Bush to start doing his job!

[Johonny]

"The American people expect me to do my job, and I'm going to," the president said.



Personally I expect him to go on vacation, get drunk, show up late, fail to address any real social problem and when he does make a rare appearance be pushing some failed social program to a canned audience. But if he wants to start trying to do the job of president...

[The_Casual_Observer]

1. Oh Jesus, I hope not.

[mcctatas]

18. Maybe we can talk him in to another month at the ranch instead...

I don't think the country could survive if he started doing his job! C'mon George, you deserve a rest, robbing the poor to give to the rich is hard work, give yourself a rest, get on with your life! We'll understand.:rofl:

[EstimatedProphet]

2. I saw your post title, and thought it would be an Onion article

[I_Will]

11. It is hard to immediately discern farce these days...

This ( http://www.theonion.com/content/node/41690 ) "Onion" article
sounds like a prescient transcription of a news conference (rather, a typical speaking-from-the-pulpit staging) on Fitzmas Morning.

[MsKandice01]

3. The more he does his job,

The worse shape this country is in. I think he should head back to Crawford.

[sandnsea]

4. Permanent paid vacation

Cost to taxpayers: $1.2 million
Peace of Mind That The Liar in Chief Is Out Of Washington: priceless

[Hardrada]

5. Failed non-social program

[swimmernsecretsea]

6. NO!! DON'T DO IT!

It's bad enough when you're ignoring your job *, but when you start paying attention, that's when people get killed.

You look tired. Take a break, ok? Crawford is just covered in brush and that chainsaw isn't going to start itself!

[katinmn]

7. Bush To Appoint Someone To Be In Charge Of Country

The Onion had this scoop in the Oct 12 issue

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/41444

Bush To Appoint Someone To Be In Charge Of Country

WASHINGTON, DC—In response to increasing criticism of his handling of the war in Iraq and the disaster in the Gulf Coast, as well as other issues, such as Social Security reform, the national deficit, and rising gas prices, President Bush is expected to appoint someone to run the U.S. as soon as Friday.

Bush presents his shortlist for the Secretary of the Nation post.
"During these tumultuous times, America is in need of a bold, resolute person who can get the job done," said Bush during a press conference Monday. "My fellow Americans, I assure you that I will appoint just such a person with all due haste."

The Cabinet-level position, to be known as Secretary of the Nation, was established by an executive order Sept. 2, but has remained unfilled in the intervening weeks.

"I've been talking to folks from all across this country, from Louisiana to Los Angeles, and people tell me the same thing: This nation needs a strong, compassionate leader," Bush said. "In response to these concerns, I'm making this a top priority. I will name a good, qualified person as soon as possible."

[mwooldri]

9. Word has it that person will be...

... Harriet Miers!

[Amonester]

10. "...a good, qualified person as soon as possible." -- **

Al Gore is the qualified person I'm thinking of...

I know I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one! :thumbsup:

[louis-t]

13. "My gardener, Estefan, is highly qualified."

"He has many years of experience in pulling weeds, getting rid of bugs, and dealing with Democrats. He will not leg-i-flicate from the garden..er, bench. He is a strong 'Law & Order' gardener. He watches it every night."

Acceptance speech from Estefan: "Mistah Boosh, you da best prime meenister ever! Worthy of mucho praise! Soon as I feenish pollish yer boots with my tongue, I will start new job!"

[4MoreYearsOfHell]

8. Uh, frankly sir, you're not qualified...

you haven't passed Pretzel Eating 101 nor Intro to Bike-riding...

We suggest that remedial English would be a good choice as well...

[Burried News]

12. Vacancy at the fear machine. Dr. Kissmessenger, vo bist du ?

[Canuckistanian]

14. "Any day now. Just you wait. You'll see."

[robbedvoter]

15. This is a hard country to defend he once said - stealing from Clinton

on this one. Don't worry people, he doesn't actually mean it. I watched him say it too - he didn't sound at all like he meant any of it.

[sam sarrha]

16. i want to see him give a speach on crack...

[KansDem]

17. Quick! Someone send him the official POTUS job description...

so he'll what his job is.

[LVdem]

19. He's on the job 24/7...

24 days a month, 7 months a year.

(stolen from Saturday Night Live)

[Kazak]

20. He thinks about Iraq everyday!

It's hard work!

:puke:

[Johonny]

21. The thing is

I appreciate that