If Bush finds Iraq's WMD

[ck4829]

And decides to sniff the toxic fumes of the chemical weapons, the spores of the biological weapons, and the radioactive-ness of the nukulear weapons and then he mutates.

What will he turn into?

A. A Giant monster

B. Carrot Top

C. The Government Drowning Bathtub

D. His brain will get warped and then he channels the spirit of someone really bad (Hitler, Attila the Hun, etc.)

E. A chimp

[benddem]

1. his brain WILL get warped????

wtf?

[ck4829]

3. What do you find more unusual?

Bush's brain getting warped or Bush having a usable brain?

[Aimah]

2. Carrot Top

He's already all of the other choices. The only thing he hasn't become yet is Carrot Top. Sadly that's an insult to Carrot Top atleast he's trying to be funny.

[MrSlayer]

4. He's already a chimp.

And he really doesn't need to channel anyone worse.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

5. He'll mutate into Carmen Miranda

with a basket of fruit on his head and revive the Samba as a popular dance. Neocons will flock to his performances and Bush will finally understand what Brazilian really means.