What would be good dishes to serve at an indictment party?

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[amitten]

1. Crow flambe

Mmmmm!

[OKDem08]

4. a suggestion I read on a related post: yellow cake

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20. Super!

[BlueIris]

31. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

I'm seriously trying to choose right now. Damn.

[niyad]

2. champagne, of course.

[LonelyLRLiberal]

3. pinto beans and stale bread nm

[Occulus]

5. Toast.

Serve toasted bread- the most flavorful and exotic bread you can find- with fresh jam or preserves.

Use a honeyed butter. MMMMMM-mmmmm!

edit: Cheese toast is pretty good, too. Simply lightly toast the bread, sprinkled with your favorite grated cheese, and then pop it into the over at 400 deg. until the cheese is completely melted. You'll have to time it well, though- you want the cheese to be warm and stringy (like in a pizza commercial) when it's served.

[uppityperson]

6. mock anything?

[Spinzonner]

7. slimy tongue balls

http://en.hiddenfrontier.com/index.php/Klingon

[jim3775]

8. Frog's legs. n/t

[welshTerrier2]

9. bunch of dishes ...

bagels and locks ...
key lime pie ...
cell-o-phane noodles
candy bars
any recipe from Martha Stewart
bread and water
anything that won't get boring for the next twenty years to life

[tomreedtoon]

10. The Blues Brothers meal: pepper steak!

Made with really cheap beef and cut-up green peppers, and soaked in gravy. It is actually fairly edible...unless you have to eat it every day for ten to twenty years, as Joliet Jake Blues had to. (It wasn't the heroin that killed Belushi, it was the pepper steak he ate.)

[longship]

39. Two fried chickens and a coke.

or, just plain white toast, unbuttered.

[salinen]

11. bread

& water only.

[KitchenWitch]

12. Steak Tartare

[Occulus]

13. another cheese suggestion

I saw this on FoodTV: on a buttered or oil-sprayed cookie sheet, sprinkle shallow, wide, cohesive piles of your favorite grated cheese. At 425 deg., cook until just melted.

Now the fun part. Using a shot glass or other small object with height, spatula out the cheese (it should stay in a 'cheese plate' sort of item while melted) and drape it over the object. Allow it to cool and harden, and then fill with an appropriate mixture. Use your imagination. The idea is for the cheese to be the container for your filling once the cheese cools and hardens.

I haven't tried it yet, but it sure sounds yummy!

[NoBushSpokenHere]

14. Rover Stew

Rover Stew

INGREDIENTS:
2 pounds ground beef
32 ounces tomato-vegetable juice cocktail
3 potatoes, peeled and cubed
1 (16 ounce) package frozen mixed vegetables
1 onion, chopped
salt and pepper to taste

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DIRECTIONS:
In a large pot over medium high heat, saute the ground beef for about 5 minutes, or until tender. Drain excess fat. Add the tomato-vegetable juice and bring to a boil.
Add the potatoes, vegetables and onion and bring back to a boil. Reduce heat to low and simmer for about 30 minutes, or until potatoes are tender. Salt and pepper to taste.

[NoBushSpokenHere]

16. BushyTails

BushyTails
INGREDIENTS:
1 egg white
1/2 cup packed brown sugar
1 dash vanilla extract
4 cups pecans

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DIRECTIONS:
Preheat oven to 275 degrees F (135 degrees C). Line a cookie sheet with wax paper. Spray the wax paper with cooking spray.
Beat egg white until stiff. Add brown sugar and vanilla. Stir until smooth. Mix in pecans and stir until coated. Pour the nuts onto the prepared cookie sheet.
Bake until browned, approximately 10 to 15 minutes.

[NoBushSpokenHere]

17. Dicks Clam Bake Dip

INGREDIENTS:
6 slices bacon
2 (8 ounce) packages cream cheese, softened
2 (6.5 ounce) cans minced clams
10 drops hot pepper sauce (e.g. Tabasco™), or to taste
1/2 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
1 tablespoon lemon juice

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DIRECTIONS:
Place bacon in a large, deep skillet. Cook over medium-high heat until crisp. Drain, crumble and set aside.
In a medium bowl, stir cream cheese until smooth. Stir one can of clams with juice into the cream cheese. Drain the other can, reserving the juice, and stir those clams in as well. Mix in the hot pepper sauce, Worcestershire sauce, and lemon juice. Stir in crumbled bacon. Cover and refrigerate dip and reserved clam juice for one hour.
Remove dip from the refrigerator, and stir in just enough of the reserved clam juice to make the dip soft enough to dip a chip into.

[NoBushSpokenHere]

19. Scooters Duck Cassoulet

INGREDIENTS:
1 pound pork sausage links, sliced
1 tablespoon whole cloves
1 whole onion, peeled
3 sprigs fresh parsley
1 sprig fresh thyme
1/2 pound bacon
1 sprig fresh rosemary
1 pound dry navy beans, soaked overnight
1 bay leaf
3 carrots, peeled and sliced
3 cloves garlic clove, minced
1 pound skinned, boned duck breast halves, sliced into thin strips.
1 fresh tomato, chopped

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DIRECTIONS:
In a large skillet, brown the sliced sausage over medium heat.
Insert whole cloves into onion. Roll bacon up, and tie with a string. Tie together parsley, thyme, and rosemary.
In a large slow cooker, place soaked beans, sausage, bacon, onion studded with cloves, fresh herbs, bay leaf, carrots, minced garlic, and duck. Add enough water to cover the other ingredients. Cook for 1 hour on HIGH. Reduce heat to LOW, and continue cooking for 6 to 8 hours.
Remove onion, bacon, and herbs. Stir in chopped tomatoes. Continue cooking for 1/2 hour. Serve.

[NoBushSpokenHere]

21. Judy's Strawberry Pretzel Salad

INGREDIENTS:
1 1/2 cups crushed pretzels
4 1/2 tablespoons white sugar
3/4 cup butter, melted
1 cup white sugar
2 (8 ounce) packages cream cheese
1 (8 ounce) container frozen whipped topping, thawed
1 (6 ounce) package strawberry flavored gelatin
2 cups boiling water
1 (16 ounce) package frozen strawberries

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DIRECTIONS:
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Mix together the pretzels, 4 1/2 tablespoons sugar and melted butter. Press into the bottom of a 9x13 inch pan. Bake for 10 minutes, or lightly toasted. Set aside to cool completely.
In a medium bowl, beat the sugar and cream cheese until smooth. Fold in whipped topping. Spread evenly over the cooled crust. Refrigerate until set, about 30 minutes.
In a medium bowl, stir together the gelatin mix and boiling water. Mix in frozen strawberries, and stir until thawed. Pour over cream cheese mixture in pan. Refrigerate until completely chilled, at least 1 hour.

[NoBushSpokenHere]

25. Bourbolicious

INGREDIENTS:
1 (12 fluid ounce) can frozen lemonade concentrate, thawed
1 (6 ounce) can frozen orange juice concentrate
1 cup white sugar
1 1/2 cups-2 quarts bourbon whiskey
2 1/4 cups brewed tea
6 cups water

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DIRECTIONS:
In a large plastic pitcher combine lemonade concentrate, orange juice concentrate, sugar, bourbon, tea and water. Mix well and freeze overnight.

[Catherine Vincent]

15. Repuke-Kabob and Chicken-Hawk Delights!

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18. I was thinking of "levee sandwiches," with little sticks of dynamite under

[Mrs. Overall]

22. Cooked Goose and anything Skewered and Grilled.

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23. I was also thinking of pretzels, with Heimlich maneuver instructions.

[NoBushSpokenHere]

26. ROFLMAO n/t

[mike_c]

24. invite republicans, serve CROW....

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27. Also, broccoli for Bush Sr., with accompanying barf bags.

[Bluerthanblue]

28. Spam and Cheeze-wiz Manwiches

on lie bread

[Mrs. Overall]

29. Looking at the indictment listing 21 people,

I could only come up with:

Bush's Baked Beans
A can of something with "Libby, Libby, Libby on the Label, Label, Label..."
Rice
Bartlett Pears
on edit: Scooter Pies


What else am I missing?

Karl Rove
I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby
Condoleezza Rice
Stephen Hadley
Andrew Card
Alberto Gonzales
Mary Matalin
Ari Fleischer
Susan Ralston
Israel Hernandez John Hannah
Scott McClellan
Dan Bartlett
Claire Buchan
Catherine Martin
Colin Powell
Karen Hughes
Adam Levine
Bob Joseph
Vice President Dick Cheney
President George W. Bush

[Bluerthanblue]

30. chum (the ripe kind)

makes the best bait

[YOY]

32. Chilled Monkey Brains

[enid602]

33. serve . . .

Revenge . . . served cold.

[tgnyc]

34. A dish served cold

[Nostradammit]

35. A Cake with No File In It.

Candy Bars
Rice-a-roni
Goose (cooked, of course)

[tgnyc]

36. humble pie

[Historic NY]

37. stale bread & H2O..........

formal dress for the evening stripes or bright orange.

[bluedawg12]

38. Rack of ass of tender young lamb fetus

Rack of ass of tender young lamb fetus, coupled

with a green ceasar salad made with fresh crisp green, $100. Dollar bills smothered with eggs and capers.

A nice bottle of 1991 Chateau Mellon

Blood of the working man/Sangra de trabajadoro.


Desert: Nipples from young dead cow, casualty of war, chilled and served with a light creme sauce and wrapped in crepe’s with a vanilla creme whip creme topping,

Cuban cigars.

[longship]

40. Gitmo Chicken with two fruits.

Cooked up by Chef Duncan Hunger... er, Hunter.

[Dangerously Amused]

41. Failure Fries!! nt

[marions ghost]

42. WMD casserole

2 megaton kielbasa (these are the WMD). Boil and brown the kielbasa first. Put them in a big baking dish.

Smother sausages in a creamy casserole or cheese sauce, tinted uranium yellow with tumeric. Paprika on top--in shape of international warning symbol for radiation hazard.

20 asparagus spears (the pasty white ones would be the ugliest, but green will do). Asparagus should be cascading around the edges of the dish. Arrange them like fallen aspens.

Stick a big fork in each kielbasa.

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Serve yellowcake and elephant cookies for dessert.

[Catchawave]

43. Cake !

They've been telling us to eat it for 5 years now :)

[Connie_Corleone]

44. Possum stew and Pig's Feet nt

[fhqwhgads]

45. im-peach-ment cobbler? (nt)

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46. Clever!

[Individualist]

47. Have an indictment barbecue