My mom gets emails like this all the time--I want to barf!!!

[jasmeel]

She doesn't know how to open them so she sends them to me.
Here's the vomit inducing prayer request.

http://www.udata.com/users/byrd/pray.htm
This is a prayer request for a man in need of prayer.
Please, take a moment and pray for this man. He is in a situation that few people find themselves. He is criticized at every turn, and few people have thanked him for the good things he has done.
Few people know the extent of his situation. We need to pray that God gives him the guidance he needs to do his job effectively. I have attached a photo of this man. Look at it. Most of you will recognize him. Please pray for him.
Feel free to pass this on to anyone else who will pray for this man. He hasn't asked me to send this request, but I am sure that he will appreciate all your prayers. If you were facing what he is facing, you'd want people praying for you!
Thanks!
I need a good response I have the assholes email address who sent this to my mom. Any ideas?

[AirmensMom]

1. Puke.

:puke:

Let's pray that he can't do any more damage!

[musette_sf]

2. I'd say

"Hey, I thought he said G-D CHOSE him for the fuggin job! Either G-D's 'guidance' to him so far sucks out loud, or someone's been lying to us."

:eyes:

[jasmeel]

3. I'd like to send a pic of him flippin the bird but I can't find it anywher

-any links?

[musette_sf]

7. will this do?

[jasmeel]

9. Thank YOU!!

[FreedomAngel82]

10. I found it!!

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/bushvideos/v/bushflipbird.htm

I remember reading how once at an RNC convention George was interviewed and asked what he and his dad talk about and Bush's reply was "pussy".

[jasmeel]

17. WTF!!

GROSS!

[musette_sf]

19. HW musta been talking

about Kay Summersby's pussy, since the very idea of Babs' cooch is :puke: inducing.

[jasmeel]

21. It's probably really bitchy and rude!!

Bab's cooch I mean.

[musette_sf]

27. and what big teeth you have, Babs!

Note: This is a purse called "Vagina Dentate" from a very interesting website for "Psychological Clothing":

http://www.katekretz.com/cloth.html

Obviously I have read waaaaay too much Freud if this is the first thing that springs into my mind at the idea...

[jasmeel]

29. Holy scariness!

:toast:

[ComerPerro]

35. Thats a great idea

[Lubernaut]

4. Is it OK

if we pray that bad things happen to him?

[musette_sf]

8. best to pray

that karma does its thing :evilgrin:

[unpossibles]

5. I picked up something the other day

I think it was Mike Malloy, and he challenged Right Wingers to call in and tell him one thing that Bush has done which has benefited the majority of Americans or helped America.

[Fridays Child]

6. Gee, why didn't they just pull out all the stops and use the photo...

...of B*sh enshrined by the Presidential Halo of God's Approval™.

:puke: :puke: :puke:


:puke: :puke: :puke:

[jasmeel]

11. I know-poor bastard. He stole the presidency in 2000 and

nothing's gone his way since. Aw shucks (kicking dirt with foot).

[madrchsod]

12. get a new email service

how do people get on these lists?

[jasmeel]

14. My mom gets emails from her friends and doesn't have a clue

what's in em cuz she can't open attachments. It is SOOOO annoying because she sends them to me to open and then I waste 2 hours debunking them or whatever. It's kind of fun though-hehe, especially now!

[Bellamia]

30. How you get on a "list"............

I figured it out to my satisfaction, people sometimes get email addresses from CC to: copies to such and such. If they are Blind copies, no one else gets the address.

[Poppyseedman]

13. I assume your mom is not in a state of diminished capacity

She's probably a big girl and can handle this herself, if she wants to.

Personally, I'd teach my mom the basics of email before I go and start answering her junk mail.

[jasmeel]

16. It's not her junk mail-these are her friends. I've tried to teach her

but she can't even learn to copy and paste.

[Poppyseedman]

23. If these are her friends sending these emails to her,

I think I would let it be. If you offend them with your comments, it might hurt their friendships.

[jasmeel]

26. They'll just think I'm her crazy daughter.

:party:

[Skittles]

18. I got an 88 year old lady emailing and opening pics from her grandsons

and great-grandsons.....she was a pro in no time

[jasmeel]

20. I promise-she's not retarded-maybe she's lazy. She wrote down

the instructions for copying and pasting and it didn't work. She's taking a class on how to use ebay so maybe they can get through to her.

[Craig3410]

15. Let 'em pray.

They pray, we vote. :evilgrin:

[Skip Intro]

22. How about praying for his victims instead

like the tens of thousands of innocent dead Iraqis, and the dead US and other "coallition" forces, and thsoe of us at home who suffer the consequences of his rule?

Just like a "christian" hypocrite to want to pray for the perpetrator rather than his vicitims.

[jasmeel]

24. That's exactly my point. I think I'll put that into the email.

[Tamarin]

25. I would just delete them and claim that I couldn't

open them either. That would save you a lot of time and aggravation.

[jasmeel]

28. I know-I wish I could but she might just send them onto others.

For some reason I guess I just like to think I can piss the RWer off as much as I'm pissed off-

[TallahasseeGrannie]

31. AKKKK! YOU SHOULD HAVE WARNED US!

[Ikonoklast]

32. Just tell those asshats

that * is beyond prayer, that his Evil Lord Beelzebub has called in His markers for letting * steal two elections. Now the bill is due and God Himself has turned a deaf ear to the pleas of the righteous for the damned soul of this miserable excuse for a man.

Either that, or tell them it is Allahs' punishment upon his head for killing so many of his innocent followers, as He is really The One True God and Mohammed is His Prophet, and Christianity is just sooo over.

[jasmeel]

36. I think God is telling us what he thinks of * right now by the way

everything is falling apart. If these things were happening to a dem the * lovers would be saying God was punishing them so why not *? I'm always surprised when the RWers display their hypocrisy-I know I shouldn't be...

[ComerPerro]

33. Please pray for this poor man, who was born without a brain

[jasmeel]

34. Love IT!

[MrsMatt]

37. Send it back, same wording

but attach a picture of Bill Clinton

[MiniMe]

38. I'd say, Since he speaks to God, he should ask God directly. n.t

[jody]

39. Suggest "I pray God treats you the same way you treat the hungry, thirsty,

strangers, naked, sick, and prisoners. (Mat 25:31-46)

QUOTE
When the Son of man shall come in his glory, and all the holy angels with him, then shall he sit upon the throne of his glory:

And before him shall be gathered all nations: and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth sheep from the goats:

And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.

Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:

For I was an hungred, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in:

Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto me.

Then shall the righteous answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, and fed ? or thirsty, and gave drink?

When saw we thee a stranger, and took in? or naked, and clothed ?

Or when saw we thee sick, or in prison, and came unto thee?

And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done unto me.

Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

For I was an hungred, and ye gave me no meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me no drink:

I was a stranger, and ye took me not in: naked, and ye clothed me not: sick, and in prison, and ye visited me not.

Then shall they also answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, or athirst, or a stranger, or naked, or sick, or in prison, and did not minister unto thee?

Then shall he answer them, saying, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did not to one of the least of these, ye did not to me.

And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.
UNQUOTE
Matthew 25:31-46

[melody]

40. I made my own page in response

My uncle sent me that, too, so I made my own page in response. Feel free to pass it along to whomever.

http://prey-for-bush.atspace.com/index.html

[shireen]

41. your mom should forward that letter to others, slightly revised of-course

http://www.udata.com/users/byrd/pray.htm
This is a prayer request for a man in need of prayer BECAUSE HE'S SUCH A FUCKIN' SCREW-UP. Please, take a moment and pray for this man, THAT HE MAY BE IMPEACHED. He is in a situation that few people find themselves BECAUSE JUST ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE COULD RUN THIS COUNTRY BETTER THAN HE. He is criticized at every turn, and few people have thanked him for the good things he has done BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE CAN THINK OF ANY GOOD THINGS HE'S DONE. Few people know the extent of his situation, AND THEY'RE THE ONES THAT STAGE MANAGE HIS PRESIDENCY. We need to pray that God gives him the guidance he needs to do his job effectively, BUT LET'S FACE IT, THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH EVEN GOD CAN DO TO GUIDE A CLUELESS INCOHERENT DRY DRUNK WHO HAS NEVER HAD A SINGLE BUSINESS SUCCESS IN HIS LIFE. I have attached a photo of this man. Look at it. Most of you will recognize him FOR THE INCOMPETENT FOOL HE IS. Please pray for him. FOR IMPEACHMENT, DAMMIT! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT? Feel free to pass this on to anyone else who will pray for this man, ESPECIALLY THE GOD-FEARING BUSH WORSHIPPERS WHO THINK HE'S JESUS'S LITTLE BROTHER. He hasn't asked me to send this request, but I am sure that he will appreciate all your prayers, OH, JUST KIDDING! If you were facing what he is facing, you'd want people praying for you TO WAKE UP FROM THAT REALLY LOUSY DREAM!
Thanks!