Apply for a chimp crony job *here*!

[rainbow4321]

http://www.cronyjobs.com/

A Small Sampling of Our Satisfied Clientele:

NAME: Harriet Miers
POSITION: Associate Justice, US Supreme Court
SALARY: $202,900/year (pending)
TESTIMONIAL: "Not only did CronyJobs set me up with a faboo White House staff position, now I'm getting a life-long appointment to try out this 'Judge' stuff. I can hardly wait to meet that sexpot Ruth Bader Ginsberg

[Hissyspit]

1. Heh! Nominated.

[texpatriot2004]

2. I'd rather not work for satan but thanks for thinking of me. n/t

[Bluebear]

3. Bwahahahaha.....Michael Brown and horse dung:

NAME: Michael Brown
POSITION: Director: Federal Emergency Mgmt. Agency
SALARY: $145,600/year
TESTIMONIAL: "I just love my FEMA corner office with the mahogany furniture and the perky little secretary. And thanks to CronyJobs, my Florsheim penny loafers have slipped in their last pile of Arabiac horse dung!"

[rainbow4321]

4. Spin the wheel, pick a scandal....