2nd Annual Secret Commie Pinko Liberal Secret Agenda Left Wing Picnic!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

Satanists and heterosexuals are also welcome.

Just a reminder folks, that the last day of the month, October 31st, is the date for the annual super secret meeting to discuss and plan our liberal agenda for the upcoming year.

Some of the highlights:

1. A special award for Al Franken for sending Rush Limbaugh copious amounts of Oxycodone under the label of "Herbal Diet pills."

2. The Karl Marx Award to British MI5 agent, Blanche Dubois, for providing the Bush Administration the sexed up dossier that claimed Saddam had "nukular" warheads attached to camels with a range of 10,000 km.

3. The Mark Twain Award will be presented to Maria Shriver for installing the new "Demochip" in Arnold's frontal lobe.

Again. the FR detonation program should be discussed and launched causing anyone on FR who types the word "Clinton" will instead release a code that sends the message "I love you. I really love you." to everyone in their address book.

Also remember it's bring your own bottle, drugs and human sacrifices.

The secret handshake will be required at the location that has been sent to you via encrypted email. SOLIDARITY!

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RSVP!

[bloom]

1. LOL

:evilgrin:

[bpilgrim]

2. SOLIDARITY!

lol :toast:

peace

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

3. BTW, You've been nominated for the Vonnegut Award for

convincing Anne Coulter that she had a weight problem.

[Octafish]

8. Bartcop has proof she has an eating disorder.

"Moof moo mot mries mit mat?"

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

14. Um... Which one's Anne?

[bpilgrim]

13. thank you my brother ;->

lol

and you get the daVinci award for teaching o'Really that hypocrasy is the TRIBUTE vice pays to virtue ;->

peace

peace

[Octafish]

4. SOLIDARITY! There's two of you?

No wonder. It's like the four or five Star Treks that featured two Captain Kirks.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

10. Bill's coming without the rug this year. He's going to tell about

Dubya's calling him and asking him to captain the real Enterprise.

[Bozita]

5. Isn't your post supposed to be written in code?

cuz now it's only semi-secret.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

6. It is. How do you think you read it?

[Bozita]

11. good thing I had my hat on.

bought the jumbo economy size roll of hatmaking material at Krogers.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

12. That's the only way you can read the code.

Head wrapped tightly in foil and feet soaking in a pool of (deleted).

[HawkerHurricane]

7. I will once again miss the picnic...

as I am subverting my ship's crew.

I managed to get us into San Fransisco this weekend. We all know what THAT will do to the men aboard...make them 'less' of a man! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

[arcane1]

25. are you gonna meet up with any Duers?

:shrug:

[HawkerHurricane]

45. Who do you think is going to help me?

Corrupting sailors is hard work.
Bwahahahahaha

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

28. That's right! I understand that the first one was read about

somewhere in the Gulf near a certain country under invasion.

Peace!

[eleny]

9. I'll be there!!!!!!!!!

[RummyTheDummy]

15. I won't be able to make it either.

Although I wish I could. That day is my day to teach Sunday School at my local Southern Baptist neo-con church.

This week's lesson: The do's and dont's of condoms and dental dams. In hour two, we'll talk about the wonders of Stalinism.

It's shaping up to be a highly informative morning for the little ones (evil laugh)

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

16. Dental dams????? LMAO

I'm still laughing... I've got a younger sister who has turned fundie and your post struck my funny bone.

(edited because I couldn't spell LMAO)

[RummyTheDummy]

17. Thanks.

Isn't it funny how they all view us as Godless haters of morality. Like we all go around passing out condoms to 5 year olds.

This thread gets my vote as the best of the night.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

19. High praise! And oh, yeah. Liberal is next to Godlessness.

[0rganism]

18. Can't make it, I'm busy fomenting revolution in Central America that week

But maybe we can meet up in December for the Winter Solstice Vodka Cookoff?

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

20. It'll be hard to beat your embryonic stew from last year. Mmmmm good!

[ElsewheresDaughter]

21. Ishtar is my code name...see ya there

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

22. You're bringing Beatty and Hoffman again, right?

[ElsewheresDaughter]

48. you betcha ...we'll be there with Baal's on

[quaker bill]

23. Regrets, I have a conflict with black helicopter duty

I have to patrol the international biosphere reserves for the new world order that weekend.

[RummyTheDummy]

24. LMAO-Coke spit all over my moniter...very funny!!!!!

NT

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

27. Then you should hook up with the Green Peace contingent that will

anchored off the coast of New York broadcasting subliminal messages telling Wall Street to sell short.

[quaker bill]

38. Roger

We will get on it.

[IranianDemocrat]

26. I will stop by with a shirt reading "I'm not a Democrat."

To conceal my identity.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

29. I'll be in the Rush Rulz tee with the American Flag cape

[IranianDemocrat]

30. Don't forget your Chevy Pick-Up and Bible.

.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

43. And the distinctive "Yeeee-Haw!"

[RummyTheDummy]

31. What? No confederate flag do rag?

NT

[Renew Deal]

32. I am working on a plan to get the machines to take over,

We will start by crashing world markets. The first step is to reduce the dow by 1200 points after hours. Then we will wake up the machines. As you can tell, our test run was succesful in California. This is just the beginning. Our virus Clintonspenis.vbs is going to spread like mad. Then we will control all 50 states. Bwahahahahaha

:nuke:

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

33. Our new plant, Ahnold has Skynet set up on that already...

We need you to send the syphillitic hookers over to O'Reiley's.

[Renew Deal]

34. Syphollitic hookers on the way.

Over and out, Flapjack

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

35. (What's sad, is I believe that Bill would believe this)....

Poor guy is going to be doing without for a while.

[Renew Deal]

36. You mean?

We are kidding. Oops

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

37. All part of the code, kimosbi (sp?)

[angka]

39. about that secret handshake

is there a way to do it that doesn't involve the rectum? i'm still working on that part...

and remember, rush, all the cool people chew up those oxys to really get off. you do want to be cool, don't you, rush?

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

40. You remember what happened to Bill O'Reilly when he tried (photo)

Bite me Bill!

[gully]

41. OMG... Funny stuff!!!!!

Thanks. Bookmarked for sure. :)

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

42. Thankee san!

[punpirate]

44. Sorry, but I drew the short straw in our terror cell...

... and will be contracting gonorrhea, then seducing and buggering Matt Drudge whilst telling him sweet lies and rumors about the Austrian asshole, then flitting over, without washing, to do the same to Ann Coulter, except to tell her sweet lies and rumors about Matt Drudge.

If anyone can spare a couple of hits of Ciprofloxacin, I'd appreciate it.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

47. Buggering Drudge while talking about another asshole? Howwww Rude!

[ninkasi]

46. Wouldn't miss it...

I hope you don't mind if I bring a few of my worshipers with me. For you infidels who don't know, Ninkasi is the goddess of beer brewing, and was worshipped in what is now Iraq. I might even pick up a few new followers, who knows? I trust there will be plenty of beer.