ROFL...Cheney pic for Philippine spy story on Yahoo...

[deadparrot]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/uswhousecrime

[malaise]

1. hahahaha

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[MrBenchley]

2. LOL!!!

Really, what can you say???

[CottonBear]

3. Do you think he's had some sort of stroke or does he just sneer naturally?

Looking at him lately and considering his medical history, I doubt he's going to live until 2008. He's a time bomb as far as his heart and circulatory system is concerned.
:( I wonder who would replace him if he takes a dirt nap between now and 2008?

[Bellamia]

36. Just sneers naturally

[patrice]

4. Normally I'd say where is his PR person, but he's so F-ing Rich

PR doesn't matter.

Goodness, what an ugly mouth!!!

[Pithy Cherub]

5. "You can't indict me, I'm Darth Cheney Gotti, see"...

LOL! :hide:

[dogday]

6. Different Picture, Same Snarl - Priceless........... nt

[I Have A Dream]

7. OH. MY. GOD. That is just TOOO funny! Someone at Yahoo...

must really despise him!


:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

8. That's Uncle Fester's happy face

He must have received a new shipment of dynamite for his experiments in the Addams Family bunker, er dungeon.

[Hobarticus]

9. For the love of Pete...what is WRONG with that man?

Seriously, wouldn't you have someone give you some coaching to try and avoid sneering like Billy Idol, if you were the Veep?

[Richard D]

10. Yeah, he's evil and all that . . .

. . . but the MF is way more than butt-ugly too.

[DemoTex]

11. Snarl from another angle ..

[JanusAscending]

57. "SEIG HEIL!

n/m

[SalmonChantedEvening]

12. "You kids stay off my lawn or I'll call the cops!"

Dagnabbit! :D

[smoogatz]

13. You kids stay off my lawn

or I'll eat your livers with some fava beans and a nice chiannnti...

[Hobarticus]

16. "No, I don't want a goddamn pecan log for Girl Scouts...SCRAM!" n/t

[shance]

42. ROFL!! If this guy was Archie Bunker and not the VP, life would be

soo much nicer.

Wonder if he'd take an offer for a television series in return for access to any power (or weaponry*).

[KnaveRupe]

14. Radda you neen? Cheney's lits are NOT noving!

This is ne! Tresident Dush! I an the one talking! Look here! Look at ne! Don't look at hin!

His lits ARE NOT NOVING!

[Coexist]

15. LOL!

[LittleClarkie]

18. Well, Kerry did say on Letterman that

Bush had agreed to do the debates on Cheney's lap. That would explain a few things.

[FizzFuzz]

59. "Tresident Dush"

oh god... :rofl: hahahahah... :rofl: ....heeeeee....:rofl:

[sellitman]

17. Is this one of those fancy photo software programs?

You know....the kind that distorts a perfectly handsome face into a MONSTER?



:shrug:

[progressoid]

19. Cheney and The Penguin - - Seperated at birth! - - Look

[renate]

27. bwahahahaha! too funny!

And so true!

BTW, I am being totally nonsarcastic when I say that, in the picture at post #11, Cheney does seem to have a really lovely complexion. He must bathe in the blood of virgins.

[progressoid]

28. And they both want to take over the world!

I think meeting him in person would be very scary!

[Sequoia]

20. Cheney, the war years

[thinkingwoman]

21. and that's his happy face!

Whadya expect from somebody who has to be resurrected whenever they need a photo op.

Rising from the dead gets old ya know! :evilgrin:

[mestup]

22. Just Go Away!

[Pool Hall Ace]

29. Oooooh! Me want! Tell me this is on a bumper sticker

that I can purchase somewhere. Pleeeez?B-)

[mestup]

33. I wish! (I got it in an email, from one person to another to another, etc

[katinmn]

46. LOl! The Pooping Prez and the Snarling SOB pics!

:thumbsup:

[Glimmer of Hope]

23. He looks like he wants to bite someone. Scary.

[paineinthearse]

24. Cheney is beginning to look like Popeye

[dkofos]

25. Hope he see's it

and it pushes him over the edge

:evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

26. My favorite Cheney picture

Much more wholesome and kindly. I wish I could make this image into a Halloween mask.

[Road Scholar]

30. Mine too! nt

[FizzFuzz]

32. That's weirder than the OP. I had no idea

he was capable of a normal smile

Seriously, I had a startle reaction.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

38. Look at the eyes. This is what he's thinking:

[FizzFuzz]

60. or maybe this?

[tblue37]

40. Ooooohhhhh!

It's baring its teeth!

[katinmn]

47. Doesn't even look like the same person!

I didn't think his face was capable

[verse18]

48. Very sinister

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[mirandapriestly]

31. OMG, that scared me, I mean seriously!!! nt

[Blue Belle]

34. "I don't know why people think I talk out the side of my mouth...."

Egads... is there ever a day when this guy DOESN'T look sinister?? I wonder what his baby pictures are like??
:eyes:

[R.I.Publicanism]

35. LMAO!!!!

[despairing optimist]

37. Ladies and gentlemen, the new Hannibal Lechter!

One more thing, Senator. Love your suit.

[FizzFuzz]

58. LMAO!

Perfect!

[Jim Sagle]

39. "Help me!!! My mouth is dissolving!!!"

[kohodog]

41. you couldn't make this stuff up!

unbelievable!!

[cry baby]

43. give him an eyepatch and he could be a pirate...aaarrrrhhhhh

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

53. LOL - it DOES look like he's saying "aaarrrrhhhhh ye scurvy bilge rats"

[cry baby]

54. hehehehe

too funny!

[lovuian]

44. This is a picture of a Man who is SERIOULSY SCREWED!!!

The Maker of Coups had a coup made on him!!! Baaawaaahaaa!!!

[Spock_is_Skeptical]

45. LOL

[greblc]

49. Drink plenty of water,,,it loosens the stools.

[Dora]

50. Yo. National "Talk Like a Pirate Day" was two weeks ago.

Loser. Can't you get anything right?

[progressivebydesign]

51. The Sinister Prime Minister. or Snidley Whiplash. Which is it? n/t

[goforit]

52. This says it all!!!!

[BuyingThyme]

55. You may have noticed that there are two rows of stars in the background:

Three on the left and six on the right. That's six, three times, or 666, the sign of the devil.

Don't think it's a coincidence.

[bunny planet]

56. ROFLMAO

He really looks like he's losing it there.
There ain't enough eeeeeeeeeee's in sneer for Darth Cheney.

[Psst_Im_Not_Here]

61. My 11 Year Old

Saw that pic and said "Mom he looks like the Penguin...Nyah, nyah, nyah!"

He had me in tears saying that Bush could be the Joker and Condi, Catwoman. Yes, he's an extraordinary child, if I do say so myself!