4 years after 9/11, and we've NEARLY caught someone! Yippee!!!

[Richard Steele]

MORE TRUTH in the Faux News blurb
during the Blivet's speech this morning:
We've NEARLY CAPTURED a bunch of bad guys!

(I guess it's kinda like all those times
that I _NEARLY_ won the lottery?
Or all those times that he NEARLY
appointed a competent person to a vital post?)



Yeah, yer doin' a heck of a job, Georgie!
In honor of your great achievement,
I hereby bestow upon you THIS AWARD:

[BlueEyedSon]

1. Nearly baunkrupted the country, too

[blondeatlast]

5. For that we can claim resounding success, actually. nt

[maine_raptor]

2. And in another 4 years, we'll be able to say....

"Missed him by THAT much" (Hold thumb and index finger just slightly apart).

[elehhhhna]

3. And Katrina taught us we ain't ready for SHIT. Not even w/3 days notice.

U! S! A!

[Bernardo de La Paz]

4. Number 2 tries harder

[blondeatlast]

6. Surveillance has picked up a beep in the Pakistan desert, too.

Must be the dialysis machine. :eyes:

[kliljedahl]

7. How can you stand to watch the Faux Propaganda Channel?

[Richard Steele]

8. Sun Tzu; First rule of war: KNOW your enemy. nm

[Dervill Crow]

9. Big difference between "nearly captured all" and "captured nearly all."

What a bunch of sorry-assed journalists writing about a sorry-assed administration.

[gratuitous]

11. Damned adverbs

Part of the Axis of Evil, English Language Division, along with semi-colons, apostrophes and whether or not to put a comma before the conjunction in a series.

[Richard Steele]

10. I-lost-the-sheriff; but-I-nearly-caught-the-deputy KICK!

For the afternoon crowd...
And cuz I wish I had thought of that lame title
when I first posted this!

[lildreamer316]

12. Horseshoes and Hand Grenades!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAK

[Generic Other]

13. Some we've "nearly" caught multiple times

Yeah, Bush is a moran.