Members of the Vast Left Wing Conspiracy Thread. No RW'ers allowed

[ck4829]

Well, our plan to force Tom DeLay to commit crimes went rather well.

What should our next phase be?

I think we should consult with our cohort, the Honorable Fitzgerald, and ask him to indict the entire Bush Administration.

And maybe we should just indict the entire Republican Party while we're at it.

[meow2u3]

1. Who do voodoo?

:evilgrin: :evilgrin:

Anyone out there who can induce ** to get caught committing murder?

:evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[chat_noir]

16. I do voodoo, do you?

http://www.virtual-design.com/demos/voodoodoll/voodoo.asp?section=demo&subsection=voodoo

http://www.funnyreign.com/voodoodoll.shtml?KBID=1956

[Jackpine Radical]

19. Ain't no other black cats I know of

who do
voodoo
like you do.

[WestHoustonDem]

2. I think we should ask Michael Moore

what the next step in our grand scheme is, since he controls us all.

[wryter2000]

6. Right

And be sure to ask George Soros how much we can spend.

[ck4829]

7. Silly me. We need to consult our God first, the Holy Michael Moore.

All praise Michael Moore and his his Holy Word, Fahrenheit 9/11!

[wryter2000]

3. Am I allowed in?

I think we should plant more poor people at natural disaster sites to take them by surprise. It worked so well in New Orleans. Why not ship a bunch of folks from bad parts of LA to the fires in the suburbs? They'll never see that coming.

[mhr]

4. All Good But I Want Pictures Of Bush And Rove Having Sex

That should finally doom the misbegotten ship of state that some call the Bush administration.

[havocmom]

5. Pssst, whatever ya do, don't talk about 'the project'

Yeah, Fitzgerald & indictments... that's the ticket, yeah. Scooter in cuffs, Rove out in the cold, the Great Pumpkin Cheney in jail house orange by Halloween...

but not a word about the project, K?

[teach1st]

8. Secret Hillary plan is going well...

Just as an update, the double-secret plan to elevate Hillary to Queen of America right after she is elected in 2008 through trickery and mass distribution of mind-altering drugs in the public water supply is going well. One little problem, though. The committee can't find a throne.

[ellenfl]

9. no problem . . . i just happen to have one in my bathroom. eom

[A HERETIC I AM]

10. Next phase - outlawing codpieces

Any leader, in particular a chief executive, that shows up on TV with his wedding tackle sticking out further than his nose needs to be shown to be the fool that anyone that shows up on TV with his wedding tackle sticking out further than his nose, is.

Oh....wait......already did that.......

never mind

Next phase should be...........IFSMD
(Intelligent Flying Spaghetti Monster Design)

[The Backlash Cometh]

11. Republican party: Aspen trees connected at the roots? or

one big fairy ring?

[annabanana]

31. circle-jerk?. . . . .n/t

[OneBlueSky]

12. hey, I joined years ago, and the still haven't sent me my toaster . . n/t

.

[rzemanfl]

13. We are working hard to adjust the Bible confiscation plan since

so many targets were destroyed in the hurricanes. Excess personnel are being transfered to the youth corruption and abortion encitement units.

[marbuc]

15. On that note

Post Katrina New Orleans looks like a good model for the gun grabbing plan.

[rzemanfl]

17. Gun grabbing plan has been modified with the gun rusting

addendum.

[johnfunk]

14. Those compromising photos of Tom DeLay and Michael Jackson...

... the National Inquirer is too GOP-friendly, so who should we "leak" them to? Vanity Fair? The Star? Popular Mechanics?

[4MoreYearsOfHell]

18. Plans for the mandatory

gay marriage plan are coming along nicely.

I see that our plan to bankrupt America by electing Republican leadership is working even better than expected.

Keep up the good work, fellow amerika-haters!

[IndyOp]

20. I think we need to go for the BIG one:

Remove ALL references to God from the Constitution.

On Edit: In case y'all don't understand what a HUGE change this would be to the constitution click on United States Constitution and use your browser ("find on this page") to count the number of times God is mentioned.

:kick:

[rzemanfl]

24. Don't forget to change "year of our Lord" to "c.e." n/t

[4MoreYearsOfHell]

21. The operation to shed light on the Right's plans

in order to show Americans how absurd they are has failed miserably. In spite of our brilliant operative Sean Hannity's efforts, operation Fox News will be shut down soon.

[B Calm]

22. Our Texas and Tennessee Left Wing Conspiracies Members did good.

We need to focus more on impeaching Bush!

[4MoreYearsOfHell]

23. Chairman Franken is soliciting ideas for enticing

other members of the right-wing leadership into speaking stupidly since it has worked so well with Bush.

An unexpected bonus has been the creation of several new words.

[jayctravis]

25. Thank goodness nobody detected our left wing hatred of Bush...

I thought Hannity was on to us for a moment...

Ixnay on the astvay leftingweflay onspirirasreecray!

[bklyncowgirl]

26. You guys forgot to ask for the secret password. nt

[zippy890]

27. The policy committee's report is complete

Centralized communism and the banning of all religions is the prime directive. The state of Texas will be abolished altogether, and their representation on the Central People's Liberation Council (formerly the House of Representatives) reduced to one person who must be an illegal immigrant.

[walldude]

28. I got my check from George Soros today

Whatever the next phase is count me in, as long as those checks keep coming...

[Canadian Socialist]

29. Can I get my cheque from George Soros

in Euros? The Canadian dollar is still too low, and the U.S. dollar is iffy, at best. BTW, the Canadian cell of the Vast Left Wing Conspiracy had its meeting Friday evening, and we finally got around to ordering T-shirts. A truly productive event!

[Ksec]

30. We need to get hold of our media and tell them

to push the war deaths harder.

Thatll assure we keep * in the doghouse.

[Alamom]

33. Yes and with Faux News officially going off the air at

12:01 EST. tonight, never to be broadcast again, WE now have total control of the LIBERAL MSM.


Edit to add:
(should that have been in code?)

[janx]

34. YES! You know the rules.

THe aspens are turning in clusters! The roots are connected!

[janx]

32. Man, that Howard Dean really knows how to orchestrate

a conspiracy.

Have you ever experienced anything like this? Don't forget to punch your time cards!

[Rosco T.]

35. Rudy and McCain are doing a good job in their undercover roles..

.. they have EVERYONE believing that they are RW thru and thru.. now, remember WHICHEVER one of them gets the tap as VP when Cheney retires, and the Shrub resignes... when they announce their crossing the asile and start appointing Big Dog as SOS, Bobby Kennedy Jr as EPA, Spitzer as AG, Howard as SG and Jimmy the C as UN Amb, the freepers heads will totally EXPLODE..

Remember Cheney will go just before Fitz indicts the rest of them.. so ahve the Tivo's ready (The recordings of O'Lilely will be worth their weight in gold...).

[Hello_Kitty]

36. Too bad that crafty and clever Ann Coulter is on to our plan

To send all of them to Guantanamo. Geez, it'll be really crowded there....

[4MoreYearsOfHell]

37. kick

this was fun...