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[Kadie]

[Kikosexy2]

1. Now...

what the hell am I supposed to do today????...work brain cells work...

[BringEmOn]

2. Looking out through vertical blinds "Honey, I shrunk the presidency!"

[ck4829]

3. Tommy DeLay, what have you done now?

I don't know you! Get away from me or you'll ruin my Man Date!!!!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

4. "DeLay.... DeLay....

"He's not with the potato chips, is he? 'Cause I don't know no Tom DeLay; no, no... Just like I never heard of no Ken Lay... Those damn Lays!"

[Eurobabe]

5. where were you when your Immodium ran out?

[WritingIsMyReligion]

6. ROFL nt

[madokie]

7. A PIG

[Nightjock]

8. Uncle Dick!

I glued my chin to my chest again!

[LynneSin]

9. I need me one of them Texas-size shots of Jim Bean right about now

:D

[Stephanie]

10. There's something very disturbing going on there - don't look at his pants

You may go insane if you do.

[jane_pippin]

11. Are those my approval ratings down there? Hot damn! I got me a mandate!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

14. ROFLMAO nt

[notadmblnd]

12. ooh! that bean soup and cornbread is kicking in,

I just know that's gonna leave a mark

[LiberalEsto]

13. Should I say "Tommy, you're doing a heck of a job"?

or not?

[Pam-Moby]

15. Damn I just shit myself.

[El Supremo]

16. Man, I hope they don't find that Carlisle money that we gave DeLay.

[NV Whino]

17. Gotta find a new tailor. This suit makes me look like a pinhead.

Oh wait a minute....

:rofl:

[enid602]

18. "I WILL SURVIVE"

original disco version

[BuyingThyme]

19. All I'm getting is static.

[matt819]

20. Damn

Where's Condi? I need a potty break.

[RepublicanElephant]

21. dubya, the court jester

dubya: "i've got it! i've got it! the pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!

but then condi said they 'broke' the chalice from the palace and replaced it with a flagon.

what the hell is a flagon?

uh... maybe she put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?

no! that ain't right. the pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!

i think."

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

22. Got to walk without swingin' my arms - makes me look like a monkey

accordin' to Karl. It's hard work.

[skids]

23. Letsee..ehm right foot in, right foot..er..out..right foot..pokiedokie!n/t