gov of Texas

[obxhead]

on Larry King. "The evacuation of Houston has been biblical in proportions and very effectively done."

yeah riiiiight.

[daninthemoon]

1. I forgot about the Israelites running out of gas going through the Red Sea

[ewagner]

2. Exodus, Chapter 12, verse 24

or....

was that Exxon, Chapter 12 verse 24?

[daninthemoon]

5. lol

[DisgustedTX]

6. Reply of the century!

:):toast:

[roguevalley]

20. truly. i love this list. way smarter than freerepugnikkk

[flamingyouth]

13. Oh man, that just cracked me up

:rofl:

[riverwalker]

3. then the weather guy said

" Just telling people to 'get out of town' is not an evacuation plan. It HAS to be better"

[obxhead]

17. exactly...so tell me again why DHS is sucking tax dollars.

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. "biblical in proportions" - I highly doubt it.

For one thing, that statement means nothing.

BUT, let's just assume that it does - that would mean that the evacuation has been in a biblically sound way, in proportion to what the Bible teaches, which means, thus, that the evacuation has been with love, mercy, and justice, remembering first the widow and the orphan and the poor and the hungry and the lame and the crippled and the blind and the sick.

I will bet money that this evacuation was both NOT effective, but most especially, NOT done in a fair or just way or in any way that would make Jesus very proud.

[obxhead]

10. I heard this and my jaw just dropped.

The word effective just running through my mind.

[jobycom]

15. That's not what it means

He's comparing it the Exodus in the Bible. No doubt using hyperbole. I wonder if he meant "effective" to be irony, or if that just happened...

[moc]

7. Governor Good Hair speaks

:eyes:

By the way, for those of you who might not know, the governorship in Texas is not a very powerful position. It's the Lt. Governor with the real power.

We're lucky to have Governor Good Hair available for all those important photo ops.

[yella_dawg]

8. Biblical Proportions??

Aren't there about as many people in the Houston metro area as in the whole Middle East during biblical times? I mean, their population density back then wasn't very impressive. Something about lack of mechanized agriculture and petro-chemical economy, or something.

Goodhair. You are a dumbass.

Jesus, just shut up, will ya?

[Eurobabe]

9. this guy is a fucking asshat

like his mentor DickWad Bu$h.

[erinlough]

11. Texans on DU I love ya...

but watching your Gov. makes me want to see wherever he is blown off the map. What an ass.

[txindy]

18. Oh, it gets worse. Much.

Gov. MoFo's competition for the repub nomination in the next election is little Scotty McDoubleChins mommy. Rock, meet Hard Place. Now, quit squeezin' us! **sigh**

By the time this hurricane has passed, Gov. HairGel will be the most hated man in the state. It's not the local authorities the folks stuck on those highways are expecting to receive help from, it's the state. Gov. MoHairShellacking might as well start packing.

[SammyWinstonJack]

12. Too much hair spray, it's warping his sense of reality.

Time to get rid of him, hopefully he's done after this fiasco.

[jobycom]

14. Biblical, not in size, but in duration

SOme people said it seemed like 40 years from Houston to Dallas.

[obxhead]

16. well...

maybe, but effective?

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

19. Imus was talking this morning to David Gregory and started to talk

about the Texas governor's race. He mentioned that Kinky Friedman was leading in polls over Pansy Perry (Imus' name for Perry).

[obxhead]

21. not from Texas

so I don't follow their races too well, but I thought this was one of those "you dumbass" moments and needed thrown out there. Glad to hear he's down in the polls.