Sh*t! WTF is wrong with Bush? It's like watching the original Batman

[liveoaktx]

movie where the news anchors were afraid to wear makeup.

Also, can he POSSIBLY come up with a new speech???????

[MissWaverly]

1. Like the original Batman, it IS the original Batman

The joker, the riddler, the penguin they are ALL there plotting on how
to conquer the world and destroy the UN. The only problem is that there
is no Batman, and even if there was, he would never be able to afford
gas for the Batmobile.

[Atman]

2. Except, in that Batman movie...

The original 60's movie, where Batman is trying to get rid of the bomb...Chimpy just would have tossed it at the nuns and been done with it.

[MissWaverly]

4. Chimpy would not be cast as Batman

I put list of GWB's cabinet and list of Batman villians

apply as necessary

GWB
Cheney
Rummy
Rove
Condi
Gonzales

The Joker (wonder who that would be)
Mr. Freeze (later movie/but would apply here)
The Riddler (????)
The Penquin (????)
Catwoman

on the force for good
Batman
Robin
Alfred the Butler
Commissioner Gordon

[izzybeans]

3. He sounds like Baghdad Bob just before Bob fell along with Baghdad.nt

[Buns_of_Fire]

5. "Condi, I think I need a BATroom break?"

That probably should have been the first hint.

[MissWaverly]

7. yeah, he probably had to answer the batphone

[rustydog]

6. Hey, we can call him a new super hero: Bat-Shit!

Holy Bat-shit, It's Bat-shit Bush and his side-kick Guckert-Boy!