Brown knows nothing about disaster preparedness, but....

[Neocondriac]

...I bet he could tell you what a quart of horse semem is worth these days west of the Mississippi. He's got that going for him. Sorry...I resort to this , it keeps me from jumping in my truck with a Kalishnakov, a case of Amstel and heading for D.C.

[trof]

1. Sounds like he has a hell of a Margarita recipe, too.

lucky guy

[Wickerman]

2. And, he can mix a mean margarita! edit - lol Trof!

[whistle]

3. As for Michael Chertoff's qualifications he knows more about...

....Bill Clinton's semen stain from Monica's blue dress than any person of earth.

<snip>
Before joining the Bush Administration, Chertoff was a Partner in the law firm of Latham & Watkins. From 1994 to 1996, he served as Special Counsel for the U.S. Senate Whitewater Committee.

<link> http://www.dhs.gov/dhspublic/interapp/biography/biography_0116.xml

[DallasTim]

4. Brown's Qualifications

Hurricane Katrina Victims to Michael Brown: "Excuse me Mr. Brown, are you fully qualified to lead the hurricane relief activities for the thousands upon thousands relying on you?" Response: "Well, I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night..."

[tonkatoy57]

5. I'll bet he also knows...

an awful lot about how FEMA money was used in some very important voting districts far, far, away from any actual hurricane.

I wonder if that's why he's still enjoying his sinecure at FEMA instead of having a margarita and inserting more padding in his resume?