My letter to those fine young men The Protest Warriors

[teknomanzer]

Subject: Put up or shut up.

You boys look like a couple of healthy young lads. I suggest you demonstrate through action the ideals you ardently profess by joining our fighting men and women in the military. They are sorely in need of your support in the field. Now I wouldn't ask anyone to do anything I haven't done myself. So you don't have to sign up for a full four years as I once did. Hell, you don't even have to join a combat arms unit as I also did. Perhaps you could just drive fuel trucks or other support vehicles for a while, if you have the stones for that. What do you say? Proud patriots like yourself, strapping young bucks should be jumping at the chance to serve our country and help install Islamic Republics... er... I mean democracy to all those oppressed people in the Middle East. Hope to see you at the recruiters’ station. Let me know if you need any assistance finding one. Courage Conquers! Hoo Ahh!

Sincerely,
Former M1a1 Abrams Crewman
SPC Santiago Michael Olmeda

[madeline_con]

1. Fuckin' A!

:patriot:

[wakeme2008]

2. Please post any replies

but I am sure they are off video gaming it and will not reply.

[Child_Of_Isis]

3. Yellow elephant alert!

E-mail them the enlistment forms. :rofl:

[Mr_Spock]

4. Yellow Elephant - that's a good one!!

I think that would make a nice bumper sticker campaign.

[MADem]

16. Paste their cars with these!

[democrank]

5. tekno....

You nailed it. I loved it.

[Maat]

6. Oh, that was great.

"Protest Warriors:"

:rofl:

We have a local one; he drives around in a HUMMER. He harassed a local peace activist so badly that the peace activist MOVED.

They are SO ignorant.

I'd love for this local one to confront ME; this 5'2" mom would have the local police arrest him. He's not the only one with lawyer friends.

[tom_paine]

10. They sure are tough when attacking the weak & peaceful, aren't they?

Like the ORIGINAL Protest Warriors:



I cannot even begin to say how much I would dearly LOVE for someone like that to confront me. I LOATHE Bushevik Not-Sees as much as I hate their predecessors, the Original Protest warriors.

And I am NOT weak nor feeling very peaceful right at this moment!

[Kurovski]

13. Nazis: second only to the Greeks in homoeroticism.

But the Greeks were forthright about it.

The Nazi's used it to manipulate.

[flygal]

22. Exactly - Why not fight the terrorist instead of the peace activist?!

I have several family members in the service or have served - and they do not support the Iraq war. It's all these blowhards at home!

[TryingToWarnYou]

15. Heh, after reading about the PW that got tackled for carrying

a fake anti-war sign, I would love for them to try that shit with me. Im 6'2" and 300lbs. Im more than capable of taking care of myself. If they want a fight, I can direct them to the local recruiting office so they can sign up and get all the fight they want.

[Maat]

20. Amen.

And that is exactly where they should go - to the recruiting office.

[iconoclastic cat]

7. I don't know how well they'd do if they weren't cohabitating.

They're roommates, BTW.

[Stephanie]

8. Where did you find a picture of them?

I've been looking for one.

[Kurovski]

14. Isn't that them in Tom_Paine's post #10?

I kid, I kid! All in the spirit of solidarity!

Good luck in your future military career boys, when the time comes, DU will be proud to salute you!

[teknomanzer]

19. just go to the site and check out the gallery...

Complete waste of oxygen is what they are.

[Kurovski]

9. Just one more vote needed...

Reasonable. Charming, even.

Everyone can get on board with this, even partisan Republicans.

[sniffa]

11. but they are fighting

the war of ideas :eyes:

[tom_paine]

12. Tekno, those cowards would piss their diapers if they got within 100 miles

of a combat zone.

They are cowards of the most disgusting sort (see my post above), and so you would not find them in harm's way.

But I think they'd make fantastic concentration camp guards, which is what they are in their gutless little hearts.

[Usrename]

17. I hear the pay is better at Haliburton

[Lefty48197]

18. Heck yeah man, you can go kill up some terraists!

it'll be fun. Go on.

[Robbie Michaels]

21. Brilliant!

I might be short, but I don't think they would have the guts to tangle with me, let alone show up at the neighborhood recruiter's office.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

23. Yeah, why not be ACTUAL 'warriors' seeing as how there's a war on, eh?

[flygal]

24. Recommended - great letter!