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King Coal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 09:30 AM
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Look at the stupid email I recieved.

Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple
choice
test. The events are actual cuts from past history. They
actually happened!!!
Do you remember? When did the War on Terrorism start and
who are the
perpetrators!!!!

1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by

a. Superman
b. Jay Lenno
c. Harry Potter
d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40


2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped
and massacred by

a. Olga Corbett
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40

3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:

a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40

4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped
in Lebanon by:

a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40


5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up
by:

a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40


6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a
70 year old
American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his
wheelchair by:

a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40


7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US
Navy diver trying
to rescue passengers was murdered by:

a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40


8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:

a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40


9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time
by:

a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40


10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were
bombed by:

a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s
women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40

11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used
as missiles to
take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two,
one crashed into
the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed
by the passengers.
Thousands of people were killed by:

a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40

12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan
against:

a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40

13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and
murdered by:

a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40

Nope, .....I really don't see a pattern here to justify
profiling, do you?

So, to ensure Americans never offend anyone, particularly
fanatics intent
on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be
allowed to
profile certain people. They must conduct random searches
of 80-year-old women,
little kids, airline pilots with proper identification,
secret agents who are
members of the President's security detail, 85-year old
Congressmen with metal
hips, and Medal of Honor winning and former Governor Joe
Foss, but leave
Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone because of
profiling.

Let's send this to as many people as we can so that the
Gloria Aldreds and
other dunder-headed attorneys along with Federal Justices
that want to thwart
common sense, feel doubly ashamed of themselves - if they
have any such
sense.

As the writer of the award winning story "Forrest Gump" so
aptly put it,
"Stupid is as stupid does."
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bryant69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 09:32 AM
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1. This is goign the rounds
Someone posted this last week. It's the Muslim Menace Meme. Those among us who hate Muslims and want to see the war in Terror turn into a war on Islam have seen their chance after the London bombings and are turning the rhetoric up a notch. I don't know how effective such rhetoric is turning out to be though.

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com
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Dhalgren Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 09:40 AM
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5. Hey, if the Boobies in London have been ordered to
"shoot to kill" on suspicion, then I think several notches have been "upped". I am sending all of my Middle Eastern (and Indian) friends coupons for skin whitening products - it might just be what keeps them from getting their heads blown off. If they look white enough, maybe they will have the chance to prove their innocence first...maybe...
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Tsiyu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 05:28 PM
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27. Don't leave out your South American friends
They shot a Brazilian in London. Just for failing to be pasty white.

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BlueEyedSon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 09:32 AM
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2. Its making the rounds, i just got it too
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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 09:33 AM
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3. H-yuk, H-yuk, H-yuk
"Wake up white peeple!!! Th' Klans a recrootin!"

:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
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King Coal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 09:38 AM
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4. Help me with a "Reply to all with History"
1. Well, I guess we should stop pissing all the Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

2. Hey Stupid, stupids are you!


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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 10:06 AM
Response to Reply #4
21. This went around about a year ago
and a couple DUers came up with some great parodies. Wish I had saved them.
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 05:21 PM
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25. In order to fully stop pissing off all the Muslim male extremists
we would all have to lie down and die.

As long as the Muslim male extremists are interested in killing us, I'd rather see them die than us.

Obviously, I'd like to see us address the roots of the problem, to the extent it is realistic and reasonable to do so; we are not blameless. However, to assume if we simply adopted an international attitude of isolationism they would stop attacking is unrealistic.
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RubyDuby in GA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 09:43 AM
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6. "if they have any such sense"
Kinda funny because the morans this is intended to stir up couldn't tell you a damn thing about any of those situations in history.
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King Coal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 09:46 AM
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7. That's good, Ruby.
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 09:48 AM
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8. Olympic Park bombing?
White guy did it.

Woman's clinic bombings?
White guy did it. SAME white guy, as a matter of fact.

OKC Federal building bombing?
White guy did it.

Anthrax letters?
They don't know. They can't FIND the guy.
probably a white guy.

Fake anthrax letters to Planned Parenthood?
White guy did it.

I'm sure there's more....I just pulled these out of my ass.
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King Coal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 09:52 AM
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11. Thanks, BiggJawn.
Not bad for whence the dark side cometh they.
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Rainbowreflect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 10:16 AM
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16. JFK, MLK & the Uni-bomber.
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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 10:22 AM
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17. and the kook that tried to take down their precious Reagan
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 12:09 PM
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18. You mean the son of a Bush "FRIEND OF THE FAMILY"?
What's the chances of THAT happening randomly? "Oh, the kid who shot the president? Why, his folks just happen to be friends of one of the Vice-President's SONS....."

Yeah, white guy...

Oh-Hitler? White guy....
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TNDemo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 09:49 AM
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9. I always reply to these by asking why we are trying to free them then.
If they are the bad guys why are our guys dying to bring them democracy? At least that is what they say we are there for.
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Vogon_Glory Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 09:51 AM
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10. Stupid IS As Stupid Does
These guys are definitely fools. The big light bulbs who thought up this "clever" little message have clearly failed to ask themselves what their alleged perpetrators look like.

What DO Muslim males look like? As we've seen by reading even the slightest bit of recent news, there's quite a variation. There are Bantu-descended African Muslim males, sterotypical darker Arabs like the Saudis and some of the Iraqis, East Asian Muslim males like the ones in the Philippines, Indonesia, and Malaysia, and populations of light-skinned, brown-haired Muslim males like the ones found in parts of Syria and Lebanon as well as the Caucasus who look "Amurrican" enough to drop into a Klan rally (At least until they start trying to make conversation).

Some of the latter are blondes, too. How are you going to screen for those by ethnicity? Ask them to drop their drawers so you can examine their pee-pees? Most American males are circumcized anyway.

There's no reason why would-be suicide bombers have to be male. As some Chechen and Palestinian women have demonstrated, suicide bombers can be female as well.

After reading that article about the interview with Mohammed Atta's dear old dad at the CNN web site, I don't see that age is necessarily a barrier for some hateful old S.O.B. to blow himself up if he still has the vigor to carry an explosives vest and dexterity enough to activate the trigger.


Clearly a chain e-male written by dunderheads for dunderheads.
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King Coal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 09:53 AM
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13. Beauty Post. I sure love DU.
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Vogon_Glory Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 10:00 AM
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15. Thanks.
Edited on Tue Aug-02-05 10:03 AM by VogonGlory
As one of DU's grouchier, more centrist-minded posters, I appreciate compliments. Thank you.

The irony is that I do favor profiling. But as the Israelis have successfully done, profile by behavior, not by looks. The point I'm trying to make that right-wing wingnut/dingbats will clearly overlook is that looks can be very deceiving.

Oh, if you want to have some mischievous fun, feel free to send part of my post back to the cherubs who sent you that tom-fool e-mail to begin with. That'll give them some indigestion. :evilgrin: :bounce:
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LibDemAlways Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 09:53 AM
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12. 14. In 1995 the Murrah Federal Building
in Oklahoma City was bombed by:

15. The 1996 Olympics Park bomber was:

16. President Gerald Ford was the target of two assassination attempts both perpetrated by:

17. Lee Harvey Oswald, arrested in Dallas for the murder of John F. Kennedy, was:

18. Theodore Kasczinski, the "unibomber," was:

Guess whoever put that quiz together left a few questions out.

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Walt Starr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 09:54 AM
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14. Ah Geez, Not This Shit Again


Selective illustration. If all examples of terrorism were used in the email, all groups would have to be targeted as potential terrorists.

They left out Oswald (WASP), McVeigh (WASP), the IRA (Catholic extremists), etc.
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 10:03 AM
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19. A good reply previously posted:
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 10:05 AM
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20. So who shot John F Kennedy? Who bombed Oklahoma City? Atlanta?
Just curious.

This has been going around for a while.

To me, people who say shit like this aren't really concerned about security. They are just racists who don't want to be bothered with the security measures they insist on.

"Do it to them, not me".

Its asinine
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 10:14 AM
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22. It's also pretty ignorant
Says more about the people sending it around than it says about Muslim extremists between the ages of 17 and 40, IMO.

Hey Comer :hi:
How goes it?
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 10:25 AM
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23. Nice picture
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 10:28 AM
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24. Oh you mean the Scary Potter?
Nice and colorful, ain't it?

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deadparrot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 05:24 PM
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26. Don't forget James Earl Ray.
Edited on Wed Aug-03-05 05:26 PM by deadparrot
And John Hinkley. The Unabomber.

Delve deeper into American history. Lincoln's assassination, etc.
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 05:32 PM
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28. "Olga Corbett" Hahahahahahahahaha
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 05:35 PM
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29. and "Jay Lenno" and "Wiley E. Coyote"
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
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