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Kadie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 01:23 PM
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Caption * returning from his annual physical.
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 01:24 PM
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1. annual check up
Now for his mental check up
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 01:24 PM
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2. I got a sucker for being a good boy. But I ate it all up.
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yankeeinlouisiana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 01:25 PM
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3. I passed my physical...
just don't ask about the drug test.

;-)
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skids Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 01:25 PM
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4. Best... colonoscopy.... ever. n/t
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 01:25 PM
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5. They out me on the "Happy Pill"!
Edited on Sat Jul-30-05 01:25 PM by sakabatou
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 01:25 PM
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6. Talk to the hand! My ass is still sore. Ow!
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bo44 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 01:27 PM
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7. not now fellows I gotta drop a ROVE in the garden
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 01:27 PM
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8. I dunno if I can caption it, but that's gotta be the best "Fuck You" smile
Ever.
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flordehinojos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 01:29 PM
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9. bush looks like he's saying,"hey y'all. Y'all who wished me not very good
things. Gueeeeeeees whaaaaaaaaaaat? I'mmmmmmmmmm baaaaaaaaack. Fuuulllllll Forrrrrrrrrrrrrce-ain't nuting y'alllllll can do. I'mmmmmmmmmmm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!"

creepy bastard that he is!
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 01:29 PM
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10. Oh. So he got it on TIME this year, huh?
Yeah, too bad he couldn't do that last year, a few months before the election.

Don't hold your breath waiting for the official summation to be posted to the White House website. The only one you'll find there is the one for 2001.

His health/physical/cognitive condition has always been suspicious to me.
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 02:28 PM
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18. What about the first time...lost his flight status then. nt
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FreedomAngel82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 02:48 PM
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21. I remember that physical
He put it off and then they finally gave out the results and apparently he just gained some weight. I went to myself "yeah right". Why were you late at putting it out? :eyes: Aren't they supposed to have for public use his records of his physical?
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 01:32 PM
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11. "Yes, Helen Keller presses my jackets..."
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enough Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 01:35 PM
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12. Why the HELL does he look that way?
If you saw this guy in your local mall parking lot, you would have to conclude he was nuts.
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gulliver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 01:40 PM
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13. Hi, Little America! Wavy wave. Goo goo. n/t
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Pharaoh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 01:48 PM
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14. yeah, he stuck his finger up my ass
thats why i got this shit eatin grin on my face.................
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unhappycamper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 01:52 PM
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15. Prostate exams are the funnest part of the day n/t
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 02:08 PM
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16. "My drug test passed! Now, on an totally unrelated note,
I'd like to announce my nominee for the director of Health and Human Services . . ."
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 02:23 PM
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17. Say, Dubya?
How many times did you turn your head and cough for Dr. Gannon??

:evilgrin:
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 02:30 PM
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19. LOL!
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Catrina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 02:38 PM
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20. Hey! troops!
You too coulda had a clean bill of health at 59 if you had gone AWOL! heh! heh!
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Puzzler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-30-05 02:53 PM
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22. "... dat's goood shit doc gave me this time..."
-P
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