SCOTTY UP: LIE-O'-RAMA GETS OFF TO RIVETING START

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How many different ways can he phrase, "in the context of an ongoing investigation"? Stay tuned...

http://www.whitehouse.gov/dirty_lying_sonofabitch.html

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1. wonderful accomplishments...

:blush:

[LSK]

2. n/m

[Ian David]

3. Mine isn't working. All I get is the standby screen.

Never mind. There it goes.

Good economic news?

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5. up now...

[Moochy]

4. A successful results oriented session

Scotty trying to work up a proper gloat....

[Skidmore]

6. Yeah, Mcdonald's profit margins are up so the economy's

great.

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7. "Science has tremendous possibilites..."

Look at the strides that are being made in Intelligent Design!

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11. Early stage of understanding the potential of embryonic SS research...

stalling with lies

[halobeam]

8. It's on CSPAN 3 now

[Moochy]

9. First Question on Frist & Embryonic stem cell research

Does president dispute frists' position ?

No its not a flip flop, Frist has always felt this way.
Frist warned bush, bush said vote yer conscience.

(unlike every other vote where you vote with your black heart)

president was the FIRST PRESIDENT to fund stem cell research!
(yay for being born at the right time)

advancing science while maintaining ethical standards.. blah blah

[Ian David]

15. Here's my stem cell solution: Create a new branch of the Armed Services

Create The Stem Cell Corps, and institute a skills draft for individuals who have the ability to divide without differentiation.

Draft these Stem Cells into The War on Disease.

If we can "destroy life to save life" in a war, then this is okay.

[MaineYooper]

51. that's a bullshit claim

Bush was not "the first president to fund stem cell research"

try here for starters for evidence against it:

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/sciencenow/dispatches/050413.html

Prior to Clinton, the term didn't even exist, so it's pretty idiotic to say that, say Grover Cleveland didn't fund stem cell research.

(and that bastard Rutherford Hayes didn't fund the internet either!!!)

[Ian David]

61. LES!!!!!!

Les has gotta be blowing him.

Bringing up the finger?

[maxrandb]

92. You Mean Abe Lincoln Didn't

fund stem cell research???

[Moochy]

10. Hungry cube rats???

Where are the hungry cube rats!!? I guess they are tired of the diet of lies. :)

[Bassic]

76. I'm a hungry cube rat.

Well I occupy more of a recangular based prism, but I'still a rat and very hungry!

[Moochy]

Here have a ratty treat!

mmmm a scott mcllellan press briefing food pellet! :hi:

[Bassic]

90. Hell yeah

:yourock:

[stray cat]

89. Nope, I'm here. Thanks for lunch

[LSK]

12. still discussing stem cell research

Hes skirting the issue about embryotic stem cell research. Waiting for him to claim its an ongoing investigation....

[Moochy]

13. Gregory

will bush veto any bill that expands stem cell lines?

nothing has changed, but fuck if i'm going to restate a negative, go back to the archives, its been stated once, i'm not going to give you a sound bite, you fucker in the press.

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14. Evading issue of Bush pledging to veto SS research bill

hahahaha

[Moochy]

16. Cell Lines, lines in the sand lies lies.

Lines... lines lines.. lies lies.

I think that addresses your question.

The republican party is united in moving forward blah blah blah

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17. Scotty: "I'm gonna disagree with you RIGHT NOW" GETTING PISSED!!!

this is thoroughly enjoyable

[LSK]

19. Gregory is giving him hell!!!!!

An argument!!!!!!!!!!!11

[Moochy]

22. Gregory said "If you want to make your statement go ahead"

but dont turn this into an argument about the press.

[Moochy]

18. BUSH NOT A LAME DUCK, me neither

Man what a prick scott mcclellan is.

[Ian David]

20. Scotty trying to get back on-message

"I made a specific statement on a specific issue..."

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21. Scotty's voice wavering...Gregory: "That's ridiculous!!"

Scotty losing it...

[Ian David]

25. OOOhhh.. Jessica's subtle trap

Brilliant

I didn't see that one coming.

No one wants to talk about the great progress we've made this week in congress.

[dogday]

23. Scottie getting mean

like a big bad bulldog

[LSK]

24. holy shit that was good

Now Scotty is attacking the media for not reporting!!!

[Moochy]

26. What happens to the 400,000 embryos?

YAY Snowflake Babies !!

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27. Scotty: "Are you going to let me respond" getting very snarky....

We've got him going people...time to turn to Rove

[Ian David]

30. Why hasn't Scotty called on his buddy Les for a lifeline yet?

My prediction:

"Scott, why are Democrats obsessed with any ghoulish thing that allows them to kill babies?"

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34. Saving Les until Rove comes up

timing is of the essence

[Skidmore]

39. Everytime Les starts up, we should have a single post with

the picture of Scotty with that creepy grin on his face when he was...errr...interacting with Gannon. You know, the one Keith Olbermann used to put up on his show. Does anyone have that?

[acmejack]

36. Scotty breakin' bad!

He is all puffed up with pride at "the significant progress in Congress". Hes caught a bad case of smirkitis too! He's pretty confrontational operating an a real adversarial manner.

[Skidmore]

54. He came all puffed up and is getting his ballon pricked.

He's clearly frustrated cause he can't present his spiel the way he had planned.

[soothsayer]

75. he's taken the war on reporters on the offensive, lol

[LSK]

28. THEY ARE ROASTING HIM GOOD

MAybe reporters want cures to disease????

[LSK]

33. so the President disagrees with DOCTOR FRIST LOL

[Skidmore]

29. Has it gotten harder to hear the questions of the reporters?

It seems to me that the room mikes have been turned down lately.

[Moochy]

37. whitehouse feed is harder to hear reporters

I noticed that the whitehouse feed isnt as good as cspan , since they dont cut back to reporters so you can see their lips moving.

[Moochy]

31. Frist : making it clear that existing lines are not good enough

contaminated lines, existing policy is holding back science.


sm: everybody recognizes where the research is.

q: are we at a point where bush disagrees with frist on the science?

sm: cites funding levels. restates that bush was the FIRST president to fund research. (more good planning on bush's part in choosing his birth year)

q: its about an ally who president relies on.

sm: wahh nobody wants to talk about our successes

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32. Tactic: When Junior is caught in a lie, say something off-topic

and repeat it ad nauseum

[RSchewe]

35. Oh Baby! The stem cell issue is starting a fire...

Scotty gets snippy towards Gregory and he is trying to get aggressive with the press. The Republicans are feeling their oats making "great progress" These press conferences look to be getting fun to watch.

[Democrat 4 Ever]

42. Think he is trying to back door into a statement that Bolton will

get a recess appointment. "Important to get a permanent representative in place."

Yowza - the press is giving Snotty Scotty hives!

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Baldwin: will there be a recess appointment?

"His decision to make" re: Bolton. No commitment.

[LSK]

38. SAY IT SCOTTIE: "THIS IS AN ONGOING INVESTIGATION..."

Still roasting him about stem cells.

[deminks]

40. Scotty: Shut up about Frist!

I've been told to catapult the propaganda, and that's what I'm gonna do.

[soothsayer]

41. damn librul media don't want to report our fab progress

u said he was a lame duck, but look at how great our progress is? seee?

[Moochy]

46. Facts say otherwise

The facts say otherwise, especially when I selectively pick facts.

[LSK]

43. question about the Bolton error on the Senate investigation form.

The State Department discussed it last night and the President is not concerned.

[Dudley_DUright]

91. Apparently Scotty lied about Bolton fessing up about not reporting

the State IG questioning Bolton "forgot" to report.

At today’s White House press briefing, Scott McClellan was asked about the inaccurate information Bolton provided to the Senate:

QUESTION:…Is the president concerned about the apparent error on Mr. Bolton’s questionnaire to the Senate in which he said that he had not been questioned in a federal investigation in the preceding five years when now it has been revealed that, in fact, he was at least interviewed in the context of the inspector general’s CIA investigation of the uranium potential sale from Niger to Iraq?

MCCLELLAN: I think the State Department addressed that last night, and it was John Bolton who pointed that out.

Actually, that’s completely wrong. It was Sen. Joe Biden who pointed out that Bolton provided inaccurate information to the Senate in a letter to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice yesterday afternoon. It wasn’t until several hours later that John Bolton fessed up through a State Department spokesperson.

http://thinkprogress.org/2005/07/29/wrong-on-bolton/

[Moochy]

44. I told you so

is there an "I told you so?" coming from the white house?

scotty: no, but yes we kicked ass. we rule you fuckers.

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45. Scotty getting back under control

C'mon people let's get to Rove before it's too late

[soothsayer]

47. significant accomplishments for the american people. someone

asks are you saying we're deliberately not reporting this stuff? and snotty sez no

[Ian David]

48. Are you saying the media is deliberately trying to suppress that coverage?

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49. We haven't gotten Osama 1,400 days after 9/11: why not?

blah blah blah safe haven taken away evade distort lie... :eyes:

[dogday]

50. Who is Osama?

now I will just talk some crap so I don't have to really answer this question....

[Moochy]

52. No osama yet?

1417 days after 911 ... ?

his safe haven is gone. (um pakistan?)

shifting blame away from osama, more to alqaeda no-names.

its' an ideological long term struggle, we are continuing to pursue all those who seek to do us harm. we are fighting to war on terrorism on the offensive! (yay more nonsense orwell speak)
hateful fear innocent human beings.. we'll continue to go after them baddies.

[LSK]

fight them there, spread freedom, blah blah blah

[soothsayer]

53. Q. where's osama? A. on the run! but this is a long term

ideological struggle we're engaged in. fighting on the offensive, taking the war on terra to their shores not ours. freedom on the march, they have no regard for human life, so we must kill them (reading between the lines)

[soothsayer]

55. lots of cameras around london help catch bombers. would *

support that kind of big brother stuff and give money for it?

[Moochy]

56. Next Question: Sarah

scott, lots of small cameras around london were helpful in catching terrorists. Does bush think we need to live in a surveillance state?

[in_cog_ni_to]

57. Did I miss it? Is it still going on?

Anyone have a link?

[LSK]

58. www.whitehouse.gov

still going

[in_cog_ni_to]

71. Thanks!

:hi: Got it!

[Moochy]

59. Next Q: Les !!

LESTER!! my man!

The goto-man.

[soothsayer]

60. asking about bush's finger

[soothsayer]

63. scotty sez preposterous, it was a thumbs up.

[Moochy]

65. REEEDICKYOULESS!

[LSK]

66. thumbs up?!!?!?!?! WTF you blind mofos!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ian David]

68. Thumbs-up? Is Bush double-jointed?

WTF?

And how knows what's going on with Michael Graham?

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62. Here's Les: Quoting WP, President Bush gives reporters finger

Scotty "preposterous"

[Moochy]

64. Someones trying define my inner thoughts..

shudder dont go there scotty

[soothsayer]

70. divine, I think

[Moochy]

74. Divine right of scotty

The I Ching says...

Your inner child is a lying brat.

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67. The president would never give anyone the finger nt

[soothsayer]

69. was * happy that WMAL radio suspended michael graham for

calling islam a religion of terror (it's a publicity stunt I think anyway)

[Moochy]

72. When bush signing energy bill?

Nothing to report yet, it needs to pass the senate & congress.

nothing before we head off to crawford.

q2: polls suggest people dont understand the energy bill.
a: important to point out the progress we have made. ????
(does this have ANYTHING to do with the question? jesus.)

[soothsayer]

73. if economy is improving, why don't most people seem to know

that?

Cuz when 'we' took office, recession, corp scandals, etc. But thanks to * we're on the path to strong sustained growth blah

[jsamuel]

79. better reason

because the economy is improving for the richest 5% and still in the toilet and getting worse for the bottom 95%

[Moochy]

80. History schmistory

We leave that to the historians, we are concerned with the future, not the past.

[halobeam]

86. What an arrogant son of a bitch!

The president looks to the future, not the past? How the true colors of this president BLACKEN the reputation of our country and do NOT represent the people of this country. OMG. I am going to VOMIT.

[LSK]

77. after tax income is up LOL

What spin, cuz you lowered taxes. YOU NEED A JOB TO GET AFTER TAX INCOME YOU MORON!!!!!!!!!!!

[Moochy]

78. No child left behind : helps the unemployed child laborers

It's important for the american people to hear about the important progress that we have been building on our policies to make sure blah blah that those who have lost jobs have the opportunity to pursue their dreams because of no child left behind.

(so he's planning on expanding child labor?)
no child left behind helps the unemployed!

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81. Japanese reporter setting up nauseating propaganda op

all over...

[soothsayer]

82. laying the foundation of peace in the broader M.E. for our

grandchildren, er, our children and grandchildren


AND HE'S GONE!

[Moochy]

83. Man that was a crappy press briefing

really.

[soothsayer]

85. agreed! the dust-up was fun, but too short lived

[LSK]

87. you didnt enjoy the argument with Gregory???

I thought it was great.

[Moochy]

88. Gregory was great

yeah but I wanted more blood! did the cspan-3 feed cut to David Gregory?

He got Scotty all hot an bothered for sure, but I wanted more whining scotty! I'm not a press secretary of a lame duck look at all the wonderful accomplishments our junta has accomplished??

[LSK]

84. over, have a nice weekend.