Who could Shrub nominate that would cause the most CONFUSION??

[Rosco T.]

that could get both sides shooting at each other??

Shuckens... Big Dog... Bill Clinton..

- the fundies would go mad
- the rest of the right would go bezerk
- the moderates would be suspicious
- the left would be leery
- the far left would go mad

[Goldmund]

1. "the far left would go mad"????

How so?

The "far left" aren't retarded, they aren't expecting Shrub to nominate Noam Chomsky or Michael Parenti.

[ThomWV]

2. Patrick Fitzgerald

Now that would cause some serious confusion.

[Stirk]

3. Robert Bork.

The Chris Matthews of the world would be so busy chatting and babbling and creaming their jeans over his "bold" (read "utterly senseless") nomination, they'd forget everything else.

[TomClash]

10. But Fitzgerald might not forget nt

[amjfv]

4. Things that would make somebody's head explode...

1) Clinton
2) Ashcroft
3) Bork
4) Carl Rove (I will keep my word to fire the person responsible fire the person responsible for leaking Valery Plame's name. Carl Rove is hereby fired. And, in a totally unrelated matter, I am pleased to announce that I have decided to nominate Carl Rove to replace O'Connor on the supreme court.)
5) Pat Robertson
6) Pat Buchanan
7) Dick Cheney
8) Himself (if he gets out of the way now, Dick can still serve two terms as President.)

[Just Me]

5. Presently, we have matter of national security to deal with.

We have no control over who our tyrant appoints. We don't even have to deal with it for over a month.

We have a tyranny that has endangered our national security, which is planning to expand their war in the M.E., possibly inciting a world war. They deserve our full attention.

[LSdemocrat]

6. Mary Carey - the Republican porn star

[Gemini Cat]

7. Edith Jones for starters.

Ted Olson for another. Add Prissy Owens in just for fun and misery.
Those are the worst of the worst, but I'm sure there are more.
I honestly can't see him naming President Clinton. He doesn't want to piss on his base.

[cornermouse]

8. ********Barbara Bush*****************

Ta-da.

[Ian David]

9. Bush nominates Carson Kressley for SCOTUS

Supreme Court Justice Carson

[Hubert Flottz]

11. Ashcroft

Rev Moon

[Hubert Flottz]

12. Don King?

Kenny Boy?