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AmBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 11:20 AM
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Another joke
This test only has one question,
but it's a very important one.
By giving an honest answer,
you will discover where you
stand morally.

The test features an
unlikely, completely fictional
situation in which
you will have to make a
decision.

Remember that your answer
needs to be honest, yet
spontaneous.

Please scroll down slowly
and give due consideration to
each line.

You are in Florida, Miami
to be specific.
There is chaos all around
you caused by a hurricane with
severe flooding.
This is a flood of biblical
proportions.

You are a photojournalist
working for a major newspaper,
and you're caught in the middle
of this epic disaster.
The situation is nearly
hopeless. You're trying to
shoot career-making photos.
There are houses and people
swirling around you, some
disappearing
under the water.
Nature is unleashing all of
her destructive fury.

Suddenly you see a man
Floundering in the water.
He is fighting for his
life, trying not to be taken
down with the
debris.
You move closer . . .
somehow the man looks
familiar.
You suddenly realize who it
is.

It's George W. Bush!

At the same time you notice
That the raging waters are
about to take
him under... forever.
You have two options--you
can save the life of G.W.Bush
or you can
shoot
a dramatic Pulitzer Prize
winning photo, documenting the
death of one of the world's
most powerful men.

So here's the question, and
please give an honest answer
*
*
*
*
*
Would you select high
contrast color film, or would
you go with the
classic simplicity of black
And white?
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eissa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 11:22 AM
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1. Brilliant!
I was thinking that was too easy of a decision to make! Of course, black and white.
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AverageJoe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 11:23 AM
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2. Black and White
to go with *'s world view!
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