Karl Rove is one ugly tub of lard

[DesEtoiles]

Why doesn't Bush insist that Rove join him on the mountain bike outings? Rove needs to go clear some brush or something.

[SHRED]

1. No way

That pasty ass, soft handed whimp?
He has been sucked up into his brain and left his body and heart/compassion behind.
A bike ride would kill him.


On second thought....ride Karl ride!!!!

[mike_c]

2. "I'm comin', 'Lizabeth"

"Ohhh...this is the big one. Hear that. Elizabeth? I'm comin' to join you honey!"

Rove getting off his fat ass.... :rofl:

[jojo54]

3. Bwaaahaahaa

I always thought of him as fat & ugly, but didn't think of a ugly tub o' lard.

Good one, NormaR.

[CityZen-X]

4. No Bike For The Rovelian!

He is too pre-occupied wearing a dress and having a tea party with the corpse of J. Edgar.

[ElectroPrincess]

5. I've known people as pudgy and seemingly homely as Rove ...

who were "beautiful souls" because of their kindness and charity to others.

Hum? Consider an off-shoot to what Dean Vernon Wormer said to Flounder in that classic flick Animal House(78'): Fitz to Rove as the handcuffs are being slapped on, "Fat, smarmy, and treasonous is no way to go through life, son."

I hope that Rove has used up all his positive Karma points ... it's due time time for payback to be a MF. <hope springs eternal>

[maveric]

6. Jon Stewart said Rove is the only man in history to haveflesh colored hair

[driver8]

7. I remember hearing that Rove likes to cook -- his signature dish

being fried eggs cooked in lard or something like that.

I think Dick Cheney needs to stop eating breakfast at Rove's house.

[Booster]

8. Rove reminds me of that intern (Ross?) on The Tonight Show that Jay

sends out to do stuff. You could sell tickets to people to watch Rove clear brush - personally I'd rather see him have to break some rocks in the near future.