I have searched..have..looked..I cannot find the repuke who loved donkeys

[patdem]

literally...does anyone have that link???

[IChing]

1. It was a mule

http://www.newshounds.us/2005/05/06/bizarre_sex_habits_of_the_extreme_rightwing.php

Last night, anti-abortion extremist Neal Horsley was a guest on The Alan Colmes Show, a FOX News radio program. The topic was an interesting one - whether or not an internet service provider should allow Horsley to post the names of abortion doctors on his website. Horsley does that as a way of targeting them and one doctor has been killed. In the course of the interview, however, Colmes asked Horsley about his background, including a statement that he had admitted to engaging in homosexual and bestiality sex.

At first, Horsley laughed and said, "Just because it's printed in the media, people jump to believe it."

"Is it true?" Colmes asked.

"Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I..."

AC: "You had sex with animals?"

NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."

NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"

AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"

NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."

[Stirk]

2. Horsely. Hmm... named after his father, no doubt.

Ok, Horsley. :P

[DIKB]

3. That strikes me as odd

WE'RE removed from reality b/c we DON'T try and screw farm animals ? Someone's reaching pretty far to sound normal.

[lvx35]

4. This one?

caught with his pants down?
http://brad.knarf.com/FunnyStuff/Donkey.mpg