LOL --- Hilarious photo montage of Chimp from Reuters

[Sparkly]

:rofl:

[Lars39]

1. Too funny!

And they're all "stand-alones", too. :rofl:

[ElsewheresDaughter]

2. speaks volumes .......... THE VILLAGE IDIOT

[peekaloo]

3. I don't know why but this song comes to mind:

That's life, that's what all the people say.
You're riding high in April,
Shot down in May
But I know I'm gonna change that tune,
When I'm back on top, back on top in June.

I said that's life, and as funny as it may seem
Some people get their kicks,
Stompin' on a dream
But I don't let it, let it get me down,
'Cause this fine ol' world it keeps spinning around

I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate,
A poet, a pawn and a king.
I've been up and down and over and out
And I know one thing:
Each time I find myself, flat on my face,
I pick myself up and get back in the race.

That's life
I tell ya, I can't deny it,
I thought of quitting baby,
But my heart just ain't gonna buy it.
And if I didn't think it was worth one single try,
I'd jump right on a big bird and then I'd fly

I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate,
A poet, a pawn and a king.
I've been up and down and over and out
And I know one thing:
Each time I find myself laying flat on my face,
I just pick myself up and get back in the race

That's life
That's life and I can't deny it
Many times I thought of cutting out
But my heart won't buy it
But if there's nothing shakin' come this here july
I'm gonna roll myself up in a big ball and die
My, My

[tanyev]

4. Most. Unphotogenic. President. Ever.

Even the camera hates him!

:rofl:

[FizzFuzz]

5. I bet he was saying "I" in every one of them.

Me ME MEEE MY MINE.. Every sentence out of his mouth has at least 3 smirking references to his superior self.

god I hate this scumbag

[lpbk2713]

6. "Thank you. I'll be appearing here in Vegas through this weekend"

"Two shows nightly. Bring the kiddies."




"And now .... the end is near ..... and so I face the final curtain."

[Viva_La_Revolution]

7. I've seen 3rd rate Community Theater Melodrama's

with better acting.

[Papillon]

8. He doesn't have any teeth.

[Lars39]

10. lol! I knew somebody was going to say that!

He never has any teeth. :D

[earth mom]

13. That's because sociopaths can't smile. nt

[alfredo]

9. Mussolini made funny faces like that too.

I've redesigned the Seal of the President just for Chimp McCokespoon.

[goclark]

11. You nailed him ROTFL

[alfredo]

16. the chimp has better teeth.

[deminks]

12. "KKKarl told me to just be me when I'm up there on stage

Now I don't know what "bein' me" is, heh, heh. I just thought I'd make all these faces. Won't see Gore or Kerry making these faces, will ya? Heh, heh."

I cannot for the life of me figure out how this psychopath got so far from the asylum.
:shrug:

[July]

14. Makes Jethro Bodine look like a statesman. nt

[pansypoo53219]

15. why

does he have his mouth open so wide half the time in photos? thjat is NOT normal.

[jayctravis]

17. "Sugarpie honeybunch...somethin' somethin' somethin!...

caint hep mah self...!"

Randy: "Dude, you look like you were feelin' it."
Paula: "I love how you're animated when you sing."
Simon: "You are the worst President on the face of the earth!"