Are you listening to the nut on Air America?

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

He's saying there were white people living in America 16,000 year ago, had lawns which they mowed, tools with "labels" and hardware stores. And barbeques. Oh, and all these things could only be made by white people. He's a member of some group with the word "Klan" in it-but not the "Ku Klux" in it.

He said he used to be a creationist, but changed to an evolutionist because of "carbon dating" of the "labels" and stuff. The AA crew tried asking a few questions, but didn't have to say much, because the guy was such a nutcase and wanted to talk over them, they couldn't. Darn it, he never said the name of the hardware store!

[Maestro]

1. 16,000 years ago people had lawns?

Where do they find these nuts?

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

3. I'm not kidding

the lady on Majority Report tried to tell the guy if there were labels on the artifacts, they were put there by archealogists, but he was having none of it. That's when he went off on hardware stores and lawns, and that having these were proof that they were created by whites.

[AllyCat]

2. Must be off his meds again. n/t

[Maestro]

4. Meds can't fix this delusional thought

He's truly messed up. He's missing a frontal lobe I think.

[Eric J in MN]

5. It's a joke. Comedian David Watterman goes on

"The Majority Report" as different characters.

[Melynn]

6. The guy sounds like a real nut case

What would the name of the hardware stores from 14,000 b.c.? Cave Depot?

It wouldn't surprise me if the caller was a troll just looking for attention.

[Eric J in MN]

7. It was a comedian, Dave Watterman, who regularly appears

on "The Majority Report" under different names.

[Melynn]

9. I saw that, after I posted

My bad. Unfortunately the Majority Report in my area has been bumped for a baseball game so I wasn't able to listen to the bit. It sounds funny.

[FreedomAngel82]

11. Oh good

I thought "surely not."

[Swamp Rat]

14. "Cave Depot"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[BrewerJohn]

8. Committee Of Continued Klan Studies

Kind of a convoluted name for an org but it seemed to have gotten the letterhead appeal they wanted.

[FreedomAngel82]

10. Uh wha???

[OneBlueSky]

12. 16,000 years ago? . . . had to be Sears Roebuck . . . n/t

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[hemp_not_war]

13. I think he's talking about kennewick man

with some wild speculation added