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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-21-05 08:22 AM
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Attn Pls: Bill Clinton's Penis Did NOT Knock Down The World Trade Center!
Edited on Tue Jun-21-05 08:24 AM by DistressedAmerican

You got that Freeps?



We were attacked on Bush's watch after months of them doing nothing to prepare for the events. Despite such National Security Memos as the now famous "Bin Laden Determined To Attack Inside The United States", the White House failed to hold a single high level terrorism planning meeting, failed to notify any FAA officials of the predicted attacks, failed to do anything other than obsess over how they were going to convince the nation that we should go get Saddam.

Made this graphic in response to this hate mail I got at my website:
"That is so stupid I couldn't even laugh. Do you got of picture of Bill Clinton getting his dick sucked while bin laden is planning to kill 3000 americans...just curious"

These folks live in a fantasy land where Bush is infallible and everything that is wrong with the world is the other guy's fault.

To them I say, MONICA THIS BUSHBOTS!

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trotsky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-21-05 08:23 AM
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1. Holy crap DA, I think that is your best graphic ever.
LMFAO :rofl:
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-21-05 08:25 AM
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2. I Do Feel Like I Am Getting Better As Time Goes Along!
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-21-05 08:25 AM
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3. I have it on good authority that it did!
I mean, Rush, Hannity, O'Reilly & Fox News all seem to think that "it" is that powerful...


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Inland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-21-05 08:27 AM
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6. In fact, I remember seeing a picture somewhere of an "Air Bubba" jet.....
That's the level of right wing thinking.
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MemphisTiger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-21-05 08:37 AM
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11. They must be right because they are fair and balanced
Okay, I'll clean my keyboard from laughing up coffee.
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cthrumatrix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-21-05 04:28 PM
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18. well....if they say so...it must be true
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Inland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-21-05 08:26 AM
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4. Even Iraq debacle gets blamed on Clinton.
As soon as the Iraq invasion turned sour, they were blaming Clinton: he should have invaded during his term!

Of course, that simply means that they wish the dumbshit move had been Clinton's, rather than Bush's: if Bill had made the mistake of invading, he would have saved Commander Cuckoopants from himself!
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-21-05 08:29 AM
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8. Not just Iraq is Clinton's fault
They even blame Clinton for Jesus getting nailed to the cross...
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The Witch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-21-05 08:27 AM
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5. This is the sort of headline I need to start my day with.
:rofl:
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skooooo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-21-05 08:28 AM
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7. I dunno....is there anything else that could have done that?!

Almighty Clenis!
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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-21-05 08:33 AM
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9. Cons have always blamed Clinton's 12 inch Mr. Chubby for
everything bad that happened on Bush's watch.
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-21-05 08:37 AM
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10. Just Feeling A Little Inadequate I Guess!
Edited on Tue Jun-21-05 08:37 AM by DistressedAmerican
I thinkl he is even jealous of his daddy's!

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Patty Diana Donating Member (555 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-21-05 08:46 AM
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12. here's the google search results on 911 warnings bush got and ignored
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-21-05 08:49 AM
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13. Thanks For The Links And (Belated) Welcome To DU!!!
I'll check them out!:toast:
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-21-05 09:58 AM
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14. Kick
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-21-05 10:00 AM
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15. it was Bu$h's Dumb Ass that did it.
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-21-05 01:41 PM
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16. Clinton Kicker
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-21-05 04:19 PM
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17. Clinton Licker?
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-21-05 07:01 PM
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19. Kick!
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-21-05 09:15 PM
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20. No Love For Penis Plane This Evening?
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oasis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-21-05 09:23 PM
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21. Condi slept while Bin Ladin crept. (eom)
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journalist3072 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-21-05 09:26 PM
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22. You know it!
And Bush was sitting on his a@s in Crawford. People forget that he had taken more vacations in the first 6 months of his presidency, than anyone else.

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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-22-05 03:26 AM
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23. We know Clinton's shlong didn't knock down the WTC
It was God, who was enraged by the gays, lesbians and feminists. Didn't Pat Robertson teach you anything?:eyes:
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