If you need a good laugh today, don't miss the "Hate Mailbag"

[devinsgram]

I never knew I was a democrate, I thought I was a democrat. It always starts my day off with roaring laughter.

Sometimes we all go little over the top, but these people are so far gone, I doubt anyone could ever get them back.

They claim we are full of hate, but just reading their letters shows the exact opposite.

Also, maybe we could send them some dictionaries.

[leftchick]

1. I have not been able to read it in over a year

It used to make me laugh. Now I feel more like crying when I read it. I can't believe that there are so many hateful, ignorant people in this country.

:(

[devinsgram]

3. So true, but it shows

actual difference between how we think and how they think and that makes me proud of who I am.

[dxstone]

2. How could I NOT miss it?

Oh, wait... where the hell is it?
D

[Scooter24]

4. I love this smiley

That should be added..lol

[Shrubhater]

17. What's that smiley supposed to be?

[EFerrari]

19. I love that one, too. Hilarious.

:)

[The Witch]

5. I'll be MSTing the "boring letter"

..at Last Midnight. It needs some spicing up. :)

[Evergreen Emerald]

6. Where is the Hate Mailbag?

[Misunderestimator]

7. Here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/mail/index.html

Edited... it appears that there is a newer one, not listed on that index page:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/mail/hatemail_25.html

[Evergreen Emerald]

8. Thanks

Oh, that was fun to read!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

9. If it didn't provide such comic relief...

I'd suggest we give spelling and grammar seminars for those shlubs.

Knot thatt Eye are anywon two complane.... or knit pik

:D

[Coventina]

10. EVERYONE PUT ON THEIR "CHICKEN SHIRTS"!!!

What?? You don't have a chicken shirt??? You must not be a real Democrat. SPY!!! INTRUDER ALERT!!!!!

:D

[MrBenchley]

11. What a hoot!

Hate mail always cracks me up....

[Maat]

12. I'm sorry. I laughed so hared .. I busted my gut.

Nice to know that America is in such intellectual, capable hands.

O.K. Sarcasm off.

But I really DID laugh so hard I busted a gut.

I love the hate mailbag ... I love Skinner's (the Administrators' responses) even MORE!

[MzShellG]

13. It's hilarious...

I find it amusing,inspite of the all the wingnut drivel. The DU responses cracked me up. I'm glad to be able to be able to post here.

[newyawker99]

14. Hi Me_Shell!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[MzShellG]

15. Thanks Newyawker99

I dont exactly feel like a newbie,as long as I've been lurking. But it feels good to be a part of the dicussion. :)

[KamaAina]

16. Everyone knows a "democrate" is the carton we come in

Silly freepers. Trix are for kids!

[EFerrari]

21. Is it bigger or smaller than a hippocrat?

"You just confirmed all I beleive thank you for proving to me how liberals are extreme hippocrats if you truly beleived in freedom of speach wouldnt you have let me bring the truthinto your message board?"

Beth,
Screeching banshee hippie activist

:rofl:

[KamaAina]

22. Actually a "hippocrat" would be one who believed in rule by horses

"hippo-" as in "hippodrome", etc.

No, I do not know what the word is for rule by chimps, so stop asking. :-)

[in_cog_ni_to]

18. I read them this morning

and am I glad I did! LOL! Those people are so damn ignorant. Is it any wonder they voted for the idiot-in-chief? They truly did have me in stictches!

[EFerrari]

20. I like the dictionary idea, or maybe they should just sign up for an

ESL course. I should be happy that English teachers will always have work:

"It seems to me now, that the democratic parties soul purpose is to scream, yell and make as big an ass as possible of oneself."

Soul purpose, that's what we have. :)

[librechik]

23. Thanks. I needed that. n/t