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paineinthearse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-05 11:22 AM
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Humor - Are James Carville and Bat Boy kin?
Edited on Fri May-27-05 11:45 AM by paineinthearse


Yikes, that guy on the left scared the heck out of me!

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http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/chamber/61595?printer=1

ARE JAMES CARVILLE & BAT BOY KIN?
-A BLOOD TEST WILL PROVE IT!

By MIKE FOSTER

BAT BOY has hundreds of living relatives in America -- and famed Democratic strategist James Carville is probably one of them! That's the astonishing assertion of a Chicago scientist who has just completed the most extensive DNA tests ever conducted on the bat-like mutant.

"My research shows that Bat Boy is closely related to Homo sapiens -- but he shares certain rare genes only with a small portion of the human population," declares Dr. Robert Hensky. "These individuals have 10 telltale physical and behavioral characteristics that we've identified -- and Mr. Carville appears to score a perfect 10. "Without a blood test, it's impossible to confirm that Mr. Carville is kin to Bat Boy, but if we go by these outward traits, they appear to be close cousins."

Feisty Carville, who steered Bill Clinton's successful presidential bid, is best known to the public as co-host of CNN's no-holds-barred political debate show Crossfire. While outspoken Carville -- nicknamed the "Ragin' Cajun" -- is famous for being hyper-aggressive, no one has questioned his place in the human species before.

"This news is bound to rattle Carville," says a Democratic party source. "If he and his wife Mary Matalin -- a staunch Republican -- weren't worried about how their kids would turn out before, they've got to be now."

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lenidog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-05 11:25 AM
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1. I do see the resemblance
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