Al-Zarqawi Has Lost, Like, His Sixth Leg!

[GiovanniC]

We injured him again! We injured him again!

This guy is practically a pin cushion for the United States. We can injure the fuck out of him, but he never dies and is never captured.

I am personally amazed that we are capable of injuring him, because I think he's some kind of paranormal being or some shit... one day he only has one leg, then the next day he's walking around on two legs beheading people. He's the Incredible Unbreakable Man!


http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&e=3&u=/ap/20050525/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iraq_al_zarqawi

[NYCGirl]

1. Hey, don't you know, he's like a lizard — he just grows another one!

:evilgrin:

[rug]

2. Darth Qawi

[Brian Morans]

3. He's probably lookin' like that woman at the end of "Freaks". nt

[Nite Owl]

4. So true

I can't stop laughing at this! They just keep bring him out.

[FreedomAngel82]

22. It is rather funny but something I wonder

is he the new Usama BinLaden? There has to be some reason why they keep using him.

[GiovanniC]

23. Osama? We don't know about no stinking Osama.

[spindoctor]

5. That was my thought exactly.

Man, Rambo gots nothing on this guy.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. The Human Centipede!

He has so many legs that if he loses one he doesn't even miss it. Or he's like a starfish; he just grows a new one. Maybe he's another Rasputin -- you can poison him, shoot him, try to drown him, and he just keeps bouncing back.

[The_Casual_Observer]

7. The Monty Python knight of the middle east

[knowbody0]

8. he still seems to have his third eye

[cry baby]

9. ;)

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
can't quit laughing!

[leesa]

10. He's died several times already.

[radar]

11. Like one of those slasher movie killers...

Michael Myers(Halloween series) or Jason Vorhees(Friday the 13th series) - he just keeps comin' & comin'.

[Zhade]

13. I hear he drowned at Qu'ran Lake one summer.

And he REALLY hates having to hop after those sexually promiscuous kids on his one leg, dammit!

[chalky]

12. Abu Musab al-ZarTimex

Takes a licking--keeps on ticking.

[Kurovski]

14. Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.

You got me laughing here, GiovanniC.

Laughter from out of the darkness, as is usual in these days of the Bush II Reign.

[DemonFighterLives]

15. I was thinking the same thing today

We are constantly getting closer to him. At some point the distance has to get smaller. Zarqawi to infinity. We are approaching ground zero. We should be real near him in a couple of more years.
Smoke em out dubby! :smoke:

[Tinoire]

16. Lol. Please... You owe me a new monitor now ;) Make it a flat screen n/t

[lwin]

17. I know we shouldn't laugh...

But I can't fucking help it...how many times are they going to "almost" capture, kill and injure this guy?
:rofl:
He's a modern day boogey man. And he sure is agile for a one legged guy.

[EFerrari]

20. A one legged DEAD guy

I'm the same way. Every time I read that we ALMOST or that he was INJURED RUNNING FROM THE SCENE I just

:rofl:

[MazeRat7]

18. Those damn #3 guys...take a lickin' and keep on tickin'

[MiniMe]

19. Hasn't he been captured about 10 times too? n/t

[EFerrari]

21. Can you imagine what it's like to recruit for #4?

I mean, there's probably thousands of #5s because no one wants to be promoted. A personnel nightmare. :eyes:

[LeftyMom]

24. It's just a flesh wound!

:rofl:

[pinniped]

25. Al-Zarqawi has eight legs like arachnids.

He is down to his last two.

[snowbear]

26. Anytime Bush's poll numbers dip.. or...

there is REALLY bad news to report in Iraq, they come out with stories of Zarqawi's demise..

And lunitics who drive around with Bush/Cheney stickers, who voted for the two weasels, who think that George *snort, snort* Bush is a true honest to God Christian..

...believe every word of it.