Why do so many repukes wear toupees?

[Elwood P Dowd]

I was channel surfing the other night and picked up that ceremony about Charlie's War. The repuke at the mic had this huge, white mop on his head. The other day I saw a pic of my congressman in the paper, and he had his new mop on. I see a clip from Trent Lott with his mop. Do these guys also go around with cucumbers in their grippies?

These people are all just a bunch of damn fakes. Bush has a fake ranch and a fake belief in Christ. We have this fake war on terrorism. Fake figures on the economy, fake reasons to gut the Constitution and Social Security, fake election results, and fake unemployment figures.

They have fake schools that teach fake history and fake science. Their fake talking heads talk about fake family values while they pop illegal drugs and go through one fake marriage after another. They have fake courage and fake patriotism as most of them are common draft dodgers. They even have their own fake news network.

The old football counter play works to perfection with a good fake. The American people have been falling for it for over four years. Just how much longer will it take before they call TIMEOUT, adjust the defense, take over possession, and kick these fakes out of office? All it takes is a good head coach.

[Seabiscuit]

1. Why? To keep their brains from seeping out of the holes in their heads

[Hardrada]

2. Don't forget FAKE HUMILITY!

And fake sympathy for people who are actually the real victims of all their fakery!

[sweetheart]

3. You didn't know, its trophy hairs from their victems

The tupees are specially made by plucking hairs out of dead bodies
killed in iraq, from american soldiers killed and from other civilians
so they can cover themselves in the power of their kills.

That is why the hair looks so natural on them.

[lonestarnot]

4. And they all seem to have the same freep eye glasses

[VOX]

5. Don't get started on the phony-fundie preachers -- fake hair to spare!

On the women, too. Ugh. :puke:

[radfringe]

6. it hides the

"666" that is tatooed on their heads

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