Post yourt own bumber sticker ideas

[booley]

I'm thinking of printing up some of my own bumber stickers. Here are a few ideas I had so far. Feel free to post your own.

You can't be Pro-Life and Pro-War

You can't be Pro-life and Anti-poor

You can't be Pro-life and Pro-Shrub

You can't be a Christian AND a Hyppocrit

The Romans tortured people in prisons too.

Jesus never lied us into a War

Shrub: sticking camels through needles since 2000

Being a Bigot doesn't make you Christian

What part of LOVE THY NEIGHBOR was unclear?

What part of Thou Shal NOT Kill was unclear?

The Religous Right: best arguement for Atheism so far.

Before you post the 10 commandments, maybe you should FOLLOW them first

We support the troops, why don't Republicans?

[Warpy]

1. Poverty is the Biggest WMD

[ruggerson]

2. Vote Republican. It's Easier Than Thinking

[ruggerson]

3. No Marriage? No Taxes.

This is one I'd like to see on every gay and lesbian owned car and families and friends of gays and lesbians.

[ET Awful]

4. It takes more than a sticker to support our troops.

When Clinton Lied No One Died
You can't be pro-life and pro-death penalty.

[ray of light]

19. great sticker...cute kitties! nt

[bejammin075]

46. I'd insert "made in China" in there

like "It takes more than a sticker made in China to support our troops"

[ET Awful]

51. Actually, that was my first idea, but it seemed a little too long :)

:)

[babydollhead]

5. voted for bush? Apology accepted

[ClassWarrior]

6. It's not mine alone - the folks in the 2004ER&D forum get much credit...

...but it's below:

NGU.

[leftofthedial]

7. Christian? Conservative? Choose One.

Pro-life? Pro-war? Choose One.

Bush is a liar.

[Sperk]

8. Patriots love their country enough to question their government.

That's what I have on my car. :-)

[DesEtoiles]

9. FASCISM HAPPENS!

[DesEtoiles]

10. War Stops a Beating Heart

[maveric]

11. "There's Still Time To Save America! Overthrow the Bu$h Reich!"

[Massacure]

48. Bad idea unless you want some guys in black suits to visit you.

[Goldeneye]

12. If you don't like my driving,

you're unpatriotic.

[Kansas Wyatt]

13. Republicans Failed Military Recruitment Needs, Why?

[rainbow4321]

14. When the Rapture comes..

can I have your car?


Freedom of religion means ANY religion

[CitySky]

58. HAHAHA!

Love the "Rapture" Q. :ROTFL:

[kliljedahl]

15. From an earlier thread

http://www.cafepress.com/cp/browse/Ntt-Distressed+American_pp-2_N-21076297_D-Distressed+American_pv-distressedgear.22264942_Ntk-All_nr-1_Nao-1


Keith’s Barbeque Central

[kliljedahl]

16. Or alternatively

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[OnionPatch]

17. Verified Voting....

What are they afraid of?

[Carolab]

18. Support the troops, NOT the war.

Pro-Choice is not ANTI-Life.

[Drifter]

20. Here's mine

Free Iraq - Bring our Troops Home
Free America - Impeach Bush


Cheers
Drifter

[MurrayDelph]

21. Put the Christ back in Christianity

(this from a secular Jew)

Support the Troops: Impeach Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rice, Gonzalez (continued on next car)

[LiberalFighter]

22. If you're a Republican -- You're NOT a Christian

[Flying Dream Blues]

23. Peace IS Patriotic or Patriots for Peace

I've seen it so it's not "mine", but I like it a lot.

[Sapphire Blue]

24. The Democratic Party principles are found in Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John

[thecorster]

30. Nice. n/t

[oxbow]

25. I take the yellow ribbons and repaint them

The ones I have on my car now say "Support US Empire" and "Support Fox News"

[katinmn]

40. There's a site selling ribbons that are pretty funny:

One nation, under ribbons and another that pokes fun at the the ribbon "campaign."

http://www.antimagnet.com/

[oxbow]

63. Awesome

I've made dozens of homemade ones. My favorites still have to be 'support our war' and 'support halliburton.'

[Turn CO Blue]

26. Not my idea, but my fave: IRAQ is Arabic for Vietnam nt

[hvn_nbr_2]

32. Good one. n/t

[Yellow_Dog]

27. GOP does not spell GOD

You can't fix stupid

If ignorance is bliss, Bush must be ecstatic

There is only one god, maybe yours isn’t the one

A poor memory is not the same as a clear conscience

Welcome to America – Now learn English

One person, One Vote*
(*Offer not valid in Florida)

[many a good man]

28. S T I L L Republican???

Or how about simply:

"Intelligence and facts were being fixed"

[thecorster]

29. Support Our oops

Jesus was a Liberal

Divided we Stand
-or-
Divided we Fall

[burythehatchet]

31. .

F
the president

[Les BOOGIE]

33. Don't Spend Your Sales Tax $$$ in a Speed Trap n/t

[ralps]

34. Here's a bumper sticker idea of mine "Never Vote For Republicans Again-

We Lie". The phrase was taken from a thread in LBN that appeared within the last couple of months. The photo is courtesy of Swamp Rat.


:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Stew225]

35. how about: "Literacy rocks!"?

there is imbedded within meaning that only the astute shall comprehend.

[chaska]

36. Stop using my God as a weapon.

[chaska]

37. I think therefore I am ... Liberal.

[katinmn]

38. Not original, but still good:

Where am I going? What am I doing in this hand basket?

Jim Hightower shared he'd seen that one driving around Austin. :-)

[struggle4progress]

39. Sit em in the dock at the Hague. eom

[struggle4progress]

41. Impeach the Liar. eom

[IChing]

42. The Memo Supports Impeachment

Little vague but makes you wonder

[jasmeel]

43. Weekly magnetic bumper stickers with overlooked news stories on them.

People could subscribe to receive a bumpersticker once a week or something and each sticker would have its own brief synopsis of overlooked news story and a web address to get more info.

For example: This weeks's would be

Downing Street Memo-Bush lied 1600+ died
www.downingstreetmemo.com

[mistertrickster]

44. Don't blame me--I voted for the smart one.

[bejammin075]

45. "Bush lied us into war with Iraq"

In really big letters. It's serious, so I don't want to get that cute.

[The River]

47. My Bible Is Not A Weapon

My Bible Is Not A Weapon
I Vote Democrat

Sends two messages

1. Democrats/Liberals are/can be just as Christian as Repubs..

2. Some people (guess who) are using Christianity as a
weapon to manipulate people and justify wars..

My own home made version gets lots of comments.
They can't argue on points of "faith" (since I claim to own a bible)
and all but the most hard core
fundie admits they see my point.

[Hubert Flottz]

49. "MORALITY" MY A$$!

GEORGE W BUSH, HORSE WHISPERER

[notadmblnd]

50. Don't blame me, I voted for Kerry and

If Republicand Don't Send Your Jobs Overseas,
They'll Send Your Kids.

[NeoGreen]

52. A draft version of one I've been thinking of...

Religion is an Addiction
God is the Weed
The Church is the Bong
and Faith is the High

Santa Claus: A Gateway Drug

The Easter Bunny: A Gateway Drug

(or something like that... needs work)

[Hubert Flottz]

53. Retirees have a "Right To Life"Too!

GW Bush = Social Insecurity

Don't blame me, nobody counted my vote!

Support the troops like the Chief does, GO AWOL!

"All that GW could be" was AWOL!

Abu Ghraib = Compassionate Conservatism!

[justgamma]

54. Put Christ back in Christian. n/t

[ms liberty]

55. I pray for a secular government

also:

If you keep your religion out of my politics then I'll keep my politics out of your religion.

[Catamount]

56. Great Ideas! If you go to my link, I have some for sale!

Please click on link to view
"Rapture" sticker
"Democracy at Home"
:hi:

[Oldtimeralso]

64. Rapture Sticker

Don't tell the people in the Red States but rapture happened last Thursday and both righteous people have left.

[Catamount]

70. LMAO

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[mcd1982]

57. one i've been thinking of for awhile...

I've never seen it but I'd be surprised if no one has already come up with it:


"Capital Punishment Killed My Savior"

[JNelson6563]

81. Ooooh. That is very good.

Excellent.

[CitySky]

59. "Who would Jesus Bomb?"

but right now my car just says, "Another Proud Member of the CHRISTIAN LEFT."

[Valerie5555]

60. 1 on the risque side THE ONLY BUSH I LIKE AND TRUST IS MY OWN.

eom

[Auntie Bush]

95. And men can say...The only Bush I like is my wife's.

[dddem]

61. Gays are no threat to my marriage,

but housing costs are. OR
but no health insurance is. OR
but unemployment is.

Or how about,
I'll focus on my family, let the government focus on the economy. OR
let the government focus on getting the troops home. OR
let the government focus on health care for all.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

62. ATTENTION: Deficit Disorder!

Draft College Republicans

What Happens in Abu Graihb, Stays in Abu Graihb. (sp?)

Fox News: Where Facts Go To Die

FUNDIE = MENTAL

JUST SAY NO TO CONNECTICUT COWBOYS

Tired of the Elephant? Try the PackaDems Instead!

Science, I don't think you're in Kansas anymore.



All yours Booley, should you choose to use them :)

[Fozzledick]

65. We Export Our Troops

[Fozzledick]

66. United States of America - R.I.P. (1789 - 2000)

With a big flag in the middle, of course.

[napi21]

67. Whitch one of the Ten Comandments didn't you understand?

http://www.rushman.org/tencommandments/

I found it quite amusing if you really read them. The Pubs don't obey ANY of them! Maybe that's why they need them in all public places...just to remind them of what they're supposed to do!

[aeolian]

68. Support Foreign Ribbon Factories

...on a yellow, magnetic ribbon, of course...

[snowbear]

69. I'm a Christian, not a Fristian!

Someone in the lounge has that in their sig line.. or something close to that anyway...

I thought it was pretty creative :)

[stilpist]

71. God Help America

With a picture of former governor Bush - preferably the Alfred E. Newman one from "The Nation" cover.

[Algomas]

72. El Bu$hco es Loco

[Valerie5555]

73. Another risque one

There is a BUSH and a DICK in charge and we're getting SCREWED.

[lildreamer316]

82. Redo (no offense)

With BUSH and DICK in charge we're SCREWED

[Algomas]

74. Bu$h lied-thousands died-you pay

[Algomas]

75. Wake up America-Your country has been stolen

[Algomas]

76. Want the Truth?-Democratic Underground.com

[jayctravis]

77. GOD did not create us for WAR.

[Catrina]

78. War Hath No Fury Like The Non-Combatant

If I Supported The War I'd Be There!

I'm Dangerous, I Think!

[Shallah Kali]

79. The last time we mixed politics with religion people were burned at the

stake (saw this on a website)

Why does the GOP oppose abortion but then take away help for poor families?

I thought Jesus was in people's hearts not granite slabs

How many unborn have been bombed in Iraq?

[Nordmadr]

89. Makes me Think of...

Instead of "Remember the Alamo"...

Remember Salem.

Olaf

[AllegroRondo]

110. When Religion ran the world, it was called "the dark ages"

[Swamp Rat]

80. Lauren Bacall for President!

(snip)

Bacall: I wish for the United States, for George Bush, Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, „Condi” Rice, „Rummy”, Ashton Whatshisname – whatever the hell his name is – I wish for them all to disappear from the face of this earth. I mean it. And I’m a citizen, I am going back to New York to vote, I think all of those people have done a lot to destroy not only our standing in the world, but our country itself! In America we’ve lost a lot of Civil Rights, there have been terrifying rules placed upon us, and there are times when you have to look over your shoulder when you want to say something! It’s a very scary time and I think that the only thing that is going to help us and also affect the rest of the world is to have John Kerry elected. John Kerry is a highly intelligent man, a very serious man, tremendously experienced, he’s a great man for the job, he’ll do a great job in the White House and he will run a fair presidency. He will care about all of the people, not like Bush cares only about the rich people – he doesn’t know about other people, he doesn’t know about the performing arts, he doesn’t know about middle-class people, he only knows about corporate… General Electrics and all those sort of companies, and of course he does know about Texas – and that is of great comfort to all of us!

Hurch: That’s not the whole world…

Bacall: And I hold him responsible for the deaths of I think roughly eleven-hundred American lives in Iraq and twenty-thousand Irakis dead, which I think is pretty shocking… many homes destroyed and many men, women and children who are completely innocent destroyed; and I hold him entirely responsible. He wanted to invade that country and that’s what he did. He created a war that does not exist, it is not a war, it’s an invasion. I wish all of Europe could vote because if Europe voted, Kerry would be… it would be a landslide!

(snip)

http://derstandard.at/?url=/?id=1837057

[orpupilofnature57]

83. How Many Of You Had BUSH/CHENNEY Stickers a year ago ? %

[Hubert Flottz]

84. West Virginia Gave Frist The Byrd!

GREED KILLS!

[obreaslan]

85. Here's one...

IF JESUS WERE ALIVE TODAY,
HE'D BE ON THE NO-FLY LIST!

[leftchick]

86. Here is a link to your first one....

I am going to order one right now....



http://www.cafepress.com/shop/bumper-stickers/browse/Ne-25_N-1258_bt-2_pv-youcantbe.14083930

[leftchick]

87. God Forgive America

I also like 'God Bless Every Country' but have not found it yet.



http://www.democracymeansyou.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=STK-GODFORGIVE&Category_Code=STK

[Nordmadr]

88. I was just thinking of this this morning. I have these

sorry if any are dupes or not original, was just brainstorming:

No More Blood for Oil!

What Would Thomas Jefferson Do?

Liberal Veteran On-Board

How Will You Live Without Oil?

Got Permaculture?

Keep Your Religious Dogma Out of My Schools

Keep Your Religious Dogma Out of My Government

Spirituality NOT Religion

Ghawar is Dying

Sustainability NOT Perpetual Growth

Fight Fascism at Home

BY the People and FOR the People

No More Lies.

Thousands of Deaths in Iraq and All I Got Was This Stupid Tank of Gas.

Kill Corporate Fascism

Oppose Black Box Voting

Forgive Them Mother, They Know Not What They Do
(image of Earth)

George W. Bush
Over 50 Million Fooled (play on the McDonalds 'served')

WHY IS LIBERAL A BAD WORD?

You Reap What You Sow.

Land of the Free?

Pagan and Pissed Off!


Olaf

[FizzFuzz]

93. where can I get some of these?

You should get these printed!

[Nordmadr]

94. I haven't seen most of these available anywhere. I know there

are sites where you can have custom bumper stickers done, I just don't have a link for one. Perhaps other DUer's? There are tons more that just rumble through my head. I wonder what it costs to set up a bumper sticker business! :)

Olaf

[phatkatt]

90. "Why are the followers of the 'Prince Of Peace' so eager for war?"

[unsavedtrash]

91. yellow ribbon with Tony Orlando and Dawn written on it

did I just age myself?

[BlueStateBlue]

92. You can't support the troops AND Bush n/t

[July]

96. If you voted for George Bush,

the Army fighting his wars needs your help.

[rustydog]

97. Republicans may have hijacked God...

But Jesus was Democrat!

I knew Jesus before the Republican Right slandered Him.

[In Truth We Trust]

98. Village Idiots For W

Or: You won't get the TRUTh from corporate controlled media

[GreenPartyVoter]

99. These are the bumper stickers that went to church with us yesterday

on the back of my dear late mother's car.





Mind you it's a conservative evangelical church, but no one said anything.

[Zorbuddha]

105. Your mom

must've been one great lady.

[GreenPartyVoter]

107. The best. :^)

[KelleyKramer]

100. " Bush's War Needs Your Kid, Volunteer at GoArmy.com! "

Print one of those and I'll buy it.

The funniest part is that most of the wingnut idiots wont be able to figure out if I'm for or against Bushs fake war. Ha Ha!

[lala_rawraw]

101. TREASON N/T

[KansDem]

102. "Bush lied. Read the memo..."

Bush lied--Read the memo:
www.downingstreetmemo.com


or,

Did you get the memo? Bush lied:
www.downingstreetmemo.com




or, if the draft is reactivated, or talk of reactivation begins:

Draft Republicans:
It's Their War!

[Jimbo S]

103. Not Fooled By The Government

[Jimbo S]

104. Draft Young Republicans

[Jimbo S]

106. In Science I Trust

[fob]

108. First things first, what's a "bumber"?

[Catfight]

109. "I never met a loving tolerant Christian yet."

[dhinojosa]

111. The Bible, carried by many, read by a few...nt

[dhinojosa]

112. Support the Moops

[dhinojosa]

113. The troops pay with their lives while the rich whine about their taxes.

Hoooooyah!

[dhinojosa]

114. D.A.R.E. to keep Rush off Drugs

Wow, my brain is a workin.

[dhinojosa]

115. Are coat hanger abortions a conservative value?

OUch.

[dhinojosa]

117. Warning to Republicans....stop fucking the animals...

Say it loud

[dhinojosa]

118. Even the assholes are bigger in Texas (w/DeLay photo)

Damn baby

[dhinojosa]

119. (Place on ceiling of car) Osama thanks you for your SUV.

There should be ceiling stickers where SUV owners can see them

[LandOLincoln]

116. SUPPORT OUR TROOPS--IMPEACH THE CHICKENHAWKS n/t

[dannynyc]

120. Others

If you voted for Bush, enlist in the Armed Services now!!!

And . . .

an actual bumper sticker I saw . . .

"Jesus was a liberal Jew"

[Sapphire Blue]

121. Pro-life: Caring for the least of these my brethren

[many a good man]

122. You Can't Fool All the People All the Time * Vote Democratic!

n/t

[Terry in Austin]

123. Conservatives Do It -- For Money

[Terry in Austin]

124. Fundamentalists are best evidence against evolution

[Terry in Austin]

125. Nuremburg for the Neocons

[Vinca]

126. If you want to support the troops . . . ENLIST!

Or . . . If you want to support the troops, sell the damn HUMMER! (I hate those phony yellow ribbon magnets . . . grrrrrrrrr.)

[Terry in Austin]

127. Free from conservitude

[Shallah Kali]

128. Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbors Oil

First they came for the homosexuals.....

Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely

Thou shall not worship idols (photos of bush, cheney, etc. or an oil derrick)

Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves (bush sheepy caricature)

Screw the drugs, how about reimporting democracy?

I follow the Prince of Peace not the false God of War

Support the War? Join the Army - GoArmy.com

[obreaslan]

129. TALK IS CHEAP, SO ARE YELLOW RIBBONS

Or...

SUPPORT OUR TROOPS
JOIN THE ARMY