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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 09:24 AM
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describe the god that the bush lovers believe in
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AVID Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 09:26 AM
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1. One with a torturous, never-ending, blazing, pit for non-believers
Edited on Sun May-15-05 09:27 AM by AVID
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 09:29 AM
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2. That's easy


'Nuff said.
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 09:31 AM
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5. oh yeah, in whom we trust
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Devlzown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 09:30 AM
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3. Somewhat like a bad parent.
Petty and hateful. He chooses favorites and is quite indifferent to the plight of his other children.
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 09:47 AM
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15. Good description, but that bad parent only favors
children who inherited a lot of money, preferably at birth in the form of a trust fund.
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mhr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 09:30 AM
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4. Greedy, Racist, Elitist, Bigoted, Cruel, Hateful, And Intolerant
Edited on Sun May-15-05 09:31 AM by mhr
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iamjoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 09:31 AM
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6. Ezekial 9:4 - 6
Go through the midst of the city, through the midst of Jerusalem and set a mark upon the foreheads of the men that sigh and that cry for all of the abominations that be done in the midst thereof. And to the others, go ye after him through the city, and smite: let not your eye spare, neither have ye pity


Their God is strict and punishing.
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warrior1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 09:35 AM
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8. bush's god


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jmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 09:31 AM
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7. You can read more about that god here-
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booksenkatz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 09:35 AM
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9. Hard to figure: he hates gays, but he still keeps making more of em! NT
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 09:36 AM
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10. god told moses to do some pretty rotten things to folks
Edited on Sun May-15-05 09:37 AM by mopaul
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Numbers%2031:17-18&version=9;&version=9;

Numbers 31:17-18 (King James Version)
King James Version (KJV)
Public Domain



17Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.

18But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.




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welshTerrier2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 09:38 AM
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11. describe their god? better, here's a photo ...
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entanglement Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 09:39 AM
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12. Old, rich, white Republican male with a flowing beard
Doesn't have a sense of humor. Lets only Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson in on what he's going to do next. Has a son with rockstar good looks (Jesus Christ) Gets really pissed off when he hears about a competitor named Allah. :evilgrin:
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Octafish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 09:46 AM
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13. He's Made in Their Image.
Like Aqualung knew.



1: In the beginning Man created God; and in the image of Man created he him.

2: And Man gave unto God a multitude of names, that he might be Lord over
all the earth when it was suited to Man.

3: And on the seven millionth day Man rested and did lean heavily on his God
and saw that it was good.

4: And Man formed Aqualung of the dust of the ground, and a host of others
likened unto his kind.

5: And these lesser men Man did cast into the void. And some were burned;
and some were put apart from their kind.

6: And Man became the God that he had created and with his miracles did rule
over all the earth.

7: But as all these things did come to pass, the Spirit that did cause man
to create his God lived on within all men: even within Aqualung.

8: And man saw it not.

9: But for Christ's sake he better start looking.

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stellanoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 09:46 AM
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14. Welp. . .
Certainly not the God of Rod and Todd. . .

God (Bart talking through walkie talkie)-"Rod, Todd, this is God.
Do you want a happy God or a vengeful God?"

Rod & Todd-"Happy God, Happy God !!!"

God-" Then take your cookie jar and leave it on the Simpson's front doorstep."

Loved that one. My brother, who's a ham radio geek pulled the same trick on my son a few years back. I had stashed a walkie talkie in his room. My brother got on that frequency and pretended to be God. My son didn't miss a beat and said, "Are you a happy God or a vengeful God. . .?"

Was pretty funny.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 09:49 AM
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16. If they can't, why should we? They don't deserve our help in damning us.
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Individualist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 09:55 AM
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17. The Old Testament God
However, they pick and choose, emphasizing the parts of the Old Testament they agree with and disregarding the parts they don't like.
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JHB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 09:58 AM
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18. God the Hulk
Edited on Sun May-15-05 10:03 AM by JHB
"God is strongest one there is! Worship God or GOD SMASH!"

No matter how they like to dress it up, whenever you ask enough "why?"'s, you get down to the brass tacks: there is no underlying morality, it's really all about power. The contradictory dictates of a being who acts like an ancient middle-easter tribal king with super-powers should be obeyed because he's bigger and stronger than anyone else. Why? Because God said so, and he's bigger than you!
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newfaceinhell Donating Member (216 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 09:59 AM
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19. He looks kinda like this:
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Zorra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-15-05 10:05 AM
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20. You mean "jeebus"? The god of hate, greed, war, darkness, confusion,
corruption, ignorance, lies, and predatory sexual perversions?

Jeebus slaves.

(Jeebus the Mammonite is the god of fundie Bush supporters, and is in absolutely no way connected with Jesus of Nazareth.)
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