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[BiggJawn]

But what we don't tell you is that your ASS still belongs to us for YEARS as a Reservist.

And you know where all the reservists are?
Why, they're in IRAQ, getting reserve pay, which is less than they'd get if they were active-duty. It's like working for WalMart, only you're "on" 168 hours a week for 30 hour's pay, and you don't get shot at at Wallyworld, either....

And forget about when they told you you'd be getting out of the reserves, you're Permament Party, Duration+six months, Bay-Beee....

[maxrandb]

1. Not To Mention that Pesky Little Thing Called "STOPLOSS"! n/t

[Jacobin]

4. That, of course, is the key to keeping them as long as they want

[wakeme2008]

2. And you get

little or no sex for those months in Iraq...

Beer is not available over there.

AT&T makes big bucks for your calls home...

And like bush this math does not add up...

Around 7 months for basic and ait....

That leaves only 8 months to serve.... If they do not Stop Loss you...

Does not compute

[maxrandb]

3. No Sex

Unless you get a kick out of dog collars and naked pyramids.