anti-abortion activist admits sex with mule

[medeak]

this is sooo entertaining....courtesy wonkette:

Liberal City Slickers Just Don't Get It
Why is it so hard to understand for coastal elites that farm animals (especially the vibrating ones) are fucking hot? And not just great sex partners, but also, in some cases, girlfriend material? First, there was that big media to-do because President Bush likes to milk a stallion every now and then. Now, via News Hounds, we bring you this exchange from Fox News Radio's The Alan Colmes Show, between host Alan Holmes and anti-abortion activist guest Neal (we're not making this up) Horsley. — GREG BEATO

COLMES: "You had sex with animals?"

HORSLEY: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

COLMES: "I'm not so sure that that is so."

HORSLEY: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"

COLMES: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"

HORSLEY: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality...Welcome to domestic life on the farm...If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates, you might in fact have sex with it."

[tk2kewl]

1. I think that is in the abstinence program, isn't it?

:shrug:

[Abelman]

2. Wow

Hey, if that's what makes him happy, let him do it.

(perv)

[ewagner]

Doesn't this belong in the lounge?

I mean it's a funny joke but .....well...........

[dhinojosa]

18. You weren't raised in Georgia, were you!!?!?! nt

This kinda thing is belongs in GD!!!!! :) :sarcasm:

[ewagner]

25. This HAS to be a joke

RIGHT?


RIGHT?

OMG tell me it's a joke...please..........

[dhinojosa]

26. Hehehe.

The icon :sarcasm: means that it was. :)

[IronLionZion]

57. no, it would be a funny joke if it wasn't fucking real

http://www.foxnews.com/alancolmesradio/vidPlayer/player.html?colmes/050605/colmes_neal_horsley_050505&Alan_Colmes_Audio&Alan%20Colmes%20Radio&acc&Radio&-1&wvx-300

I thought it was funny until I listened to it. It's sick. But like a gruesome train wreck, I can't seem to look away from this thread. :puke:

[Kipepeo]

93. No Joke

Background on Neal Horsley, anti-choice extremist and mule-lover: http://www.splcenter.org/intel/intelreport/article.jsp?aid=136

[raccoon]

3. Well, at least the mule couldn't get pregnant

and wouldn't need an abortion.

[tk2kewl]

11. that's only if you buy that science stuff.

[Arugula Latte]

23. Mules are sterile anyway.

A mule is the result of a cross between a horse and a donkey. You can't mate a mule with a mule and get a mule.

(Farm Animal Trivia Of The Day)

[HEIL PRESIDENT GOD]

49. Actually

A mule foaled in Morocco not too long ago:

http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Science/Mule.html

http://www.kuenselonline.com/article.php?sid=4277

[11 Bravo]

29. You sound like one of them there believers in eeevalooshun.

[Worst Username Ever]

4. Link?

[medeak]

9. ok

http://www.wonkette.com/index.php

[Jesus Saves]

5. I'm tellin' ya - right wingers are the most perverted people on the planet

No kidding. They hate themselves for it.

[Eloriel]

62. There's a reason for that

and Father Leo Booth spells it all out in his book, which I keep recommending to DUers and to my knowledge no one has taken my recommendation, "When God Becomes a Drug."

[skypilot]

6. OK, I don't have cable...

...so I didn't see this exchange and it reads like something I would expect to read in the Lounge, so you have to tell me, Medeak: Is this for fucking real?!?!

[medeak]

10. wonkette

we all know is a reliable source... :-)

lived on a sheep ranch and one friend from out of town LOVED to visit...had a thing for a black faced little girl... we had to move.

[maveric]

7. Bu$h's base? The "Horse Masturbator" would understand this guy.

These people go on TV and admit to that?
WTF! :wtf:

[Sparkle]

8. And people wonder where some of these diseases come from.

[DemBones DemBones]

71. Wasn't it determined that HIV came from monkeys?

Some men in every population have sex with animals. Some women go in for bestiality, too.

[cruadin]

12. "...and it vibrates"--?!? What the hell kind of mules do they...

raise in Georgia?

On second thought--you know what---forget it.

[spindoctor]

13. I live in the Mid-West and *I* don't get it either. lol

This is just getting more and more ridiculous by the day.

When is John Cleese going to pop up and lead is into the next scene with "And now for something completely different."

:wtf:

[FreedomAngel82]

14. That's just disgusting

How wrong of him to speak about every farmer like that. Only his sick ass does that crap. How disgusting.

[DemBones DemBones]

70. Don't you mean it was him AND his sick ass that does that crap?

Or, that sick ass AND his ass?

[supernova]

15. Are you sure this isn't just skit?

:shrug: I know tons of farmers in NC and I can't think of a one whoever had sex with their mules... or any of their animals.

[IronLionZion]

56. Do you think Alan Colmes has skits?

listen to it
http://www.foxnews.com/alancolmesradio/vidPlayer/player.html?colmes/050605/colmes_neal_horsley_050505&Alan_Colmes_Audio&Alan%20Colmes%20Radio&acc&Radio&-1&wvx-300

The caller might just be a smartass, but I don't think Colmes was in on it.

[comsymp]

64. Or any who admitted it. Google "Stump train(ed, ing)" sometime

[ucmike]

95. hee hee. put on your high boots and git some

i've heard references to these things before and i have to believe it goes on to some degree. i've heard stories of this happening to the "new guy" on a ranch or farm, or that it's some kind of farmland coming-of-age ritual. never heard anyone claim the livestock as their girlfriends though.

of course, no one ever admitted it was themselves being initiated, they always tell the story of the guy they saw doing it.......

[Kipepeo]

94. Background on Neal Horsley

from the Southern Poverty Law Center:

http://www.splcenter.org/intel/intelreport/article.jsp?aid=136

He is most famous for posting personal info. of hundreds of abortion providers on the web. He's a sicko, and yes he admits to having sex with a mule. What a freak!

[tk2kewl]

16. The wingnuts are always trying to f*ck the donkeys aren't they?

they teach em young.

[Mutley]

17. ummm... ehhhh... ahhhhh

i've known a few people who have grown up on farms and NONE of them ever had sex with a mule.

:puke:

[progressoid]

19. Hey in Florida, having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws.php?site=laws&cid=184®ion=9

[flvegan]

21. Having sex w/a porcupine is just stupid. Ouch!

But, in Florida, sometimes you gotta be real specific.

[livinginphotographs]

65. We're still good on hedgehogs, though, right?

[Straight Shooter]

20. If it's historically been the case, then he should cite some facts

to support his *cough* position.

I think he's trying to deflect attention from george the horse wanker to horsley the mule banger.

Clearly, Repubs are into bestiality, overt and suppressed (Santorum).

[LostinVA]

22. I grew up with alot of farm boys

And they all seemed to have sex with their girlfriends, not the family dairy cows. EEEEWWWWWWW! If this is on the up and up, what the heck is wrong with good, clean whacking off?

Of course, that was New Jersey. Maybe Georgia farm boys like their girlfriends to go "Mooooooooooooooooooooo," instead of "God, don't stop!"

[ooglymoogly]

46. remember deliverance...

now squeal like a pig....i don't know, we are dealing with loony right wingers..i don't put anything past them. too funny

[MountainLaurel]

34. Original Kinsey report?

I vaguely recall reading some time ago that one of Kinsey's shockers was that one-fourth of young men from rural areas admitted to loving the farm animals a little more than conventionally acceptable.

[DemBones DemBones]

72. Yeah, and that was one fourth of all young men, I think, not just

young men from rural areas, and certainly not just young men from rural Georgia.

[notadmblnd]

78. That is a funny post

I was reading over at newshounds and they have to have the funniest thread going about this guy.. If you want some laughs that will have you in tears, read some of these.

Alternate Thread Title:

Ass holes and conservative assholes who love them.

Posted by: BushIsOurRuination at May 6, 2005 03:48 PM


I'm not going to condemn anyone out of hand.......I've never been introduced to a mule. At the right moment, with the right music, who knows......You have to walk a mile in the other mans shoes, before preaching.

Posted by: Wes at May 6, 2005 03:01 PM

Georgia:

Where the men are men, the women are men, and the sheep are afraid!

(with all apologies to our friends in Georgia...)

Posted by: Kim, Pb.D at May 6, 2005 02:23 PM



more.... http://www.newshounds.us/2005/05/06/bizarre_sex_habits_of_the_extreme_rightwing.php#more

[BattyDem]

24. This is a joke, right?

RIGHT?!?!?! :silly: :shrug: :puke:

[medeak]

33. NOPE!

[warrens]

47. Here's the audio link

He's dead serious.

http://www.foxnews.com/alancolmesradio/vidPlayer/player.html?colmes/050605/colmes_neal_horsley_050505&Alan_Colmes_Audio&Alan%20Colmes%20Radio&acc&Radio&-1&wvx-300

[enki23]

27. he'll say it's a joke now, obviously, whatever the case...

but HOLY SHIT, what kind of freaks are these right to lifers anyway? if that *was* a joke (and i'm almost completely sure it was), he's got piss-poor delivery. and it seems he's making fun of his own people... what the hell?

[Mandate My Ass]

28. The biblical punishment for bestiality is the DEATH PENALTY

Literal word of God and all that. I'm just sayin' :eyes:

[The Magistrate]

37. That Is True, Ma'am

This moral crusader has met his enemy, and it is him....

[mike_c]

48. lol-- Pogo would be proud....

eom

[ComerPerro]

39. Good point. Damn good point

[Bossy Monkey]

30. Astonishingly, it's up on Fox's site (link)

http://www.foxnews.com/alancolmesradio/
Real Player or Windows Media
I'm pretty sure this will be the first Fox News link that nobody alerts on!:D

[Jose Diablo]

31. That explains Billy Bob's big ears

But in his case, I think maybe his mother, Emma Lou, maybe had conjugal relations with a donkey. You know a mule is a hybrid, unable to reproduce and sterile in most cases.

Edit: You know thinking about it, this makes sense, Billy Bob's shooting blanks and his wife, Norma Mae Rey, well her last son looked like that no count new pastor at the Four Corners Baptist church. That pastor is from someplace way up north, around Knoxville, someplace like that. Everyone knows that Knoxville is mostly scalawag, carpetbagger moonshiners from Scotland. And the rest of us around here are mostly God fearing Englishmen, in the tradition of King George. Of course there is the occasional mixing in of the farm animals, but as Billy Bob and Norma Mae Rey have proved once again, that corrects itself in one generation.

If we could just get rid of them blasted Scots. I think I will pay a visit to Norma as soon as I see Billy Bob make his next appearance (and binge) at the Levee. You know, point out to her that her mother once was part of our church. Yes, a social call. Thats the ticket.

What does that new pastor have that I don't.

[Zenlitened]

32. News Hounds has the story too.

http://www.newshounds.us/2005/05/06/bizarre_sex_habits_of_the_extreme_rightwing.php

Nothing else turned up in a Google News search

[lateo]

35. Is this a joke?

Please tell me this is a joke.

[medeak]

38. having bestiality better than homosexuality

listened to link...asked about rumors of homosexuality and bestiality and the fellow went right into bestiality ignoring the homo thing.... interesting

[NYCGirl]

36. There has to be some basis for all those classic farmer/sheep jokes.

;-)

Although the mule thing seems to be a GOP thing, I guess.

[Shallah Kali]

58. Good Old Days: When men were men, women were women, & sheep were frightened

d. Gee no wonder Santorum, Cornyers, and the rest were so worried about bestiality - look at their supporter! {shudder}

[TheMightyFavog]

40. The Farkers are having a field day....

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1477745

[KittyWampus]

41. A Guy Named HORSLEY Screws Mules???

that's just Crazyyyyyyyyyyyy

[medeak]

52. LOL!

[Jackpine Radical]

42. So, where do you city-slicker DU types think

the term "animal husbandry" comes from?

[OilemFirchen]

43. CLEARLY not a joke...

... without the punchline:

Q) Are we talking male mules or female mules?

A) FEMALE! I ain't no pervert!

[DemBones DemBones]

73. ROFL, Jackpine.

:rofl:

[sunnystarr]

44. sigh .... I knew Repugs will do anything to screw a Dem ... but

this is going way toooo far!!!

[TNOE]

45. Oh God - so this is where if we let gays marry

people will start marrying animals came from???? Duh - that phrase never made sense to me until now.

So if Joe and Bob want to marry, they can't because the next thing you know ol Neal Horsley is going to marry the goat from his childhood.

Why haven't fundies addressed the issue of "gay animals" - what are we to do with them??

[IronLionZion]

55. What about the issue of "self-hating gay fundies"

:shrug:

But I would much rather have fundies rail against the evils of domestic abuse, adultery, divorce, and allowing people to be poor and without healthcare. hypocrites, all of them.

If you really want to go to a place that is 100% fundie-free, try heaven.

[DemBones DemBones]

74. No, there was a court case in Massachusetts with a guy and his dog, who

he insisted was his wife. He insisted their sex was consensual and wanted her to be called by his name, like a married woman, except her name was Lady (IIRC) so it would be Lady Doe, or whatever his name was. This was on TV news probably fifteen years ago.

[Inland]

50. Moo, moo, I love you, I know you're a cow, but anything will do.

[seabeyond]

51. if only masturbation wasnt such a sin

wouldnt have to use those barnyard animals

[PKG]

53. Well, no seed is spilled, so it isn't onanism...

[IronLionZion]

54. WHAT THE FUCK !!!! THIS IS FUCKING REAL!!!!!!!!

Listen to this radio link if you have a strong stomache.

http://www.foxnews.com/alancolmesradio/vidPlayer/player.html?colmes/050605/colmes_neal_horsley_050505&Alan_Colmes_Audio&Alan%20Colmes%20Radio&acc&Radio&-1&wvx-300

It's fucking real!! unfuckingbelievable! I don't even want to know what is going on down in the south.

I actually thought this thread was funny until I found out it was real. This is just sick.

[eridani]

59. Peter Singer sez--

--that sex with consenting animals is OK. To him, it derives directly from his position that animals should have the same ethical standing as people. Killing and eating people is unacceptable, but having sex with other consenting adult people is fine.

[DemBones DemBones]

76. How does Peter Singer suggest obtaining consent from a mule?

Or a duck? (Men have been arrested in flagrante delicto with ducks in parks. So many things one would rather not know. . .)

[eridani]

97. Best answered in the negative

LACK of consent is easy, and established with teeth, beaks, hooves and claws.

[Lars39]

60. His admission isn't new,

according to the Southern Poverty Law Center:

http://tinyurl.com/8645h

This guy's bat-shit crazy. I think his ties to Randall Terry(lately of
Schiavo fame) really need to be pushed.

[Shallah Kali]

61. Article on Horsely at Southern Poverty Law -

Link to the other thread with it:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=3626684&mesg_id=3627619

[ooglymoogly]

63. do you think gannon/gukert made any money off the mule.

this is just too funy....horsley screws vibrating mule....more evidence the right wing loonies have lost it.

[Strawman]

75. maybe we should do a WHOIS lookup on hotgeorgiamules.com

[ooglymoogly]

90. lol

and hothansomstalions.com for*

[Walt Starr]

66. Tie it too ALL Anti-choice assholes

In fact, from now on, I will refrain from referring to them as anti-choicers.

From now on, they will be referred to as Mule-fuckers.

Pat Robemsome, Jerry Fartwell, and every last person who opposes reproductive choice for women are nothing more than MULE-FUCKERS!

[DemBones DemBones]

77. Demonizing everyone who shares an opinion because of the acts of one

is hardly fair, or politically savvy, since Neal Horsley is an extremist and most pro-lifers are not. Most pro-lifers are opposed to the use of violence or intimidation to stop abortion, favoring education and persuasion to change people's attitudes.

Horsley is also probably pro-death penalty and war, but many pro-lifers oppose those as much as abortion and euthanasia.

If the Democratic Party doesn't make peace with the pro-life voters, Dems will continue losing elections. Is that what you want?

Besides, I guarantee you there are liberal Dems who have had carnal knowledge of animals, so this could come back to us.

[Walt Starr]

80. PPPPTTTTTTHHHHHHHHH

:P

Sorry, the Republicans do it and the Democrats lose because we "take the high road".

Fuck that, they're ALL MULEFUCKERS!

[Maru Kitteh]

67. Well send him to the EAST WAYNESVILLE BAPTIST CHURCH

so he can be among peers.

[seabeyond]

68. sexual perversion profusely thru out all repug org

the louder they yell about their purity, the more tainted they become. this is the nifty in universal power. the more living life thru ego.....ego perfectly presents motive agenda creation, if we chose to see. you will see in bush in ways, how perfectly he always tells us the truth. before he does it.

torture and ignoring Geneva convention a perfect example. they said they were.

war with iraq, day of 9/11. they said they were

not to mention the letter of 97

stealing the election. the friggin party and owner in ohio and blackwell said they were

it is not that these men are gay. i dont think many of them are. it is the perversion of sex in all ways. just gotta see it in the laura bush jokes. bush saying pussy to reporters in 88. their daughters butt in the air doggy dance. beating babies before they are two without bruises. sex trade. gannon. daddy bush. i mean fuckin geez. and animals in a barnyard.

this is not about gay, separate this so far away from repugs coming out. i think that is where i am being bothered with what is coming out of all the bush sex perversion. coors porn on saturday and sunday football.

super duper marriages. a person in nc? again fired cause she wouldnt marry her live in man. i mean, then we can go to......the laws being passed

often with this crowd, i see the scene of moses on the mount, and the people in debauchery in valley with a golden calf.

i know this is a messy post, i know many will hate my writing style. sorry. dont read.

[edbermac]

69. He probably belongs to NAMMLA...

North American Man/Mule Love Association...:rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

79. "If your High School fight song was Dueling Banjos...

You might be Neal Horsley"

[ultraprog]

81. Are you kidding?

This has got to be a joke. Where did you get the transcript?

[warrens]

83. Not a joke, see links above

This guy is just amazing. The more he talks, the deeper the hole he digs for himself.

[redqueen]

82. OH MY GOD!

:wow:

[mongo]

84. This is the product of a sexualy repressed childhood

If ALL sex (including masturbation) is bad, then there is no difference between doing it with a mule and jacking off. Both are shamefull.

But hey, lets keep teaching abstinance in public schools, m-kay?

[peacebaby3]

85. Here's his website.

He's definitely a freeper.

<http://www.christiangallery.com/>

On the section called "hunger strike" he has a picture of Dr. Britton laying on the ground shot to death by the psycho "reverend". It's also really funny because he has a pic of himself with fake stitches over his mouth discussing how all of the anti-choice people should go on a hunger strike and then further down the page he says if someone else will start it, he will be the second!

:rofl: What a wimp!


Here's another statement of his about the war, etc. He wants us to attack Canada as well:

<http://www.christiangallery.com/caesar.htm>


He hasn't been able to find any ISP that will host his Nuremberg Files where he listed the names and addresses of Drs. who provided abortion services with their faces on wanted posters. If one of them were killed by one of the freaks, he would put a red slash across them. I think he may have also tried to post pictures of women with their personal info if he saw them going into or out of a clinic. He placed a bullseye graphic on their picture.

For a good laugh, you should check out the rest of his site.

[WI_DEM]

86. If I were a citizen of Georgia I'd drum that idiot out of the state for

his slur, only thing is no other state would want to take him on.

[proud patriot]

87. Mike Malloy played the sound of this last night

You can download it at WhiteRoseSociety and hear
the actual interview .

[mistertrickster]

88. Oh . . . my . . . you . . . gotta . . . be . . . this is so unbelievable.

I grew up on a farm in Indiana and THAT is the grossest thing I've ever heard.

I wonder what the good Dr. Freud would say about this--first, sex with animals and then hatred for female sexual independence, hmmm . . .

I've got it--he wants women to be "domesticated."

[Swamp Rat]

89. Hell, their pretzeldent has sex with horses.

Just ask Laura. :)

[rocktivity]

91. This shines a whole new light on Laura's horse-milking joke...

:think:
rocknation

[AntiCoup2K4]

92. Doesn't Colmes kinda look like a mule?

Maybe he and Horsley can get together?

BTW this Horsely guy... is this the Tom Selleck clone from the bad 80's TV show "Matt Houston"?? (or something like that)

[Sleepless In NY]

96. Fox link isn't working, anyone have a audio link to Colmes show?

Thanks!