*GAG* I Just Saw That Hideous, Vile Wretch ANNE COULTER On the STREET!!!

[Beetwasher]

I was walking back to my office during lunch and she was checking into a hotel on 48th between 3rd and Lex, she was on the sidewalk, directing a hotel porter and talking on her celphone. I saw her as I was about 30 feet away and was like "Damn, it's that hideous, vile wretch Anne Coulter!". I debated saying something but decided it wasn't worth it. GAG!! My eyes!!!

[goodboy]

1. I guess there wasn't a pie place anywhere nearby? (nt)

[swag]

2. Have you emailed Gawker about this yet?

They need to go on high alert.

[Beetwasher]

9. Who?

:shrug:

[NYCGirl]

17. Link:

http://gawker.com/

"Gawker Stalker" (scroll down) is where people send in their celebrity sighting experiences.

Edited to add this from the latest Gawker Stalker:

Last night (5/5) saw Janeane Garofalo coming out of an ATM on 23rd and 8th. She was wearing sweats and a backpack and had the most amazing skin and looked kind of in shape. She held the door open for me and my friend with a friendly smile. Nice to see a famous person who seems normal and not all stuck on themselves.

[xultar]

3. Put some anti-bacterial stuff all over yourself and gargle with listerine.

Then take some advil and some benadryl.

you might wanna stay home from work for a coupla days too.

[spanone]

4. I would recommend a good 'eye cleansing'. Maybe draino?

[0007]

25. ....or "Oven Off"

[mapatriot]

5. Lunch???

Do you often walk in sewers on your way back from lunch??

[Beetwasher]

7. I May Have to Eat Lunch Again, Since I Lost Mine After That

:puke:

[Triana]

6. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Remember to bathe and rinse your eyes out with lots of water to get the poison out and off.

:puke:

[fairfaxvadem]

8. Saw Wolfowitz on the street the other week, felt the same way!

He was standing outside the Hay-Adams Hotel and I was on my way to class.

EWWWWW!!! He looks just the same in person as he does on tv, only no comb in his mouth on this particular day.

Slimeball.

[harpo]

38. why didn't you walk up and tell him off?

[Norquist Nemesis]

10. You missed a wonderful opportunity!

You should have offered her $50 to shut the fuck up!

She'll do anything for money.

[wicket]

11. "Hey Ann, your Adam's Apple gets bigger by the day!"

:evilgrin:

[Cleita]

12. So what does she look like in person, a skeleton in clothes?

eom

[malmapus]

13. and no pie shop around =/

...

[JHB]

14. Ask the porter of she tips...

...and if so, good or bad?

[Ganja Ninja]

15. Is her adam's apple really as big as it looks on TV?

:popcorn:

[Beetwasher]

16. Yes, And She Has To Be Anorexic Too

She was grossly thin.

[benburch]

19. She cannot help having that, you know...

She was born with "Ambiguous Genitalia", a birth defect, and was surgically assigned to female at age nine months.

If you are going to make fun of her, pick on her fascism not her intersexuality.

[UncleSepp]

23. ((hugs)) to you and thanks, Ben (n/t)

[latebloomer]

35. Is that really true? n/t

[benburch]

42. I have heard that from several sources...

But unless she want to talk about it, I cannot see confirmation coming.

I believe it. It fits both the facts and her angry personality.

[libnnc]

18. take a Silkwood shower...

NOW!

[suegeo]

20. Take a shower, quickly! N/T

N/T

[lady lib]

21. She must have missed the sign...

NO VERMIN ALLOWED!

:rofl:

[getmeouttahere]

22. I've only seen her as I walked hurriedly past...

one of her books in the store, because I can't stand to see or listen to any of these despicable people...how can you, my fellow progressives/liberals, stand it??? I wish I had lottery winnings so I could set you all up with coupons for a nice anti-bacterial cleansing! I beg you, resist the temptation to look!

[seemunkee]

24. Never leave home without your sack of doorknobs

[maxrandb]

26. So How Much is She Getting for a BJ these Days?

You did say she was on the street, right?

"I called her a two-bit whore and she hit me with a sack of quarters"

[marew]

27. You have my deepest sympathy!!

[thereismore]

28. remember TV adds 15 lb to anybody's weight. She must be

skin and bones in real life, like a sick old mule.

[flordehinojos]

29. good for you for refusing to succumb to the power of celebrities and not

allowing yourself to be drawn into saying anything to her--however bad it might have been.

there was a saying i used to hear a lot when i was a child and i think it went something like this,

"let them say or gossip whatever bad thing they want to about me, at least i know they know that i am around. don't let them ignore me, then i'll know that i will have died to them." or, something like that.


so, in short ignoring her may hurt her more than shoving an insult up her face.

[Beetwasher]

31. Yeah, Well

I do wish I had a pie...But then again, she probably would have tried to have me arrested, and I would rather not have to deal w/ that...

[leesa]

30. Did you perhaps send a little sputum her way?

[Beetwasher]

32. No, But I'd Be Lying If I Said I Didn't Think About It

n/t

[Gemini Cat]

33. You'll have nightmares for a few nights about that.

Sleep with your lights on and check under your bed for any coulter monsters that may be lurking there. They tend to hide under beds to scare people when they're not scaring people in the streets.

[MountainLaurel]

34. I saw Bill Frist a couple weeks ago

While I was waiting to get seated at a restaurant in DC. I was sitting outside, and noticed a guy in a suit who looked very familiar, sort of weaselly looking. He was on a cell phone, and then a couple minutes later was picked up at the curb by what was obviously a security escort: black Escalade, beefy guy sitting in the passenger's side front seat who opened the door for him.

Only later when I was able to get to the Internet did I realize who it was.

:scared:

What's funny is that the next day I saw Tom Daschle standing in his driveway.

[EnfantTerrible]

36. Was she peeing on a hydrant?

She can be ticketed for that, you know...

[Kathy in Cambridge]

37. I saw her picking at a salad in a restaurant on the Upper East Side

my business lunch mate asked if we should douse her with iced tea.

[unhappycamper]

39. I'd rather become a skin diver for Roto-Rooter than be on the same block

as Andy or Ann or whatevah s/he is.

[daleo]

40. I hope you didn't gouge your eyes out.

Because that instinct might kick in before you knew what you were doing.

[AzDar]

41. Did her gaze fall upon you? if so, be thankful you weren't turned to stone