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Bandit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 12:16 PM
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Let's take the leading Scientists in the world and hold them
under water for ten minutes. If they drown it will prove beyond doubt that they are wrong and all Science is bunk. God wants it this way. If they survive we will develope a better test for them.
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goodboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 12:18 PM
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1. She's a WITCH! Burn Her! (nt)
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SheepyMcSheepster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 12:20 PM
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4. mabye we could build a bridge out of her? nt.
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 12:24 PM
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6. Only if she weighs more than a duck n/t
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Donald Ian Rankin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 12:27 PM
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8. OK, that's it, I'm reporting this thread to the moderators.

Once Python-quoting goes critical, there's no way to stop it. It's like Japanese knotweed. The only way to be safe is to lock this thread, quarantine it and nuke it from orbit.
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 12:35 PM
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10. Oh go and boil your bottom you son of a silly person. n/t
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goodboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 12:41 PM
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11. She turned me into a newt! (nt)
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oldcoot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 12:18 PM
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2. Don't give the freaks any ideas
They might try it.
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 12:19 PM
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3. Nah...take a fundie and see if their God saves them
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 12:22 PM
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5. There's also the molten lead method.
You put the scientist hands in molten lead and if there's no burn marks,the scientist is clean.
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bobthedrummer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 12:26 PM
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7. The Burning Times approach again?
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byronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-05 12:31 PM
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9. It's a very scientific approach. Well, Creation Science approach.
As the SA used to say, "Eggheads break easily in street-brawls."
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