URGENT NEWS!

[onehandle]

...to somebody.

[WLKjr]

1. OMG

she is on botox too....

[Catherine Vincent]

2. You are cruel!

[KittyWampus]

3. Fie!

:spank:

[PowerToThePeople]

4. uggghhh.

:banghead:

[Freedom_from_Chains]

5. This guy who is engaged to her would do well to look at this event

and think, doesn't handle stress well, does she.

[Liberal In Texas]

6. I think if anybody I was getting married to had those bug-out eyes,

I'd be the one running away.

[LittleClarkie]

9. What is up with that, anyway?

I agree with the morning radio guy. She DOES look squirrelly.

What's with the permanent freaked out look?

[medeak]

7. after hearing fiancee's interview on fox

can understand why she ran away

[Spiffarino]

8. Jimmy Kimmel calls her "Crazy Eyes"

The name fits, no?

[jedr]

12. Just like W's

[Ex_Catholic]

20. Crazy Eyes...Maybe She Needs her Thyroid Checked?

[Spiffarino]

23. Never thought of that. Good point.

My friend's wife had a thyroid condition that made her eyes bulge like that. I can't believe it didn't occur to me.

[Stevious]

10. is she a republican?

:thumbsdown:

[onehandle]

13. Very Likely.

The county she's from, North of here in Atlanta is red, red, red.

[blm]

11. URGENT NEWS......to fascists who use this shit as cover for their crimes

against democracy.

[Liberal In Texas]

15. ...to keep the sheeple entertained. All misdirection. n/t

[SalmonChantedEvening]

14. She's Got Marty Feldman Eyes

I cant remember if it was Morning Sedition, Stephanie Miller, Her Randiness, or Mike Malloy who deserves credit, so I'll just credit them all :D

[Liberal In Texas]

17. That was very funny! Thanks. n/t

[Hippo_Tron]

16. That's wrong...

I literally flipped to CNN today (no idea why) and I YELLED at the TV "WHO GIVES A SHIT!" because they were talking about the 'runaway bride'.

[DemBeans]

18. This IS urgent!

I haven't been updated on the madcap hijinks of the runaway bride for at least 15 minutes!

Thank GOD - really - for this most urgent update. It's so important to be a well-informed citizen, and this story really matters to my everyday life and well-being.

[Individualist]

19. The first time I saw her picture,

I immediately thought of Shelly Duvall as Olive Oyl.

www.moviemarket.co.uk/Photos/C317005_C56846.html

[gollygee]

21. *Tries to* explain?

Was she unable to speak for some reason?

[alittlelark]

22. Hyperthyroid induced mania... been there (it sucks)

Chinese medicine (sour plum) is what she needs... it kept me from getting radioactive iodine.