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Proud2BAmurkin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 11:01 PM
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"Bush is a sexless horse masturbator" subtext was funny because........
it's what everyone thinks is TRUE.

Right down to the phony cowboy act. For once Pickles did something authentic.
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notadmblnd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 11:07 PM
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1. you think it was a cry for help?
What I saw of it, that's what I thought. Man this woman is telling us more than I want to know.
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Proud2BAmurkin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 11:09 PM
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4. It was a SCORE SETTLING speech
sure sounded that way
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Clark2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 11:12 PM
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5. You know, I thought the same thing.
For the first time since I've known of her existance, I actually, genuinely felt sorry for Pickles.

I mean, of course, I've made snide remarks regarding her choice in husbands, her failures as a mother, etc. - but, after her jokes, which she delivered quite well (even though she may not have written them), I heard that little bookish, once-intelligent woman screaming to let her out of this Stepford existance.
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Proud2BAmurkin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 11:15 PM
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6. I heard it too
Good on Pickles.
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knowbody0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 11:07 PM
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2. im wondering if he's figured
out how hard we laugh
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fob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-03-05 11:08 PM
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3. You just know that bush* has been telling that joke for years as cover
for the time he actually did jerk off a horse. Maybe it was a dare, or curiosity or a "frat prank" but he DID do it. It's fitting that some joke writer finally pulled one of bush*s truths out from his good-ole boy routine and put it in pickles mouth to shout out to the masses.
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 12:07 AM
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7. And when Laura told us about Chippendales,
was she letting us know that George has been too busy with "Corporal" Gannon to pay proper honor to their marital bed?

Inquiring minds want to know.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 12:24 AM
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8. naw. if she'd been telling the truth
she'd have brought up Condi's big strap on and the little bushturd squealing like a pig.
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 12:29 AM
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9. Asleep by nine...
...and Clinton a voracious reader well into the wee hours.

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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 02:11 AM
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10. Asleep by nine...
In Jeff Gannon's arms.
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