You can avoid being sent to a mental hospital...

[ck4829]

Have you ever:

Believed that you heard the voice of God?

Believed that there is a vast conspiracy against people like you?

Suffered from extreme paranoia?

Claimed that a man got away with killing 60 people?

Run down the street without any clothes on, waving a gun, and screaming "I'm no good!"?

Blamed unusual events on minorities that could not have had any part in the said event?

Well, if you have said these things, right now you would be in the loony bin. That is unless, you are a Republican, then you can get away with it.

[blogbear]

1. If there still is a problem tell them that John Hinkley sends you!

If still remains a problem tell them no matter haow much you had it in for Raygun that youins remained palsy walsy with the Bush Klan..

[El Supremo]

2. What mental hospitals?

All we have left in Colorado are the state hospital for the criminally insane and some nursing homes and half-way houses that take mentally ill patients along with other types. Even Menniger's in Topeka closed down.

Today most mentally ill people are on the street or in jail. And, I guess, join the Republican Party.

[ck4829]

3. BTW

"Believed that you heard the voice of God?"
Bush, the 'christian' Right, etc.

"Believed that there is a vast conspiracy against people like you?"
Most RW'ers

"Suffered from extreme paranoia?"
Most RW'ers

"Claimed that a man got away with killing 60 people?"
Scaife

"Run down the street without any clothes on, waving a gun, and screaming "I'm no good!"?"
Oliver North

"Blamed unusual events on minorities that could not have had any part in the said event?"
Jerry Falwell