Our 'gracious' First Lady, telling horse masturbation jokes.

[Bluebear]

Mercy! Is this another piece of the puzzle fitting into place for the adoring throngs? Is THIS the kind of First Lady they thought they had, telling bestiality stories at a public dinner between puffs of her Marlboro Lights, only weeks after smooching up her husband DURING the Pope's funeral?

"Mildred! Did you hear what she said? Well I never!"

[rzemanfl]

1. Who the hell cares what an old pothead bitch who murdered her

boyfriend says anyway?

[rodeodance]

3. that was very harsh statement. She was perhaps irrresponsilbe but

to say she murdered him is not right.

[jrthin]

5. We don't KNOW

if she murdered him or if she *behaved* irresponsibly, do we? Until more objective information becomes available (and knowing the BFEE, that's not gonna happen) I'm going to assume she murdered him.

[rzemanfl]

8. No, remaining married to a man who decides to start a war and

then figure out what he's going to tell people the reason for it is is "harsh." Treating a moron nutcase like he is some sort of modern day Messiah is "harsh." Remaining married to a man who believes in screwing the poor to give to the rich and is destroying our country is "harsh."

Do you agree with me on the pothead and bitch parts or did the murder comment overwhelm it?

[Submariner]

18. It was no accident

http://www.childbutcher.com/laura_bush.htm

[PsN2Wind]

2. Don't know if others thought it funny

but my horse knickered.

[Kurovski]

4. Was that a typo, or was your horse "knickered'

to protect it from George's ministrations?

I'm one of those who thinks Laura is pretty funny, perhaps the ONLY one with a genuine sense of humor at The Blight House.

[snippy]

6. Maybe Bush was thinking of the horse when he said: "You want some wood?"

[Just Me]

7. I'm goin' to tell ya' the truth. The bits-n-pieces I picked up,...

,...on Laura's shpeel on George,...absolutely cracked up my most humorous sense of being. I freakin' LOVED it!!!

Confessing that "Desperate Housewifes" had nothing on her,...and that "George" tried to milk a stud and only knew how to "fix" anything with a chainsaw (or something like that),...and that it was a good thing she was a librarian.

Chew me up, if you choose,...but, what tidbits I caught had me ROTFLMAO!!!!

[DemonFighterLives]

9. We're just not used to hearing someone talk that way about HIM*

Especially on Their side of the isle.

[BringEmOn]

10. Laura, it's gonna take me a while to fill this bucket

[cookiebird]

11. on the other hand...

she might have tried an old farmer's trick...telling a tall story and knowing full well the city slickers won't get the joke 'cuz they don't know the real story. Remember hunting for 'snipes' while you were at summer camp?

[UTUSN]

12. It's All Good--She's Risque/Decadent----Alienating the Fundies n/t

[Must_B_Free]

13. Report her to the FCC!

That disgusting display deserves fines.

It was a disgrace of our highest office.

[Bluebear]

14. No more Laura Bush for this wholesome household!

Boycott! :crazy:

[NYCGirl]

15. The FCC doesn't cover C-Span. NT

[sonicx]

16. If the broadcast networks played clips, they could be fined...

however, I don't think it's explicit enough anyway.

[Bluebear]

19. Shame. Millions of families were exposed to her filth. n/t

[Telly Savalas]

17. I'm deeply offended.

Horse masturbation is serious business, not a matter to be joked about.

[deadparrot]

20. Frankly, I really don't care that much.

I didn't find it all that funny, but I don't mind a FLOTUS with a sense of humor who's not afraid to tell sex jokes. It would be a breath of fresh air.

Honestly, I didn't find it insulting or offensive. Just...not funny. :shrug:

[Bluebear]

22. But you're not a fundy GOPer! n/t

[deadparrot]

23. Praise Jesus. :) nt

[enki23]

25. feh. there are people who do that for a living

though, i'd imagine they use the old electric prod up the ass routine rather than the stroke the monster horse cock routine. i could be wrong, however, as horse AI is a bit touchy. horse sperm doesn't thaw as pretty as bull semen, so it isn't used all that often. and of course people tend to get all teary eyed over their prize stallions...

in any case, i'm sure they still have to handle plenty of monster horse cock. our glorious leader's post-presidential livelihood is well assured.

[texanwitch]

21. What will we tell our children.

:freak:

[Bluebear]

26. welcome to DU TW!

[Bigmack]

24. If Hillary would have said that shit.....

the rightwingnut noise machine would be appoplectic for weeks.

How come nobody in the media even takes note of that fact?
How come the left doesn't scream it from the housetops?

(Yes .... I know the answer. NO BALLS!)

[brokensymmetry]

27. A-mare-kins....

adds a whole new dimension to the chimpster's pronunciation, doesn't it?

One cannot but wonder if he discusses servicing A-mare-kins...