Did laura say that Chimpie blew a horse?

[niceypoo]

I didn't see the news conference the other night but I saw excerpts of it tonight and she said something to the effect of "I caught George milking a horse" Was she saying that she caught him giving the horse a hummer? Was she saying that he is just a moron? Different people I have asked have given me differing opinions on this.......Please clarify for me

:shrug::shrug::shrug::shrug::shrug:

[Bluebear]

1. "what's worse is he knew it was a male horse"

This schtick sure didn't make the evening news. Laura, what were you thinking?

[walldude]

6. Actually BB it did make the news

tonight was one of the rare occasions I flip through the news. CNN had it on as well as Fox and MSNBC. Olberman was the only one to dig into the story and try to figure out why they let her do it. While I can understand the pokes at W I was shocked to hear her rip on Babs.

[Bluebear]

10. I don't mean the "Boy she really brought down the house" news

THAT I have been seeing nonstop for two days. I hadn't heard the milking the horse thing until Jon Stewart tonight! :hi:

[lonestarnot]

19. That one tickled the shit outta me....Mafia Don ...bet the old hag will

start the next family feud over dat!

[erichzann]

57. Wait - wasn't this a Jon Stewart gag?

[knowbody0]

2. i believe she did

[imax2268]

3. seeing

how secretive this misadministration is...maybe he did...!

[spanone]

4. I think it was more like a hand job.

She said george tried to milk the horse....and it was a male. Grade school humor.

[harpo]

9. you are correct...link to entire thing here

http://www.canofun.com/blog/videos/LBushWHCorrespondent.wmv

[warrens]

49. Evidently, Smirky was nicer to the horse than

His handholding boyfriend was to him. After doing him all night, the sheik said, no oil for you and didn't even offer a reacharound.

God, this whole gang of thugs are just a total embarassment. All that crap about holding hands being a cultural thing cracks me up. Yes, between CLOSE FRIENDS.

[Az]

5. Laura Bush read the cards handed to her

She had no idea what she was saying. This is little more than an attempt to humanize George. Make him seem like just a normal guy that happens to be president.

[NYCGirl]

20. According to the New York Times, she had several days of rehearsal, with

the ideas worked out several months ago.

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/02/politics/02letter.html?ex=1272686400&en=b4086ef0e004eb65&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss


The first lady's lines were written by Landon Parvin, a longtime Washington speechwriter who does jokes for Mr. Bush and who wrote both comedy and serious speeches for Ronald Reagan. More to the point, Mr. Parvin wrote the lyrics to "Secondhand Clothes," the song-and-dance routine that Nancy Reagan performed to the tune of "Secondhand Rose" at the 1982 Gridiron dinner in Washington.

That performance, which lampooned the first lady's taste in designers, was a hit after a string of public relations disasters, from Mrs. Reagan's supervision of the purchase of a $200,000 set of White House china to the trunkloads of dresses she took for a week of partying at the wedding of Prince Charles and Diana. Press coverage of Mrs. Reagan was subsequently more positive, and "Secondhand Clothes" is still cited as a reason.

In Mrs. Bush's case, playing off "Desperate Housewives" was a natural, even though Ms. Whitson said that Mrs. Bush had never actually seen the racy ABC hit show. Ms. Whitson said the first lady had heard about the characters and plot from the Bush twins, Jenna and Barbara, who are fans, and was planning to watch the entire first season on a DVD she has at home.

Ms. Whitson said Mr. Parvin sat down with the first lady some weeks ago to work out ideas. He then wrote a script and helped Mrs. Bush with her timing and delivery over several days of rehearsals, including one run-through shortly before the dinner. The first lady went on right after dessert, as Mr. Bush was at the lectern launching into the traditional presidential stand-up routine, in this case rehashing some of his worst jokes from the 2004 campaign.

[leesa]

45. Hillary Clinton develops a healthcare plan for the nation, and this twit

spends months planning and rehearsing this trash. If this is what right wingers admire in a woman, no wonder they are terrified of Hillary!

[NYCGirl]

46. I think all of us are making FAR too big a deal about a comedy routine.

BTW, laughter is one of the most important things in the world. Anyone who makes people laugh is doing a great service. I have the utmost respect for comedians.

[leftchick]

54. Was this the same fellow who did the "where are the WMD?"

video last year? Real funny! :sarcasm:

[NYCGirl]

55. That was in questionable taste in wartime. Laura's wasn't. IMO

[HEIL PRESIDENT GOD]

44. A normal guy from WHERE?

If the guy is sucking off stallions, he isn't NORMAL even for the most rural place I've ever been.

[lonestarnot]

7. bushitler whacked a horse, trying to milk it... which was another lie

because a stud horse would have kicked his pea brain onto the ground and then stomped it!

[Democrats_win]

8. Further proof of the moral decay of bushco. Who would think of such a

thing?

[tabasco]

12. Really crude and inappropriate.

I'm no big prude or PC kind of guy, but these were some crude jokes for the First Lady to be making. But thank goodness the adults have restored dignity to the White House.

[mzmolly]

28. Absolutely right!

My gosh, this toilet humor will be heard around the world. How utterly inappropriate and trashy.

[SammyWinstonJack]

47. Perfect description of the bush** Administration

'utterly inappropriate and trashy".

[orleans]

26. agree!

[demodonkey]

11. Um.... I think she meant MILKING...

as in squeezing the animal's mammary glands to make MILK come out... but the horse in question had some OTHER glands under there....... Ha ha ha very funny, Laura.

BTW, I have actually milked a horse (female, of course, for veterinary reason), and it ain't easy. I got a big, swift kick and a bruise shaped like a hoof for my efforts. I can picture Chicken Hawk George doing it......

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Fridays Child]

13. George doesn't ride horses. Horses ride George, but only if...

...his attempts to milk them are unsuccessful.

[mtnsnake]

14. I think she said Cheney was hung like a horse & George was milking him

or something like that.

[Fridays Child]

34. ...while Lynne Cheney was doing something tasteless with a dollar bill.

:wow:

[lonestarnot]

15. besides that whank wouldn't know a horse from a chicken...wouldn't make

a pimple on a REAL cowboy's ass!

[bpilgrim]

16. no-no-no!!! WHACKED off a horse, hello...

:evilgrin:

psst... pass the word ;->

peace

[lies and propaganda]

17. suddenly she becomes "depressed"....n.t

[burythehatchet]

18. no she said he jacked off a horse

but of you listened to the tape of the second show that Steven Colbert recorded, Laura said a whole lot more.

[grasswire]

21. she said that Lynn Cheney's middle name is "dollar bill" now

....and I thought it meant Lynn will do it for a dollar, but it referred to their imaginary nights out at Chippendales.

I can see why the fundies would be stunned at this ribald humor from the first and second ladies. Altho I recall now that Lynn DID write a steamy sex novel some years ago.

[burythehatchet]

23. as soon as laura said she and Lynne watched the show together

a sick, rotten image appeared in my mind. :shudder:

[BringEmOn]

51. What do you call Lynne Cheney with a dollar bill on her head?

All you can eat under a buck. :puke:

[walldude]

25. You have a link to that second tape BTH? n/t

[burythehatchet]

35. sorry..it was on the Daily Show

it was very funny

[wherewingstakedream]

22. Let's just say she

Said the horse had a very GOOD time!!!!!!!!!! :evilgrin:

[Minstrel Boy]

24. She meant to say "Bulldog"

[mzmolly]

29. Ahhhhhh, good one. I wonder if she told that doozy at the popes funeral?

I'm sure they could have used a tactful pick me up. :eyes:

[AuntiBush]

27. You can Catch it tomorrow night on Jon Stewarts Re-Run

on Comedy Central. :thumbsup: to the Jon Stewart show!

[peekaloo]

30. Did she have a pic of Bu$h with a "milk mustache"?

[leftofthedial]

31. It was JimmyJeff, a few days late for his waxing

Laura was high as usual and couldn't really focus. She'd never seen one anywhere near that big, so she assumed it was a horse.

[Oilwellian]

32. A horse is no small matter

The visual Laura created wasn't very becumming.

[Poiuyt]

33. Why does this make me think of Catherine the Great?

[Lerkfish]

36. Can you imagine Rosalyn Carter making that joke?

Gee, neither can I.

[bvar22]

37. How about Jackie Kennedy?

or even Pat Nixon?

The entire bush family has NO CLASS.
I'm embarrassed for America.

[grasswire]

38. imagine....

....Bess Truman, Mamie Eisenhower, Pat Nixon, Betty Ford, Rosalyn Carter, or even Hillary making these crude sexual jokes!?!

[OneBlueSky]

39. "nah . . . it's just ice cream" . . .

anyone remember that joke? . . . okay, it was about a penguin, but what the hey . . . :shrug:

[Shallah Kali]

40. IHas 'Man-on-Dog' Santorum & 'Turtle Sex' Cornyn commented on this yet?

Why aren't they trying to protect America from this menace to male equines?

[tom_paine]

41. jerking off a horse, I believe

:horse masturbation smiley:

[Swamp Rat]

42. Where's the "horse masturbation smiley?"

How come it doesn't work? :D

[dxstone]

43. That goes without saying, if you ask me! n/t

[Minnesota_Lib]

48. No, no no...she left out the part about the blow-job (nt)

[mithnanthy]

50. When Larva...

was mentioning that George "claims" he likes coming to these Press Corp functions....I thought she said "BLOW ME" INSTEAD OF "BALONEY". That was the ONLY thing I found funny, until I learned otherwise. For a minute there....I was hopeful she was really "turnin" on her man". They both were putting on a show for the public, making believe it was a representation of their "close relationship". Gag me!

[BringEmOn]

52. Laura was mistaken....it was a bulldog.

Oops...missed #24

[anarchy1999]

53. Can you spell "Backfire" or "Blowback". Ouch, Laura, you did me wrong.

Backfire I personally like the best. What were the "speech writers" thinking? OMG! Sad, Sad state of affairs. Happy Mother's Day all. And our dear Laura is Mom # for 2005.

If Laura were my mom I would stay drunk and on drugs for ever more.

[erichzann]

56. That was Jon Stewart