Toby Keith! Quick! Write a song about the runaway bride!

[Bluebear]

Warble another lame opportunistic ditty for us! America needs to heal!

:crazy:

[Bunny]

1. ***snarf***

"American needs to heal!"

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

2. Didn't the Dixie Chicks do that already? nt

[Sannum]

3. Nice Mullet

[stevedeshazer]

9. Very impressive mullet

[ClintonTyree]

4. I'm sure there have been dozens written aleady...

Being jilted at the altar would seem a conceivable topic in the C&W realm. But you can expect every guitar pluckin' red-neck to have one on their next CD.

[SoCalDem]

5. Where Oh where did my Baybeeeeee go???

She had on her grey sweats...
Lookin' purdy to me
Gonna trade 'em in for pearly white

Lookin' purdy for all to see

She went to run....

Never came back to meeeeeee..

chorus:

The Hispanic got her...
His caucasian womannnnn toooo..

Boooo Booooo BoooooHooooo
What am I gonna doooooo


Jenniferrrrrr Jenniferrrrrr

Where can you beeeeeee??

Lookin purdy to me.....

etc etc etc

[jobycom]

6. Maybe a feminist revisioning of his evil forces song?

Let's cast off our shackles and flee to Las Vegas
singin' run away from your man, while you're out jogging...


Something like that.

[jmm]

7. I'm waiting for Julia Roberts to star as the runaway bride

Oh wait a minute, hasn't she done that a few times already?

[Roland99]

8. Is he related to this guy??

http://www.americawestandasone.com/video.html