Saturday Freak Republic Humor

[ruggerson]

Compare this thread, when they think this Georgia ditz was found in New Mexico after being abducted:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1394136/posts

With this one, where they find out that she actually hopped a bus to Vegas cause of cold feet regarding her upcoming wedding:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1394225/posts


These people are truly deranged. It is both funny and terribly sad at the same time.

[Steel City Slim]

1. Is That Called Love/Hate?

[bush_is_wacko]

2. No that's called MPD (multiple personality disorder)

I am NOT trying to put down anyone with the REAL thing, but I guarantee those freaks will be calling her a "liberal loony" in no time flat!

[The Quizzical Toad]

3. Talk about mood swings.

I'm sure there is medication they can take for that.

(Then again, there might not be enough medication in the world to take care of the host of mental problems that plague these people...)

[GiovanniC]

4. "I recommend we file suite on behalf of the American People!"

I don't know what filing suite means, but it sounds like something those damned liberals would do.

26 posted on 04/30/2005 6:51:38 AM PDT by Allosaurs_r_us (for a fee........I'm happy to be........Your BACKDOOR MAN!....Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!)

I'm not hip to gay slango... does this mean he's a "bottom"?

[ClintonTyree]

5. What a bunch of loonies...

and after all of their prayers had been answered! Is this some trick perpetrated by god?

I love this one; Cold feet" is another way of saying she doesn't love the guy enough to marry him, he's been rejected. I get the feeling he and his family are the controlling types".

Yeah, :eyes: that's the first thing I thought when I read the story, somebody over there at FR has a little problem judging people without any facts. Why should I be surprised? :shrug: Since when have facts meant anything to the freeps?

[ruggerson]

6. Literally Head Spinning

From this:

To: Brimack34
CNN on phone now with a pastor: her abductors let her go and she got to pay phone. They originally came up behind her and cut her hair and took her. Abductors were strangers to her.

17 posted on 04/30/2005 12:13:16 AM PDT by TheSarce

To: kcvl

Deo gratias!

25 posted on 04/30/2005 12:15:57 AM PDT by Windcatcher

To: BigSkyFreeper

OH THANK YOU, GOD.

34 posted on 04/30/2005 12:18:27 AM PDT by Lovergirl

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To This:

To: kellynla
She should be both billed for the cost of the search, and institutionalized for the next 6-12 months, where she can spend her days weaving baskets, finger painting, and reflecting on her actions.

5 posted on 04/30/2005 6:38:57 AM PDT by holymoly

To: tutstar
And to put her family, friends and her fiance through HELL is OUTRAGEOUS! How selfish! She should be fined and made to do community service for at least a year!!! GROW UP!



7 posted on 04/30/2005 6:40:21 AM PDT by kellynla

To: JimRed
"but for the grace of God, there go I".

B.S. Not a snowballs chance in ""........ I was raised to confront my fears and raised my children the same way. While that phrase has merit in some situations, this is not one of them!

This self appointed important POS, has led the country to believe the worst in ourselves. The speculation was rampant. The MSM was eating it up. We have evolved into a society where we thrive on the misery of others. Now the same MSM is pretty much giving her a friggin pass.

Hypocrites abound and I see no end in sight.


46 posted on 04/30/2005 7:03:50 AM PDT by Allosaurs_r_us