Shocking Headlines for Gary Bauer, who trolls here for material

[mopaul]

gary bauer, rabid homophobe and one of the authors of the project for a new american century, and on the family research council, a front for nazi global domination.

for his comedy routine.

"Homosexual Prostitute allowed over 200 private visits to the white house"

what can you do with that shocking headline gary? or maybe,

"Male Prostitute one of the President's 'special friends". or,

"Why Male Prositution is an acceptable form of entertainment for Republican Officials"

Or, "Non Democrat caught in Lewd and Lacivious sexual deviancy"

or, "Why some men are more Homophobic than others"

or, "If the president can have male prostitute pals, then why o why o why o why can't I?"

...just trying to help out gary.

[mitchtv]

1. Golden Shower for Golden Parachuters

small fee applies

[yorgatron]

2. given the man's looks,troll is quite

apt.

[mopaul]

3. we're defeating racism, now you bring up LOOKSISM

picking on the little troll-like man who is so often mistaken for a lawn gnome.

[fasttense]

4. Now don't go and think I'm a conspiracy nut , oh what the heck

go ahead and think I'm a conspiracy nut, but I truly believe brush sleeps with men.

Here is the evidence: 1. That weird kiss he gave to Lieberman after the state of the union speech. 2. Holding hands and kissing the Saudi prince. 3. That male prostitute that checked in to the WH but often never checked out.

If just one of these happened, I wouldn't be concerned but all three? It's just very, very, strange.

I think he slept with his wife to get the twins and would now prefer to sleep with men.

The evidence just keeps mounting. I've not seen evidence of this in other Presidents. I've never seen them plant a kiss on a Senator, or hold hands with the Saudis or have male prostitutes come visit. It just makes me wonder.

How's that Gary Bauer? What do you think of our President's homosexual tendencies?

[mitchtv]

5. Not amused

typical straight boy as far as I am concerned. Nothing to me is more despicable than gay baiting to smear an enemy

[mopaul]

6. fine

[REP]

7. Especially Since Men Hold Hands In Many Other Countries

It's only in some countries - like this one - where expressing nonsexual affection make somes people antsy. In many other countries, straight male friends hold hands and exchange cheek kisses without lots of people trying to decode 'gay clues.'

Sheesh!

[fasttense]

19. Assuming you're Gary that's very funny. n/t

[efhmc]

8. He is one of those unthinking, uncaring people that needs those around

him to like him. that is why there are only yes men and women in his close proximity. He, like most addicted people, craves this attention.

[FourStarDemocrat]

18. Do you know about the time that Bush told the press secretary for

Canada's Prime minister, " You have SUCH a pretty face, much prettier than my Scottie's" ? During a visit to Canada in Jan, 2004 True story. There was a link directly to the Toronto Globe and Mail article on Betty Bowers.com, but now it has to be purchased. Maybe someone has a copy of it.

Bush prefers Martin spokesman to his own
By JANE TABER

Globe and Mail Update

Friday, January 16, 2004

Ottawa — This is the tale of the two Scotts — one American, the other Canadian. One is dark-haired, the other blond. Both are 35 and both work for the most powerful men in their respective countries.

Scott McClellan is the press secretary to U.S. President George W. Bush; Scott Reid is the senior strategist to Prime Minister Paul Martin.

But, according to Mr. Bush, Mr. Martin has the prettier Scott.

Indeed.

[fasttense]

20. No I didn't know that about brush.

For a guy who runs on an anti-gay platform, he should be careful about how he comes off.

[FreedomAngel82]

26. Only thing with that

is that the whole Saudi thing was a tradition in their country. Weird as it is. :shrug: I do remember hearing, er reading, rumors of him and some guy who went to school with him. Does anybody know about that?

[mopaul]

9. stabbed to death -- some 500 times -- and his wife bathed in blood

another shocking headline for you gary, this time about a fundie woman who stabbed her kids to death for the lord.

[mopaul]

10. Repub. Senator Matt Glavin busted for jacking off in public...twice

Shocking friend and foe alike, Glavin was charged back in May with public indecency for allegedly masturbating in public at the Chattahoochee National Recreation Area on Medlock Bridge road in North Fulton County. An undercover federal police officer reported that Glavin fondled him after he encountered the activist pleasuring himself.

And it wasn't the first time that Glavin had been caught choking his chicken in the same park. In 1996, Glavin quietly pleaded "no contest" to charges of public indecency after being caught in an identical situation, which makes the former Southeastern Legal Foundation president's strange compulsion for exhibitionistic autoeroticism all the more curious.

Glavin promptly resigned his position on the afternoon the charges became public, citing the need to "protect my family and the foundation." He "adamantly denies" that he masturbated in public or fondled a male undercover police officer, refusing to comment on the 1996 incident.

[mopaul]

11. Long List of Republican Perverts, adulterers, & jerkoffs

http://www.geocities.com/jacksonthor/knowrsex.html

for you gary, mr. family research council

[peekaloo]

12. He flips a mean pancake.

or maybe the pancake flips him.

[mopaul]

13. Was Gannon a 'boy toy' for visiting world leaders?

the families of america need to know this mr. family research council and defender of morality.

[mopaul]

14. Moral Mammoth Gary Bauer REFUSES to comment about Gannon

gary bauer, that monumental maven of morality has been stone silent on the subject of male homosexual prostitutes running rampant in the bush white house.

why?

[spanone]

15. Hey Gary if you're looking here? Go fuck yourself your righteous prick.

[mopaul]

16. Susan Smith, who drowned her sons, was molested by Repub. stepfather

it's true gary, how do you square this with the lord?

[mitchtv]

30. but, but, Newt said it happened because

of Liberal Values

[mopaul]

17. MORE shocking perversions from REPUBLICAN leaders....!

http://www.comedyontap.com/features/congress.html

REP BOB LIVINGSTON (R-La.):
Livingston was chosen to replace Gingrich as Speaker of the House. But to the horror of fellow Republicans, Livingston turned out to be an even bigger public relations nightmare than Newt. While Congress plowed ahead in their investigation of President Clinton's infidelities and Livingston prepared to take over the Speakership, Bob suddenly admitted that he had committed adultery "on occasion." Then the press discovered there had been quite a few occasions. A day later he dramatically announced he would resign, saying he wanted to set an example for President Clinton to follow...
... but according to The Irish Times, the real reason for the resignation is that tapes of Livingston engaging in sado-masochistic sex talk are in the possession of Hustler Magazine.



some info you may have missed gary, in your constant quest for sin and nastiness and protection of the families.

kiss kiss gary

[kodi]

21. is this the clown who falls down making pancakes?

this guy is just a stool sniffer who revels in butting into others private business.

[mopaul]

23. yes, he was bested by a flapjack on film

when flapjacks attack stool sniffers.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

22. Off topic but I never knew Mr Bauer

was actually a garden gnome

[Misunderestimator]

27. LOL

:spray:

[mopaul]

24. kick for pious hypocrites

[riverwalker]

28. that pic of Bauer

looks just like Miss Piggy.
No lie.

[MADem]

25. Here is the pudpounder, in all his glory

Courtesy of this site: http://www.johnmonty.com/cotw/cw001007.htm

The headline is massively amusing; President's Peccadillo Policeman is a Pud-Pounding Pervert

[mopaul]

29. whatever happened to this pious blowhard republican jerkoff?

Matt's fascination with other people's genitalia is not merely limited to Willie's wiener. No, Matt's horizons have been expanded to include gays and lesbians, too. He's made a career of berating them and recently filed a brief with the Supreme Court on behalf of the Boy Scouts regarding their policy on gay troop leaders. So given this background, you'd be justified in making the logical conclusion that Matt's own member must be clean, pristine, and never seen.

Well, hang a scarlet N for Naive around your neck, novice. Matt and his motley member were in court this week, charged with public indecency for masturbating in Chattahoochee National River Park, near Atlanta. In addition, he propositioned and "fondled" the male undercover federal police officer who caught him flogging himself. It's sad when a cock-watcher watches one cock too many.

In case you're thinking that maybe this was an isolated incident and we should give poor, perverted Matt the benefit of the doubt since he's contributed so much to the betterment of society, put on another N. He pleaded no contest to a similar indecency charge in 1996 which resulted in six months' probation and a $1,000 fine. Once a walking wanker, always a walking wanker.