RNC Census Survey! NEED HELP!

[TwoHandedLayup]

For some unknown reason, I received a RNC Census yesterday. It is nothing more than an appeal for money. It comes with one of the postage due to the RNC envelopes.

I need suggestions on what to include in the envelope to send back to the douchebags. I have already been told to wrap up a brick to cost them more. I was thinking of taping 2 pennies inside and fill it out.

Suggestions??????

[alittlelark]

1. Got bricks?

[hippiepunk]

2. Don't give em two pennies!!

And fill it with shredded paper.

[drhilarius]

3. Take all the coupon packs, credit card apps, etc...

and stuff it in there. You lose the junk mail, they're stuck with the tab.

[pk_du]

4. How about a bunch of Kerry posters or a DU stickers n/t

[whistle]

5. Two slugs might be nice.....adds weight and drives up the....

...reply postage they would pay at their end. They have to pay 1st class mail, plus a collection fee and an account fee to the postal service, so sock it to them!

[kcass1954]

11. My personal preference is washers...

all the weight, none of the bulk. Tape 'em to a piece of paper so they don't go sliding around.

[ltfranklin]

6. Ok, anybody got...

...any Iraqi scrip? Send them some of that good Iraqi money!

[tinrobot]

7. Soft Cheese

Could get a little stinky...

[spooked911]

8. some some "deception dollars"

http://www.deceptiondollar.com/gallerypage.htm

http://www.deceptiondollar.com/8+/DD8live.htm


http://www.deceptiondollar.com/8+/I8Front.jpg

[left is right]

10. best idea, by far

and remember to give generously at least a pounds worth

[Fridays Child]

9. Toilet paper?