Oh, god, he makes me need a drink.

[meganmonkey]

I'm pouring a scotch. Who's with me?

[Maat]

1. Can I have a 'Sam Adams?'

I'm not a scotch-drinker, but I need one. Badly.

[The Doctor.]

18. Here you go;

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=3563165&mesg_id=3563165

Sam Adams is good, and scotch is pretty clean.

anything too swet will make your screen sticky.

[deadparrot]

2. So...I'm not watching, but

is he really that bad, or do you think his ridiculousness is magnified by the DU atmosphere? :)

[kliljedahl]

7. He's really that bad

Uncle Jack for me though.


Keith’s Barbeque Central

[deadparrot]

11. Goody.

Maybe Amurka will wake up and get the message that this fuckwit can't form a coherent sentence to save his life.

[meganmonkey]

9. Man, it's pretty bad

He can't even complete sentences. It's so bad...

[deadparrot]

17. Not too different from his other public appearances, then.

Does anyone know what he said about Putin?

[librechik]

3. I'm Wild Turkey

he makes me

(LOL)

[d_b]

4. he makes me want to smoke.

that can't be good.

[Pacifist Patriot]

5. Merlot....

and I didn't even watch. Just thinking about him appearing on television makes me sick.

[Jazzgirl]

6. I can't watch either.

He makes me sick. I've got Crown on the rocks by my side....I'm happy NOT listening to him 'cuz he never makes sense.

[agates]

8. I'd drink anything to numb the pain

How about cranberry vodka and Sierra Mist? Or lime vodka and orange crush? Any ethyl alcohol will do....

[AlCzervik]

10. he just fucking-hehed-when asked about

"renditioning" WTF???

[BeHereNow]

14. Hello??? You are surprised?

He is a FUCKING SOCIOPATH!
What do you expect him to do?

Here- you need a drink.
BHN

[AlCzervik]

19. i just can't imagine how the fuck he could snark at that question

does he know this does indeed get sent all over the worl and not just here? Pass the bong.

[BeHereNow]

25. Well as he has said before...

"Who care what you think?"
He does not care a whit that this is being
viewed by people around the world.
He has a MAN-DATE, don't ya know?
No need to pass the bong- I've got CITRON Vodka!
Have one on me!
BHN

[The Doctor.]

12. Oh God... he just said

"...To find those who would do harm to our country, and get them out of harm's way..."

Holy Shit!

LOL

Oh - here's the drinking game thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=3563165&mesg_id=3563165

[ailsagirl]

24. Ah, yes... the *isms are coming fast and furious... bleccch

He must be a riot on camping trips.

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[Botany]

13. What a turd!

Does not answer the questions, lies, and stammers.

Mr. President.


Yea asshole the negations w/ N Korea worked before

No nukes but you dick head quit talking to them and now they have
the bomb.

Drink please

[Blue Belle]

15. I have to make a beer run...

I can't watch this sober anymore.

:beer:

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

16. I don't have TV, and...

I quit drinking in 1998 and still, he is making me want to run down to the liquor store and get me a 1.75l bottle of cheap rotgut voddy and blow bubbles in it.

Can a president be impeached for being a clear and present danger to a country's mental health?

[The Doctor.]

21. One day.... one.... day

we will be smart enough to prvent this sort of travesty.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=3563165&mesg_id=3563165

[meganmonkey]

20. Wow! A lot of takers! I have my Johnnie Walker Black on the rocks

and a little of the peaceful green herb to mellow me out ;)

[Elidor]

22. It really is that bad.

I can't imagine that this idiot is really president. 5 years on, and his political preschool lectures to the nation are still too reminiscent of the Twilight Zone to accept as the solemn utterances of the most powerful man in the world.

[slay]

29. Yeah. Don't take him seriously or you'll go insane

It really does seem like we're in a bad twilight zone ep. Please wake me when the nightmare is over.

[slay]

23. I'll fire up this here joint

Ah, that's better. Look at his silly monkey face. What a goober. This is much better. I'm painting vertical black bars on my TV screen. Now he looks just like the chimp I saw down at the zoo. :smoke:

[meganmonkey]

26. Hee hee

Please note: meganmonkey is not related to him in any way

:smoke:

[librechik]

30. 4:20

:smoke:

[The Doctor.]

34. Think I'll join you.

:smoke:

[ailsagirl]

27. Except HE should be behind bars and they should be free

My cats are getting in a fight-- they must sense the tension in the air...

[slay]

32. So true. While we wait, here's a cool monkey clip

for all the drunks and stoners who sat through *'s idiot ramblings. And this monkey is WAY cooler than *!

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/apetiger.html

[Amaya]

28. Having some wine

I feel like I've entered the twilight zone:crazy:

[meganmonkey]

31. I was just thinking Twilight Zone. This is so surreal.

And appalling...:mad:

[EstimatedProphet]

33. Just had a martini

Might as well enjoy something tonight...