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MazeRat7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-26-05 06:44 PM
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Homeland defense and airport security.... what a friggin' joke...
So lets see.. in the past days we have learned that

a) we are safe from terrorists disguised as penguins
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3543199

b) we are safe from unauthorized lunch meats
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/04/25/smuggled.bologna/index.html

and now this... "A New Phase" to make us "Safer".... oh sudder....
http://www.fcw.com/article88687-04-25-05-Web

This is such a joke.... These guys couldn't find their ass with both hands.....

*gzzzzzzz

MZr7
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-26-05 06:47 PM
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1. Don't forget all those dangerous lighters now
being seized for our safety. :eyes:
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-26-05 06:48 PM
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2. But did they x-ray the fish they fed the penquins?
what if they were puffer fish?
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skylarmae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-26-05 06:48 PM
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3. I'm lolol so loud my African Grey Parrot is laughing too....
The heartbreak is that none of these are laughing matters.
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-26-05 07:22 PM
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4. As LBJ said
These guys couldn't find their ass with 2 hands and a coon-hound.
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