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WI_DEM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 04:40 PM Original message |
If you were elected Pope what would be the first thing you would say... |
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revree (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 04:42 PM Response to Original message |
1. I would ask if I could wear something other than white. |
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Lone Pawn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-05 12:04 PM Response to Reply #1 |
50. Benedict didn't wear only white. |
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ClassWarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 04:43 PM Response to Original message |
2. "Bring me my funny hat!!" |
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NYC Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 04:44 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. Which house will you be in? |
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Itsthetruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 04:46 PM Response to Reply #3 |
7. "Love My New Threads!" |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 04:44 PM Response to Original message |
4. Holy shit! |
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ComerPerro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 04:45 PM Response to Original message |
5. "How did I get elected Pope? I'm not even Catholic!" |
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DakotaDemocrat (330 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 04:48 PM Response to Reply #5 |
10. ...but I stayed at a Holiday inn Express last night....n/t |
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Hamlette (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 05:48 PM Response to Reply #5 |
26. LOL...funny....funny funny. |
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paula777 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 04:45 PM Response to Original message |
6. Birth control is A-OKAY with god people .... use condoms starting NOW |
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WI_DEM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 04:48 PM Response to Reply #6 |
9. That's a good one |
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paula777 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 04:53 PM Response to Reply #9 |
12. I don't thinks its moral for them to tell people they will go to hell if |
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ThumperDumper (368 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 05:30 PM Response to Reply #9 |
24. Yes, overpopulation! |
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lala_rawraw (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 04:47 PM Response to Original message |
8. George Bush is not a Christian... n/t |
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hiley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-05 12:02 PM Response to Reply #8 |
48. applause goes to lala |
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elehhhhna (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 04:49 PM Response to Original message |
11. GOD IS LOVE. |
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Zynx (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 06:42 PM Response to Reply #11 |
31. Amen. |
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hiley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-05 12:03 PM Response to Reply #31 |
49. then you would |
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elehhhhna (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-05 07:02 PM Response to Reply #49 |
51. God Is Love would drive EVERYBODY outta religion. Too threatening. |
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pstans (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 04:54 PM Response to Original message |
13. Where is my Pope-mobile |
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ltfranklin (852 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 04:56 PM Response to Reply #13 |
16. Pimp my Ride! |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 06:45 PM Response to Reply #13 |
33. I think that invitation would work better |
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ltfranklin (852 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 04:55 PM Response to Original message |
14. I'm going to DISNEYWORLD!!!! |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 04:56 PM Response to Original message |
15. In Vino Veritas! |
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Quixote1818 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 04:56 PM Response to Original message |
17. Most certainly allowing birth control to save millions in Africa from |
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thecai (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 04:58 PM Response to Original message |
18. GOD Is Love.... |
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LiberallyInclined (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 04:58 PM Response to Original message |
19. "There is no god. The Bible are the words of corrupt men..." |
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paula777 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 05:07 PM Response to Reply #19 |
22. Can you imagine if he confessed to that .... that would cause a ... |
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JackRiddler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 08:39 PM Response to Reply #19 |
40. Damn, you beat me to it. |
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LiberallyInclined (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 09:18 PM Response to Reply #40 |
42. or the godfather III treatment- |
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JackRiddler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 09:27 PM Response to Reply #42 |
43. The Godfather III treatment... |
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LiberallyInclined (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 09:32 PM Response to Reply #43 |
44. it just never grabbed me all that much... |
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JackRiddler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 09:36 PM Response to Reply #44 |
45. I'm not Catholic... |
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catbert836 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 05:00 PM Response to Original message |
20. A few things: |
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R. A. Fuqua (281 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 05:04 PM Response to Original message |
21. hee hee |
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LiberallyInclined (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 05:22 PM Response to Reply #21 |
23. "...a funny thing happened to me on the way to the holy see" |
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R. A. Fuqua (281 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 06:24 PM Response to Reply #23 |
27. I'm loving it! |
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stopbush (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 05:42 PM Response to Original message |
25. There's no god, so we're ending this charade, selling off all |
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maveric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 06:28 PM Response to Original message |
28. "Time for a major overhaul!" |
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DanCa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 06:33 PM Response to Original message |
29. My Top Two |
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LibraLiz1973 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 06:36 PM Response to Original message |
30. "Bring me the list of the pedophiles" |
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understandinglife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 06:42 PM Response to Original message |
32. All the gold and jewels are for sale on expedia; women can be priests; ... |
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ronnykmarshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 06:47 PM Response to Original message |
34. Wassssss up ROME?? |
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Liberalynn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 06:55 PM Response to Original message |
35. Women Are Not |
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tinfoilinfor2005 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 07:01 PM Response to Original message |
36. Being a woman the first thing I would say would be |
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merh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 07:42 PM Response to Original message |
37. "thump" "thump" "Is this thing on?" |
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evlbstrd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 07:46 PM Response to Original message |
38. Hey, Everybody! |
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jmowreader (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 08:23 PM Response to Original message |
39. Forget this "allowing" priests to marry |
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JackRiddler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 08:44 PM Response to Reply #39 |
41. What, you got something against gay priests? |
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spanone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 09:37 PM Response to Original message |
46. 'Give me some Pope dope' |
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markus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-19-05 09:45 PM Response to Original message |
47. This is my house? This is my house! |
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