What the HELL has the "uniter" done for us

[Ironpost]

did he help us with our taxes
or our children's education
did he help us clean up our air or water
or did he let corporate heads write their own regulation
did he make us safer and more secure from terrorist
or set the stage for thousands more
did he keep his promise to be fiscally responsible
or lie and run up the largest debt possible
did he make any attempts at spreading goodwill
or just piss everybody off, all of our old friends too
did he really say he wanted to get rid of social security
or just throw up a smokescreen while other bad things are happening
did he lie like a dog to get us into a war
or just twist the intell around

[Freedom_from_Chains]

1. He successfully united a bunch of religious fanatics. n/t

[Ironpost]

2. Never thought of that

[Freedom_from_Chains]

5. Yeah, other than that I can't think of anything

but he did a stellar job of uniting them.

[SammyWinstonJack]

3. I never expected the self serving self absorbed ego driven

LIAR to do anything for us, having experienced his "uniting" expertise as my Gov. So I haven't been disappointed in that regard. He has however exceeded even my worst expectations for him.

[Ironpost]

4. Sorry, I didn't mean to bring to the forefront unpleasant memories

Thats right you have had to endure that sorry piece of shit for some time now. If it woulda' been me I'm afraid I'd be breaking shit by now. Hang in there it can't last forever. I hope...

[Bleacher Creature]

6. Assuming that we make it through the next 3.5 years

We will look back upon his Presidency as the force behind uniting a new progressive movement.