Looking for a good Creationism Fair project? Look no more...

[Sabriel]

http://objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.html

My favorite is the "Thermodynamics Of Hell Fire" one. Of course, this one's not bad, either:

"Women Were Designed For Homemaking"

I'd like to say this is a spoof site, but apparently it's not. Too bad.

[TheMightyFavog]

1. It is a spoof site

Rumored to be done by the same people as Landover Baptist.

[beam me up scottie]

3. whoops, my bad

nt

[Sabriel]

4. Thanks, JC

There is evidence that it's not a "real" site. But it's a pleasure to read, anyway.

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/objective_ministries/

[BlueEyedSon]

2. So so sick

Habu Missionary Gear

Habu is a polytheistic elephant who is always very confused. He has so many gods that when he has problems, he just doesn't know who to turn to! If only he would simplify his life with Jesus!

Habu Missionary Gear is perfect for the missionary traveling to far-off lands with far-off gods. The natives will really empathize with Habu's plight and will want to learn how they too can simplify their lives.

[TreasonousBastard]

5. It's a brilliant spoof site...

and has popped up here before. You have to dig around to find out there's no "Fellowship University" and look for clues like the "Laughing Jesus" thong for sale at the store.

(Not to worry-- everyone gets nailed by one of these at some point.)


Want some more of the same sort...

http://www.whitehouse.org/

http://www.bettybowers.com/

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

And, not at all political or religious, but has caught and embarassed many otherwise sensible people:

http://www.bonsaikitten.com/

[teenagebambam]

6. No, really....

....check out their online store. http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin/

It HAS to be a parody site. My favorite is "Ruby's Matrimony Thong"
http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin.20214784

[LiberallyInclined]

7. 2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"

2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"

Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker.


how can anyone argue with hard scientific data like that?

[Solly Mack]

8. I just clicked on the link and was re-directed to a porn site

hmmm...anyone else?

[Berserker]

10. If you were re-directed

you have some bad stuff on your computer doing that.

[Solly Mack]

11. I checked for that and came up clean

but it's not doing it now

[seasat]

9. That site is hilarious!

I was almost fooled until I hit upon this in their store:

(LINK)

Sex should only be used for the procreation of life inside of marriage. Condoms and other forms of so-called "birth control" serve no other purpose than to encourage promiscuity and promote the Culture of Death. Every sperm has the potential to become a Christian and so each should be considered sacred. Remember: A condom stops a undulating flagellum.

ROTFLMAO

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