What part of his job is Bush doing better than Clinton ?

[kentuck]

Yes, he chops wood and drives a truck, but what can anyone point to that Bush is doing better than Clinton, expect perhaps, bullshitting? Some will say that he's doing a better job than Clinton on protecting our country from terrorists but Bush was the person who was asleep at the wheel of his pickup down in Texas and was hiding out in a classroom down in Florida when our country was attacked? So that argument is the weakest of all, in my opinion.

[Randi_Listener]

1. He's better at buttfucking himself into a recession.

[Pacifist Patriot]

2. I have actually given this some serious contemplation over...

the last 18 months, so please do not take this as a pithy partisan answer.

Not a damn thing.

[Spider Jerusalem]

3. Er...um...well, he seems to be managing not to fuck around on his wife.

Unless there's something going on with Condi, which I half-suspect.

[DemoVet]

23. Well, he's also Condi's husband

According to Condi, anyway

[Doctor_J]

37. He just hasn't been caught at this

He told someone in 1988 he and his dad spend alot of time talking about "pussy", so don't buy the "faithful husband" bullshit.

[sinkingfeeling]

4. Don't think it's part of the job, but he's better at avoiding being

put under oath than Clinton!

[bryant69]

5. I don't think you understand

Clinton really messed everything up. I know it kind of looks like a lot of bad stuff has happened on Bush's watch, but all that stuff is clearly Clinton's fault. Even five years into his presidency, President Bush is still paying for all the bad things that Clinton did, like have sex in the white house.

Bryant
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[SammyWinstonJack]

28. .

:sarcasm: ?

[MrModerate]

6. He's better -- or at least his people are better. . .

At seizing control of the country and driving it in a direction that the majority doesn't want to go . . . and getting away with it!

Basically, these guys can't govern worth a shit, but they're really good at bare-knuckles politics.

[FreedomAngel82]

8. He's better

at being a bullshitter and liar? :shrug: Oh and war. Lots of war.

[izzybeans]

7. Vacationing. Logging. Cutting his face.

That pretty much covers it.

[libertypirate]

9. Vacations -- He does a great job relaxing...

[billkurtmeyer]

10. Simple - Nothing!

[Toots]

11. More terrorism in 2004 than all other years combined

So much so that Bush* threw out the report which has been issued every year for ninteen years. It is no longer considered valid by these people who choose what needs to be heard and seen and what does not.

[Sanity Claws]

12. This should be a short thread

No one can identify a single damn thing.

[Arugula Latte]

13. He's better at getting the press to lick his butt.

Their all-channels propaganda machine is quite a feat.

[cally]

14. He's much, much better at intimidating and controlling the press

His limited photo ops, his lack of press conferences, and his refusal to meet with anyone that is questioning of his policies have effectively limited coverage of his failures.

[tanyev]

15. Naps. He's good at naps.

[Botany]

16. E.Z.

He has had more gay hookers working as phony journalists in the White House.

More reporters and commentators on the pay roll.

Stolen 2 more national elections.

Gotten us into more wars.

More Black ministers on the govt. tit. Faith based stuff.

More facial bruises. Please tell who he got them? (My guess is from the Bulldog.)

[Bridget Burke]

18. You forgot 9/11!

Terrorists attacked the WTC while Clinton was in office, but they didn't destroy it. Only six people died--Bush definitely presided over a more spectacular attack.

(Of course, arrests were made after the earlier attack.)

[Botany]

19. Sorry

I forgot who Clinton, Sandy Berger, & the rest alerted the right people and stopped
bin Laden from attacking LAX & the NYC tunnel system.

[terrya]

17. Fundraising n/t

[solinvictus]

20. Taking a comparatively prosperous country..

with a budget surplus, low energy prices, that is at peace and running it into the goddamned ground. Bush is a worthless piece of shit.

[Tim4319]

21. Screwing!

Bush is screwing this country better then Clinton did Lewinsky!

[mmonk]

22. lying

[emulatorloo]

24. Acting - as in "I am a regular joe resolute compassionate moral person"

EOM

[GOPisEvil]

25. He tells bigger lies.

[sweetheart]

26. Better dictator n/t

[Auntie Bush]

27. He's a better actor. An elitist acting like a common fool.

Of course that's because he is a fool.

[bunkerbuster1]

29. Enriching a few defense contractors, obviously.

there are some who've benefited from the PNAC vision-thing.

Beyond that, I can't think of anything.

[Crunchy Frog]

30. He's avoiding being sidetracked by scandal.

Of course, he's being helped in that by a media that won't cover all the scandals perpetrated within his administration, in contrast to Clinton, who the media was all over all the time, inventing scandals when it couldn't come up with real ones.

So, I guess you could say that Bush is more successful at having the media in his hand, and controlling what issues get discussed in it.

[ironflange]

31. He's better at fighting off. . .

Big Mac Attacks.

[UdoKier]

32. He's doing a better job of keeping his worthless wanger in check.

And to many of his supporters, that is the ONLY thing that matters in a president.

[hector459]

33. "Screwing" That's it, "screwing." Screwing up the country, screwing up

the rest of the world. He's done that better than Clinton and any other President in history.

[barb162]

34. what is this...a trick question????

Is the country doing well economically or something?

[graywarrior]

35. Causing acid reflux to the entire planet

[stanwyck]

36. Here's one that's real

Bush has those really cool banners which let you know exactly what it is he's talking about...like the famous "Mission Accomplished". Now, he has all the Social Security banners. Every time he gives a speech, there's a convenient banner. So you don't have to really listen. Which is excrutiating. Just read the banner!
Clinton didn't do that, did he? No concise bannerspeak. Just all those words. Words. Words. Words.

[iconoclastNYC]

38. I read that he is much more prompt than Clinton.

Thats about all i can think of.