Hidden at the bottom of the "Top Ten Conservative Idiots"

[JohnnyRingo]

is an addendum from last weeks nominee "The Ultimate Warrior".

For those that missed it, it seems Mr. Warrior", being a washed up has been of an actor/wrestler, is hitting the speaking circuit as a gay bashing conservative.

The addendum addresses an hilarious e-mail exchange between the spokesperson for the man now known simply as "Warrior" and somethingawful.com

Satisfaction was gauranteed.... and delivered:

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2790

This is just TOO funny to to be tucked away at the bottom of the page.

[ghostsofgiants]

1. This was on Fark last week

I was almost in tears reading it. Some of the funniest shit I've ever read.

[RevCheesehead]

2. OMG! That is just too funny!

:rofl:

Someone better report the Warrior's lawyer to BushCo, to hold up to them a classic example of what a "proper" lawsuit looks like! :evilgrin:

[liberalhistorian]

3. ROFLMAO!

OMG, is that hilarious! It was more than worth it to read all the way through. What complete repuke dumbass fuckbrain idiots Warrior and his "Director of Communications" are!

[acmavm]

4. I have to admit, that was hilarious. And it fits the stereotype in my mind

of anybody connected with 'professional' wrestling.

[Dogmudgeon]

5. I started a thread on DU a couple years ago about this loon

The Ultimate Warrior -- or TUW, for short -- had coined a new word for the English language. The word was "Foked!", presumably, a contraction for "focused". Or perhaps he didn't know how to spell "fucked".

He was also doing a college lecture circuit promoting his own unique take on Ayn Rand's "philosophy" of Objectianity. I mean, Objectivism.

If I ever find the thread in the archives, I'll post the link. If you want to search on your own, I was posting under the name BareKnuckledLiberal then.

--p!

[bbernardini]

6. Read some of the other threats. Highly amusing!

It's a good thing I wasn't consuming a liquid while reading them, or I wouldn't be typing this right now due to a water-logged keyboard.

[rockymountaindem]

7. That was hillarious!

Thanks for sharing :toast:

[Lone Pawn]

8. I had a pretty good conversation with the Warrior's lawyer by email.

He's actually not as stupid as he comes off as. He just has one hell of a temper. He expressed regret for the SA incident, and claimed it was a result of:

1. His hotheadedness, increased by the fact that hundreds of SA fans were bombarding him with email.
2. His ignorance as to what Warrior said at the UConn meeting.
3. SA's baiting attitude.

He seemed to have left off (4. I'm an asshole.) But it was understood, so that's cool.

[malmapus]

9. HAHAHA oh man

I was seriously covering my mouth and biting my lip to keep from laughing so hard (I got moved to day shift so sitting across from my boss now heh).

Literally in tears now reading through that

:rofl:

[Jo March]

10. Also, from now on, I shall refer to you as "Peaches."

I laughed so hard at that! That has to be the funniest thing I've read in a while.

Thanks for bringing this to the top of the shit pile. It was so worth it!!!

[redqueen]

11. Holy moly!

Thanks so much... that was hilarious.

:rofl:

[walldude]

12. I saw this last night

Had never been to Something Awful, but that little story and exchange was so hilarious it went straight to my favorites page... Here's hoping we hear more from TUW and his "Communications" director..